It's another silent night.

Everyone has their own thing.

Bai Xun was climbing over the wall. After entering, he gave a pillow to Zaoyou who was in confinement.

She was grateful to the murderer who personally sent her here.

But why only pillows? Where's the quilt?

As for quilts, Brother Bai Xun’s arms are the warmest quilts, hehe——

……

Carrying the sleeping Paimon on his back, Sora walked toward the Coral Palace step by step. Looking back in the direction of Inazuma Castle, he tightened his grip on his sword.

General Thunder!

I'll be back sooner or later!

……

Villette and Bai Che were arrested by Tian Ling Fenxing and put into a cell because they were playing tricks on the street.

"Be quiet, Miss Bai. If you want to survive in the eyes of the gods, you'd better learn to abide by the rules."

Stopping her violent movement, Villette shook her head. Inazuma was sent to jail on her first day. If Miss Funina found out, she would probably faint from laughter.

……

The dark sea in the distance.

The apostle of the abyss kept squeezing Reslime to charge Osel's remains, so that his two one-kilowatt searchlight eyes would light up.

Wan Ye shook his head, this was too cruel.

What's wrong with slime?

Next to her, Ying stood on the dragon's head, with a heroic appearance and fluttering clothes. She was worthy of the name of the Princess of the Abyss.

She was vividly telling Wanyo and the housekeeper about her extraordinary life.

"...My brother and I were stopped by the white-haired woman. In an instant, there was a flash of swords! The earth was shocked. My brother was outmatched and was about to be caught by the woman.

At this time, a person flew out of nowhere, slashed out with a sword, and immediately split my brother apart..."

"Your Highness, is it okay to say this to outsiders?" The apostle of the abyss suddenly interrupted.

Ying rolled her eyes at him and said with a smile: "When the abyss submerges the throne of God, all of Teyvat will be ours. Where will there be outsiders?"

The pattern is big! The apostle of the abyss was so big in an instant that he was amazed. Fortunately, he was a princess at first. If he had been a prince, he might not have been so broad-minded!

Ying puffed up her bare chest and continued to tell: "The fourth person who suddenly broke in split my brother with a sword, but instead slapped me over with a palm, causing me to be caught by that woman!"

As he said that, Ying glanced at the Sword of Willing Power in Wan Ye's hand, and immediately pointed at it: "Yes, that's the sword that man is holding!"

"..."

Fierce sounds came from the silent sea surface.

……

The night was deeper.

In the dusk, Sandonne was still looking for her Catherine.

next moment.

Everyone's cell phones rang.

[Group leader Lao Liu: It’s late at night, good evening everyone. How about a night’s sleep? Get up hey!

The third episode of the program: The Resistance Army will leave its name through the ages. It will start playing after an advertisement. We hope to know. 】

Suddenly.

Bai Xun stopped threatening, and Brother Kong stopped moving.

The princess stopped fighting, and Sandonie seemed lost.

all in all.

Everyone took out their mobile phones and clicked on the live broadcast.

[The advertising content is purely fictitious, please do not refer to the parties themselves! 】

[Miko Yae: This disclaimer is good and could be considered to be added to some light novels that cannot pass review. 】

[Navillette: Ms. Fonina, if someone in Fontaine is accused of using this kind of disclaimer to sell prohibited books, what do you think the sentence will be? @福宁娜]

[Funina: Want to test me? Haha, I am no longer the same person as before... First of all, the accused party is required to submit those banned books. 】

[Clorind: Glad! Lady Funina took the first step to check for contraband, which was a huge improvement! 】

[Funina: Then, the court will be adjourned for one day, and the court will resume after I go back and read these banned books. 】

[Clorind withdrew a complimentary message]

[Navilet: I feel a little bit...]

[Zhongli: Ahem. 】

-

After the barrage, the advertising screen finally unfolded.

There is no magnificent battlefield, nor breathtaking scenery.

It's just an ordinary cabin, with warm decoration and the taste of first love.

The barefoot girl sat alone on the bed, hugging her knees and sighing silently, but the clock gradually moved to 12 o'clock, and he never came back.

The girl sadly took out her pen and opened her notebook.

Leaning on his knees, the pen tip began to slide:

"My brother is probably tired. The time he spends with me every day is so perfunctory. If my brother has such an attitude, it would be better to break up directly.

Hanging like this makes it look like my sister and I are being unreasonable. Perhaps the sisters outside are gentler and more considerate than me. But this way, my sister and I are not as skilled as others, which makes me angry. "

Collapse the note.

The girl rubbed her nose gently, as if she was about to cry.

At this time, there was a click.

The door was pushed open, and the young man came in, yawning and holding on to the wall.

