I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

The next day

[Group leader Lao Liu: In view of the fact that the user "Yae Shenzi" has overdue and failed to fulfill his promise of "catching the thunder god with a fishing pole", the live broadcast supervision and execution will be forced to start in three seconds. 】

The screen jumps.

The camera passes through Inazuma's thunderstorm, flies up the mountain from the shadow, and falls into the Narukami Grand Shrine located above it.

[Zhongli: Oh? It actually has the power to monitor regardless of conditions. This thing seems a bit dangerous. 】

[Paimon: Paimon thinks it's fine. As long as he doesn't do anything bad, why would he be afraid of being seen by others? You say so, Traveler! 】

[Sora: I didn’t say that! Paimon, don't take me with you. 】

The camera gradually zooms in until it looks through a red wall.

What comes into view is a big bed, and the scenery on the bed is as moving as the pure white spring.

[Sora: Wait, what is this? Is this something we can watch? 】

[Xinhai: Screen recording has been turned on. 】

[Shikano Nana: Oops, Oops, Miyaji-sama is still taking a nap, and Miyaji-sama is very open to sleep. 】

[Group leader Lao Liu: The images of users under the age of 16 have been temporarily blocked. If you have any objections, please appeal. 】

[Qiqi: Fortunately... Qiqi is already... several hundred years old. 】

[Arataki Yidou: Why hasn’t this little raccoon dog been blocked yet? @Early grapefruit]

[Haoyu: Ha~ Come on, it’s not a raccoon dog... Huh? No matter, she is already sixteen years old anyway, she is just shorter. 】

[Diona: Why don't you let me see it? I want to appeal. Our Ketzlein family can be considered an adult at the age of eight, right? 】

[Duraf: It’s okay, good daughter, daddy will help you read it first. 】

[Xing: Why am I also blocked? Am I not an adult yet? 】

*

In the picture, follow the camera upward.

On the fluffy bed, Miyabi-sama was lying on his side, with his red and white miko uniform falling to the side. The sunlight fell on his shoulders, making them as white as ice cream.

The semi-transparent gauze wraps around the two hills, white and rosy like cherries, fragrant and delicious.

The smooth and jade-like legs are slightly parted, and the fine fluff can be seen clearly. The only regret is that a few floppy fox tails cover up the spring garden scenery! !

*

In Liyue General Affairs Department, Bai Xun shamelessly borrowed two pieces of paper for spare use.

*

Lord Gongji didn't know what sweet dream he had. He gently hugged the pillow in his arms tighter, his face turned red inexplicably, and occasionally he would twitch his fox ears.

at this time.

Bang!

The door was kicked open by Kano Nana.

"Master Palace Secretary, don't sleep, don't sleep, see it all, see it all!!!"

"Why are you so noisy? What are you afraid of? It's not like you haven't seen it before, haha~"

Shenzi licked her red lips, yawned and opened her eyes. She was about to blame Shikano Nana for disturbing her sweet dream.

Subsequently, a soprano came out from Narukami Taisha Shrine that shocked overseas.

Even the five-star assistant Wan Ye who was trapped on the isolated island frowned and turned to look at the accompanying Savage brothers.

He also gave the other party a very suitable name - Bai Xun.

Absolutely no personal emotion included.

"Brother Bai, did you hear anything?"

"Nothing nothing."

……

In a blink of an eye.

Shenzi came to the castle tower carrying the fishing rod, and the flush on his face had not faded.

[Miko Yae: Aren’t you bullying honest people? 】

[Group leader Lao Liu: Honesty and trustworthiness are the traditional virtues of Teyvat. Small punishments are big warnings. I just hope that everyone will be a good honest and friendly citizen from an early age. 】

[Keli: Uncle Sixth, can you punish Captain Qin? She also didn't keep her word. She agreed to be locked up for one day, but Captain Qin kept Keli in jail for a full twenty seconds longer. 】

[Qin: Keli...! ! 】

[Diluc: It doesn’t matter, I don’t want to see it. 】

[Bai Xun: Who asked you? 】

[Song: Who asked you? 】

【…】

*

"Edict!"

