Huhu~

On the streets of Liyue Port, the wind swept the dogs away.

Today's Liyue is very noisy.

Qin Shu kicked away the little yellow dog on the side of the road with one foot, showing a majestic smile.

Five years ago, I was just a little-known little miscellaneous fish, one of the three "good" apprentices of the Guhua sect, with no money or strength.

When I asked my sister for a massage, I was taught a lesson by Qian Yanjun. I was beaten up when I bought it for zero yuan from Xingxingzhai. Even a pornographic book sold on the street was dared to be returned within seven days without any reason!

It's really too much of a lie.

Now, I have unlocked the level of half-step immortal. With a wave of my hand, I can hit the power of 150 wild boars, which is equivalent to the super headbutt of 750 Paimon.

from now on! No one dares to yell at me anymore!

"Ah, you bastard!! You dare to kick my Tainanwan, that's an imported mutt from Inazuma."

"Too difficult to play?"

Qin Shu picked up Yelan and ran all the way, not forgetting to look back at the rice wife pastoral dog holding a knife under its crotch.

It's really difficult to play.

It wasn't until they got rid of each other that the two of them stopped panting.

cough.

It was just a small interlude. They came here today with more important tasks.

Qin Shu winked at Yelan.

The two of them took out a stack of leaflets in tacit agreement.

"Lan Mei, hurry up and finish your performance and go back to bed."

"Okay, Brother Qin!"

Yelan took out her sunglasses and put them on, then disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Qin Shu also turned to the corner of the street.

When he caught a skinny reward master, he went up to him and said, "Brother, I can tell at a glance that you are weak and short of breath and have poor sleep. Join our Guhua sect quickly. If you tell me your name, you can also receive two eggs."

"Did you also find out about this? To be honest, I always find my wife and Mr. Wang next door saying, 'You are much better than my husband-in-law.'

This makes me angry. We all work on the same construction site. Doesn’t he just move two more bricks than me every time? "

……

Hall of Rebirth.

"Miss Hutao has excellent bones. I suggest you send her to the mountain as soon as possible so that I can take care of it myself. I will give you the number one fire fighter in Teyvat in three years' time."

Putting the flyer on Hu Tao's head, Qin Shu waved his sleeves and left. That elegant and handsome look really touched Xiao Hutao's young heart.

She took the flyer, unfolded it, looked at it, and awakened the soul of the flyer!

Manmin Hall.

"Master Mao, do you want to join our Guhua sect, an authentic century-old sect. Three years of advanced study includes a certificate, and you can start working after you leave."

"Oh! That's great. Will it make money? The net profit of my little shop is only 800,000 Moras a day."

thump.

Qin Shu knelt down on the spot: "Master Mao, please take me with you. Does Sister Xiangling have a partner?"

[Kavi: Seize, seize less? Daily net profit of 800,000? 】

[Haoyou: Is this a lot? I've been sleeping for twenty for a month...ah? one day? Eight hundred thousand a day? Well, no, my soul has been shocked, I want to sleep for a while, hoo~hoo~]

[Hutao: Maybe you don’t know what a daily income of 15 yuan is. Master, let me describe it to you. The average balance of Zhongli Keqing’s wallet is moras. 】

Zhongli: Actually, I still have an IOU for fifteen million molas.

[Mona: I...I only have 1 Mora. 】

[Arataki Ito: Aren, we have a new plan. We will open a fast food restaurant right in front of Tenling Shouxing. The price will be the same for everyone, except for the nine Tengu who will charge twice as much! 】

[Kujo Sora: Of course I welcome it, and I will also ensure that taxes are collected equally, but you will be charged ten times! 】

[Arataki Ito: Abuse of private power, right? Nine Tengu, do you dare to make gestures with me? 】

[Kuki Shinobu: Oh, I’m going to get someone. 】

*

on the screen.

On the steps in the distance.

"Meow meow, is that the one?"

"Uh-huh."

The purple cat-eared girl nodded and stared straight at Qin Shu, "That's him, this guy comes to line up early every Monday morning, and he buys up all the gold shrimp balls as soon as Master Mao opens the door!

Then he hung the golden shrimp balls on the fishhook and climbed to the roof to catch me. "

"Did you catch him?"

"No, I took the bait."

Ke Qing nodded righteously.

"..."

[Wanye: It turns out that Liyue people really can fish for anything. What Brother Bai said is true! No wonder he was able to catch a demon. 】

[Yatae Shenzi: Haha, caught a demon? You really know how to joke. If this is true, I will live broadcast fishing for Thor tomorrow. 】

[Man'yo: "Brother Bai fishes for the devil.avi"

The video has been posted, please watch it. 】

After three minutes,

[Miko Yae: Kano Nana, go buy a fishing rod for Mr. Honomiyaji. 】

*

Qin Shu lamented his poverty while walking out of Wanmin Hall.

Suddenly I noticed a red warning around my camera.

He immediately turned around, pulled out the flyer and threw it out. This was a trick he had honed over many years of handing out flyers. What he focused on was being fast, accurate and ruthless, leaving no room for the customer to refuse.

"When new students enroll, half price in the cafeteria! Practice in the morning and have a day off in the afternoon! Children and elders are innocent."

whoosh-

"Sparing with school girls, getting twice the result with half the effort, team CP at the beginning of school, distribution of graduation packages."

whoosh-

"The sword has six ways, the spear has four techniques, and there are hundreds of techniques, you can choose from them!"

whoosh-

The visitor's brows suddenly furrowed, and he used a thunder knot to break open the flyers that were flying at high speed.

boom.

The flyer was bounced away, and the remaining power alone sliced ​​off the synthesis table placed on the street corner.

【null:! ! ! I wonder why Liyue's synthesis platform is so irritating. 】

Whoosh whoosh.

Forty or fifty leaflets flew over like raindrops, and even if they just touched them, they would lose hands and feet.

The visitor shouted that something bad had happened, that this meow had offended the big shot.

Fortunately, Qin Shu did not kill anyone. After all, he still knew the basic survival rules of killing people in the city and reporting in the dungeon.

[Hutao: (Xingxingyan) It turns out that this is the highest level of handing out leaflets. Master, I understand. 】

[Zhongli: Hmm...it's a dangerous aura. 】

"Little brother, you are very capable. Uncle, I admit defeat. May I ask which sect you are a disciple of?"

"It's easy to talk about."

Seeing that the other party gave up, Qin Shu also gave him a step forward, "I'm going to be a fisherman from the Guhua sect, and I will learn from Xiunian."

"Ah!! It turns out to be the legendary Master Xiu'er. I heard that Master Xiu was killed by a car when he went out a few years ago. I didn't expect that he still had direct disciples."

"Uncle is an expert. I dare to ask your name."

Qin Shu handed over his hand.

"My surname is Li."

plum?

Qin Shu breathed a sigh of relief. This caste was the most common and least intimidating NPC attribute in Teyvat. It seems that the other party has no background. Just an ordinary passerby.

Uncle Li smiled and waved hurriedly in the distance, and soon the girl with cat ears came hopping over.

"This is my only daughter."

"Ke...Qing? Your only daughter?"

This world is so wonderful. Qin Shu clapped his hands with a fist. He now clearly doubted that Gan Yu's surname was really Wang.

"Ah, haha, you guys should be very familiar with each other, so you don't need me to introduce you."

"Oh, it's cooked, it's cooked. I've caught it several times."

"..."

Keqing buried her head, Dad is really unreliable, asking you to teach people a lesson, is there such a lesson?

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