I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

"so comfortable."

Qin Shu lay on the bed and let out a long sigh, showing an expression more carefree than a god. He opened his eyes slightly and caught a glimpse of the woman's job badge below - T1 Gold Medal Technician.

"Miss Yue'er, your skills are getting better and better."

What the hell?

The woman frowned: "Young Master, my name is A Piao."

"is it?"

Qin Shu thought for a while and realized that he probably remembered too many things wrongly.

Ever since he joined the Guhua Sect, Qin Shu had spent a lot of effort to find this hidden massage parlor.

The technicians inside are all very skilled, and none of them would be able to reach this level even after two or three years of hard work.

The only thing people don't understand is, why is such a serious store afraid to make it public? We also need to set up a grocery store for cover.

On the other side, Ye Lan was also lying on the bed. The difference was that Qin Shu strongly requested that a master massage therapist with thirty years of massage experience be arranged for her.

"Brother Qin Shu, why are we different?"

Yelan asked hurriedly.

Watching the old man bring hot water, wiping his hands and twisting his neck to stretch his muscles, she always felt as if he was going to torture herself.

Qin Shu casually replied: "Lan Mei, I know that you usually practice hard and your back must be stretched, so I spent a lot of money to hire the most expensive master to massage it for you."

"Yes...yes."

Yelan swallowed, "Brother Qin Shu is pretty good to me."

"Don't worry, Ni'er! I know you martial arts practitioners have the hardest time. Auntie, I carry thirty bags of rice every day. My hands are strong, and no one has ever given me a bad review!"

"Yeah, I'll testify to this. Most of the people I checked went to Bubulu to get good reviews."

"..."

"It's begun."

"Woo——"

Yelan covered her mouth directly.

[Changzheng: You beast. 】

[Ye Lan: But now that I think about it, that master did have two brushes. After I returned, I broke through three realms on the spot. 】

【? ? ? 】

[Sora: Is there such a thing? I searched for this aunt all over the Internet. I have no other ideas. I just have a stiff back! 】

[Paimon: Travelers, stop checking your cell phone. If we can’t find our way back, we will starve to death. 】

[Kora: Don’t panic, there’s also emergency food. 】

[Paimon:! ! ! Don't come over here! 】

……

In a massage parlor.

Yelan gradually adapted to it, probably activating the pain paralysis talent in her bones.

Even the old master couldn't help but praise: "This Ni'er is so amazing. Normally, people would already be sleeping soundly by this time, and they can't wake up no matter how much they shout."

But after a while, I heard chaotic footsteps downstairs.

"Surrounded, surrounded!"

A group of Qianyan troops rushed up, "By order of the General Affairs Secretary, this place is under investigation. No one is allowed to move."

Ok?

Qin Shu opened his eyes and looked at the technician sister next to him: "Sister A Piao, isn't this a regular store?"

"Oh, it's formal downstairs, and adaptive and formal upstairs."

Ah Piao pointed up and down, probably meaning that if you don't ask about special services, it's a formal service, but if you ask us, it doesn't matter if it's not formal.

wipe!

Qin Shu jumped up suddenly. Facing Qian Yanjun's questioning one by one, he could only explain lightly:

"I'm just here for a massage, do you believe it?"

"Mashin!"

Qian Yanjun, the leader, looked behind him and pointed at the pretty boys who were driven down from the third floor, "Are you just here for a massage?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

A group of people nodded one after another.

"Look!"

The leader of the Qianyan Army spread out his hands and continued to memorize names. What a joke. I have been the security captain of the Qianyan Army for more than ten years. I have seen so much pornography, and I still want to quibble?

"Brother Qin Shu!"

Yelan walked over quietly.

"Ah! Are you bringing your sister with you? You are so perverted."

"..."

"What's your name? Which unit do you belong to?"

"Xing Xia is from Feiyun Chamber of Commerce. This is my sister Xing Chun. I also have an older brother named Xing Qiu. It was he who introduced us here."