Accompanied by a fox-shaped thunder light, the Son of God climbed to the top of the castle tower, sat on the top with his feet spread apart, and then banged a big hammer to open the big hole.

She hung the prepared three-color dumplings on the fishhook, then slowly let out a long line to catch the big fish.

Inside the castle tower.

The general sat quietly to recharge his batteries, unmoved by the falling three-color dumplings. After all, dolls have no appetite.

Just stay in the pure land.

Yingzheng was playing Sokoban with her mobile phone. Since there was no statue of the Seven Heavens God here, there was no mobile phone signal, so she had been playing stand-alone games for several months.

She is currently breaking through the 1,124th level of Sokoban.

"Well, pushing boxes is eternity."

She nodded and entered level 1,125.

Just a sniff.

She suddenly raised her head, as if an alpaca's head suddenly emerged from a haystack, looking around, drooling.

When she left her original position, a deep butt mark was left on the ground. She had not moved over the hole in three years.

[Kujo Sora: Fishing the General with sweets is too ridiculous. Even a three-year-old child may not be fooled. 】

[Arataki Yidou: Come out, come out! 】

【ah? It’s really coming out! 】

Inside the castle tower, a hole suddenly opened in the void, and then a village girl poked her head out.

Seeing no one around, Ying quietly walked out. This was all to maintain the majesty of the gods!

Since there is no one.

You're welcome then.

Ying opened his mouth wide and bit it.

Shen Zi suddenly felt his hand heavy and hurriedly held it!

"Yeah! I took the bait! I took the bait!"

[Manyo: Huh? Brother Bai, don’t deceive me. It’s true that everything can be fished! 】

Shenzi gritted his teeth and pulled the fishing rod hard.

Hey hey hey!

Until Ying came face to face with her with a look of despair.

At this time.

Ying's cell phone connected to the signal, and all the unread messages poured in instantly.

She took out her phone and saw that Yae Kamiko had used her chat box as a memo and dumped more than 500 messages in the trash.

"Son of God! Don't you explain?"

"Ying...well, long time no see."

"This moment, the time of death!"

[Group leader Lao Liu: The following is a domestic violence scene and will not be displayed.

"The Master Knocks on the Door at Midnight, Part 2" will continue to be played later. In order to enhance barrage communication, the real-time identification function will be enabled.

You can vote at any time to identify the true identity of the protagonist "Qin Shu" in this issue! The country with the highest accuracy will win a mysterious prize! 】

[Keqing: You mean, he is in the group? He's not dead? 】

[Fang Chang: Impossible. I saw with my own eyes that the last generation leader, Qin Shu, fell. I even stabbed him in the head! 】

[Xingqiu: Senior Brother Fang, you...you are being disrespectful and against the rules of the sect! 】

[Fang Chang: Qiu, you are still defending him. Have you ever considered my feelings? Do you know how uncomfortable I felt that night when I found you sleeping in the same bed with the boss? 】

[Xiao Queer: Humph, Senior Brother Fang, have you ever considered my feelings again? How am I inferior to Junior Brother Xingqiu? At least I can use it better than him. 】

[Sun Yu: Junior sister Queer, don’t you like me? 】

[Ye Lan:...Why didn’t I know that the relationship between our sect is so complicated? 】

Ha ha.

In the Hall of Rebirth, Zhong Li smiled. He was now the only person who knew that Bai Xun was Qin Shu.

This grand prize belongs to none other than Liyue.

"Ke Qing, why are you laughing?"

Hutao walked over with a smile, her hands behind her back, and her voice was soft and waxy, like a nutcracker.

"Master, I just thought of something happy."

"oh oh!"

Hutao sat on the chair and gently took out the things behind him, "Would you like to explain where these twelve bills come from?"

"...Hall Master, you believe me, I can pay it off within ten days."

Zhongli's smile froze. As soon as the young master packed his luggage and left, he was immediately unable to make money.

"Then, my hall master, I will send you off to Bubu Lu in ten days."

Hu Tao smiled softly.

Even passers-by looked at it from the outside and thought that there was a fire in the Hall of Rebirth.