I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

The next day.

At Long Er's urging, several people got up, simply dressed and washed before being taken to the meeting place.

"Haiji Island has a shortage of troops, but there are a lot of pirates and monsters around it, so the new recruits are engaged in actual combat as soon as they join the army, but don't worry too much. At the beginning, it is just a simple investigation, and the small Qiuqiu camp is cleared..."

Captain Long Er kept urging from the front.

Although Narukami had not yet issued the eye hunting order at this time, Coral Palace Xinhai had already glimpsed clues from the intelligence and some actions of the Fools.

Although the information was still very limited, she was also keenly aware of the possible crisis.

The development of the military force is urgent, and new recruits need to accumulate practical experience in a short period of time.

Taking into account the pros and cons, the Coral Palace army widely adopted the team system in daily tasks.

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Sanye walked behind, looking at the situation in the military camp. How to quickly climb to a higher position was his primary goal now.

"[Mission Progress] Resistance Army Leaving a Name Through the Ages: 1%"

After looking at the system task panel, he took a deep breath.

Wu Lang came forward in military uniform, carrying a long bow on his back, and said loudly: "Since you have become a member of the army, you must follow the orders and prohibitions, what should be done and what should not be done, as stated in the marching manual and various warning signs. It’s all written down, be sure to remember it.”

warning sign?

Sanye looked along. Isn't this the same sign as no smoking?

Probably to take care of the average education level of Haiji Islanders, the stick figures on the warning signs are very vivid and can be read even if you are illiterate.

It’s just that the content of the painting is...a bit abstract.

Sanye walked forward and looked at a sign in front of him. There were two stick figures squatting in a square frame with a serious expression and a cross drawn next to them.

"The meaning of this sign is that it is forbidden for two people to use the same toilet squatting position at the same time."

Long Er came up and explained.

"6"

Sanye almost didn't understand, so she turned around and took two steps to see another warning sign: this time it was a stick figure squatting behind another one, with his fingers straight up, and there was still a cross next to it.

"That one means you're not allowed to poke your teammates in the buttholes with your fingers."

Long Er continued to explain and patted Sanye on the shoulder, "The first time I did it, you had the same expression. Just get used to it. These are just the tip of the iceberg."

"Is life in the military camp so exciting?"

Sanye clicked his tongue in surprise.

"Haha, young." Long Er raised his head and laughed, "You must be careful about life in the military camp. When there are no enemies, your teammates are probably your biggest enemies."

He continued to point to the warning signs,

"It is forbidden to climb over the wall and peek at female soldiers taking a shower."

"No stealing teammates' socks"

"It is forbidden to hang the portrait of Lord Coral Palace above the bed."

"..."

"No putting crabs in teammates' crotches."

"In short, behind every warning sign, there was a sad story."

Long Er smiled, these warning signs seemed like a true portrayal of military camp life in the past.

"Let's go, we're on a mission Sanye! There's nothing interesting to see, as long as you don't get painted as a case one day, otherwise you'll really be 'glorious'."

Guangzong Yaozu?

Sanye was refreshed. Isn't this the goal of my mission?

In addition, my mother can tell you that I am a legitimate clan member of the Han Dynasty, with the blood of King Dongshan flowing through my veins, and I shoulder the true legacy of Mengyun’s ancestors!

A fox's life is only one or two thousand years. If he doesn't accumulate some virtue and add some color to his ancestors, how can he have the face to meet his ancestors?

.

"Is this where it is?"

"Well! Everyone, get ready!"

Arriving at a dilapidated ruins, Goro waved his hand. According to intelligence, this place was occupied by a group of Kailuan ghosts who had escaped from the Bayou Island.

These guys most likely robbed a bunch of fat ones in Narukami's jurisdiction and were chased all the way.

The news had spread last night, and the shogunate army should be arriving soon.

"Lord Wulang!" the spy reported.

"How about it?"

"It's not optimistic. This cave is easy to defend but difficult to attack. The opponent is a group of pirates who lick blood all year round. Among them are the holders of the Eye of God, and the opponent has hostages in their hands! If you attack rashly, the losses will be huge!"

Is this so...