Qin Shu said categorically, "Don't be afraid, sister, our Feiyun Chamber of Commerce has a strong relationship and a strong family background! Huh, if they have the ability, just give me a try!"

After a stick of incense, the two finally walked out. Thanks to this uniform, Qian Yanjun was already on his way to Feiyun Chamber of Commerce with a security penalty order of 50 molara.

……

The two of them walked on the streets of Liyue Port, and Qin Shu felt depressed all the way.

Ye Lan yawned, hooked him up, and acted like I am your eldest sister:

"It's okay! Brother Qin Shu, for an upright person like you, I believe you are just here for a massage."

"You potato, what do you know?"

Qin Shu raised his head and lamented, "I didn't tell you that there was a special service. The car was revoked before I even got on the bus..."

Car, what car?

really weird.

"Brother Qin Shu, what are we going to do now? You haven't told me how to quietly improve my skills!"

"Read more, read more newspapers, master q and auxiliary e, refresh water jackets, and... get full life and double explosion."

Qin Shu shrugged and took out two black masks from his pocket, and the two people quickly disappeared into the darkness.

When he reappeared, he was already on a crooked tree.

"Have you put it on? I'll take you to experience zero-yuan shopping."

"Okay! Get ready to do it, get ready to do it!"

Yelan Bulingbuling's eyes were exposed from above the mask, he drew his bow and aimed at the crotch of a treasure thief group.

This is what Qin Shu said. If you beat the person first, beat the egg first, and your winning rate will be half as high.

At this time, Yelan doesn't have the Eye of God yet, so with this arrow, the treasure-thief gang member will definitely experience the purest and most profound realization.

[An outrageous incident in Teyvat - the leader knocks on the door in the middle of the night, the first scene ends. 】

[Please continue to pay attention to this group for subsequent playback times. 】

[Wendy: Let’s do something serious! The people of Liyue are teaching bad children again. 】

Thinking about what Head Na Ye had just said in the last issue, he was slapped hard by Rosalin not long after.

I! I, I am Barbatos, do you know how much psychological damage this slap has caused to me, a child who is thousands of years old?

Now I’m teaching this again, I’m really scared!

[Song: Beat the person first, beat the egg first, I wrote it down. After the last issue, I deeply understood - every word the protagonist said has a great truth. 】

[Paimeng: (；一_一), I feel silent condolences for the people of Liyue Qiuqiu in the following days. 】

Ying: "Let's go, let's go, I can't have this brother anymore. From now on, it's enough for me, the princess, to shine in the starry sky of Teyvat."

On the other side, in the pavilion.

Bai Xun took a sip of tea and looked sideways: "Mr. Zhongli, the first act is over. Are you satisfied with my performance?"

"..."

Uh, I feel a little tired.

Zhongli's hands trembled. It turned out that he was also the last leader of the Guhua Sect.

Although it has been a long time.

But Zhongli always remembered the last sword that Qin Shu drew at that time, which could be said to change the color of the world.

The god of wind was so frightened that he covered his crotch, the god of thunder put away his sword, and the god of grass lost his mind.

Fortunately, he just smashed a walnut in the end.

In addition...

Why did Liuyun and the others not come?

Zhongli is like the old man with an empty nest who cannot wait for the love of his children and can only sigh silently.

Even the mandrill didn't come, so the immortals must have been delayed by something.

Mount Ozura.

"Come on, come on, everyone, come and try my fifth-generation automatic cooking machine."

"Yeah! Delicious, delicious!"

"But the Emperor's side...can't."

In the middle of speaking, Xieyue slapped herself, instantly startling the two immortals sitting next to her.

What's going on?

Caiyue drank a heavy drink, looked at the people and said, "I'm serious, how can I be distracted while eating?! Come on, come on, keep on, keep on!"

"Well, well—"

In the corner, Mandrill's hands and feet were tied, and his mouth was sealed with a talisman. He was hemming and hawing as if to say: Stop, leave me a piece of almond tofu.