"What time is it? You just came back, can't you survive this day?"

The girl cried and threw a few pillows over, "It's getting late every day, and it's getting late every day. Whose sister is so beautiful? Is it the shrine maiden from Narukami Taisha Shrine? The Yonomiya from the Naganohara Fireworks Shop? Or the one who sells milk tea at the door? Assam?"

"do not do that."

The young man grabbed her and comforted her, "It's not..."

"really?"

The girl wiped her tears and finally felt a little relieved.

"Well...because the other party is a very cute cat girl, her name is Kirara."

"..."

The girl punched him hard several times and said, "Go away, go away! We broke up."

"what happened to you?"

The young man hugged her, patted her back and said, "Ying, we are brother and sister, why should we break up? Are you stupid?"

"..."

It seemed like oh, Ying broke away awkwardly and rubbed her eyes: "So what? Doesn't my sister need to spend time with me? Does it matter that my sister doesn't have a girlfriend?"

Ying stared into his eyes and saw clearly. She turned around and grabbed the pillow and continued to throw it away. "Let's go. Don't come back. Take all your things away. Paimon will get half of it."

"I caught Paimon!"

"Didn't I raise it? I've eaten several bags of dog food."

"Don't make trouble unreasonably."

"You are being unreasonable!"

……

[Bai Xun: Very good, so far we still don’t know what kind of advertisement this is. 】

[Arataki Ito: It must be a dog food advertisement, right? The name Paimon sounds like a chicken. Dog food that even chickens like to eat must be delicious. 】

[Paimon: Nonsense! ! Have you ever seen a chicken that can talk and type? 】

[Arataki Ito: I’ve seen it! 】

[Paimon:...]

……

on the screen.

The two parted unhappily.

In the night,

Sora came to a milk tea shop, buried his head and sent a message, then waved to the front desk: "Brother Ayato, two cups of Anwaihai."

"Then! Scream! Coca-Cola!"

Boom. Boom.

Ayato put down two glasses and teased, "Would you like two more glasses of the water from the original womb sea?"

"what is that?"

"Very exciting stuff..."

"How exciting?"

"Ah."

Ayato put down the plate and took out an unlabeled bottle of drink from behind the counter, "Probably, one sip refreshes the mind, two sips never fatigue, three sips forgets worries..."

With that said, he had already unscrewed the bottle cap and poured Sora a glass.

"It's normal to be stressed! Men must learn to reward themselves. This cup is my reward for you! No money is required!"

This……

Kong swallowed his saliva, thinking about everything going wrong today, he immediately raised his head and drank the whole drink.

One cup down.

His vision suddenly blurred, and Ayato in front of him turned into a well-behaved cat girl.

Hey. Let me touch it!

"Uh, it seems that the proportion is too strong." Ayato frowned.

"This stuff is interesting, come again, have two more cups."

"Haha, don't worry, there's plenty. I'll treat the first bottle as a gift to you."

Ayato handed him the whole bottle directly.

In the blink of an eye, Sora was addicted to it. One bottle was not enough, so he had to pay for it. Three bottles and four bottles fell to the ground, and he was completely immersed in hallucinations.

Ayato on the side showed a victorious smile.

The scene changes.

Putting away the flower umbrella, Mao Er shook his head and pushed open the door of the milk tea shop. After scanning around, he asked, "Excuse me, have you seen a boy with blond hair?"

"No, you are the first guest tonight. Do you want to try something new?"

At the front desk, Ayato placed a bottle of drink without a label on the table.

The scene stopped abruptly.

[This advertisement is exclusively sponsored and broadcast by Thorn Rose Club: Group leader Lao Liu reminds you to cherish your personal life and be wary of new types of drugs. 】

[Sora: This ad! I'm not satisfied. Do I seem like someone who would drink a drink with such unclear origins and such outrageous functions? 】

[Paimon: Uh... Traveler, did you forget the three hundred bottles of holy water in Qingquan Town? 】

[Sora: ...Okay, I'm an idiot. 】

[Miko Yae: I thought it would be an advertisement for Kirara Ryo Komaya, but it was really unexpected. 】

[Bai Xun: Normally, I thought it was a promotional video for "Ying Zhi Kong". 】

[Kamizato Ayarei:...]

[Kamizato Ayato: It’s rare to play a bad guy, and I feel pretty good. 】

[Arataki Ito: I would also like to appear once, can you make arrangements? 】

[Kuki Shinobu: Boss, you don’t have to act. Just be more restrained. 】

【…】

[Group leader Lao Liu: Very good, the commercial time is over, and the main part will be played next: The Resistance Army will leave its name through the ages! 】

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