"Then trap them inside and wait until they are hungry before negotiating."

"No! The shogunate army is almost here."

Goro refused. This group of pirates had a lot of stolen goods. If they could get it first, Kaijijima might be able to put pressure on the shogunate army in territorial disputes.

Even if it can expand its territory by an extra inch, it will be a sure profit for Haiji Island, which has very little land for cultivation.

Later, Wulang had no choice but to send another person to negotiate. As a result, this group of sea chaos ghosts were completely unreasonable and slapped the negotiator.

Wulang immediately grinned.

"It's just the end of a strong crossbow. A few dogs with broken backs still dare to bark in front of our army!"

Wulang cursed, turned around and felt that he had been insulted, so he squatted on the ground and drew circles in anger.

Momentarily helpless.

At this time.

Sanye squeezed in from outside the crowd, but Long Er and others couldn't stop him. Isn't it comfortable to just lie down? well!

"Um, is the hostage male or female?"

"Ok?"

Everyone looked around after hearing the sound, thinking who it was, but it turned out to be a recruit. For this kind of task, recruits only come to gain experience. Who expects you to be able to do anything? As long as you don't get fucked.

However, Wulang still replied: "Female!"

"Female! Let me in and I'll talk to them!"

"???What if it's a man?"

Wulang asked again.

Sanye slapped her knees: "Do men still care? Just attack him forcefully. When it's over, make him a martyr and compensate his wife for having the first right to choose a mate in Haiji Island."

Uh.

Everyone sighed, is this what her mother can say? After killing someone, you still want to punish someone?

"Believe me!"

Sanye ignored everyone's gaze and patted her chest again. Her words were sincere and her eyes were firm, "Leave this girl to me. You can't make it easier for others. I have to do it!"

Are you really going to save people? Why do I hear your tone, as if you want to take advantage of the heat?

"How do you plan to save him?"

"Humph."

Sanye smiled. Although he was still incapable of writing or martial arts, he could still be regarded as an experienced veteran who had been struggling for thousands of years and experienced various disasters.

I was also a five-star good citizen, and I was well versed in the principle of passing on red lights and prohibiting parking on green lights.

He turned around and exchanged a few large bottles of "One Night Madness" directly from the system. This kind is the best of the best for treating dull life and lack of sexual interest.

And it is very cost-effective. Compared with other poisons that cost tens of thousands of moles, it only costs 500 moles per bottle and has a similar effect in defeating enemies.

"This is my winning formula!"

"This is?"

Wulang took a bottle from his hand and read the words on it,

"Xu Jun went crazy overnight and no longer surrendered. The recommended dosage is three grams each time for those under fourteen years old, and ten grams each time for those above. If you exceed fifty grams, you will be responsible for life and death?

you! ! Why do you carry something like this with you? "

Wulang was embarrassed, stuffed it back, and took a deep breath.

"Don't worry about it."

Sanye opened the bottle, then asked the logistics staff for a few lunch boxes.

Well, just pour less. If you pour too much, your penis will explode easily.

Wow.

Qian poured two bottles into it.

After stirring it for a while, it turned out to be quite tasty and delicious.

After packing the lunch box, Sanye didn't even bring a weapon, but glanced at everyone with a determined expression.

"that……"

Are the sensational scenes coming? Wulang waved his hand, don't worry, we will support you at any time.

"Ahem, um... don't peek." Sanye raised his eyebrows and smiled, then turned and walked into the entrance of the ruins.

"..."

you……

[Seno: The next scene...will be tragic, right? 】

[Baizhu: Well, as a doctor, I know very well the consequences of not following the doctor's instructions when using medication. If the dosage exceeds the standard dosage by so many times, it will most likely be the last erection in your life! 】

[Kaia: By the way, does this method constitute euthanasia? Or capital punishment? 】

[Tinari: It’s a very interesting topic. If it’s left to the scholars of the Imperial Academy, it could be discussed in 10,000 words. 】

[Miko Yae: Isn’t it time to block underage viewers again? Speaking of which, it seems that the adult age determined by the system is 16 years old. 】

[Diona: It doesn’t matter, I’ve knocked daddy out! Just use dad’s cell phone to watch it! 】