I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

"awesomeness."

"Tilt your mother's head."

The old man knocked the disciple next to him on the head. With him in charge today, how could he let a young boy steal the limelight?

"Stand here, little kid, do you understand the rules? Go to the edge and wait in line for your number to be called."

Bai Xun's lips twitched slightly when he heard the old man's accent.

"Old man, are you okay? If you have nothing to do, go home and eat plums. I am here to recruit apprentices as the leader!"

"Hoo? I've never seen someone like you before?"

The old man put his hands on his hips and raised his belly, "Son, please tell me which sect you belong to, where did you learn from, and what is the method for establishing a sect?"

These days, there are even a lot of people who use the name of immortals to defraud and deceive people, but they only bully honest and honest people.

If you ask a few questions, they will be in a hurry and can't write it properly.

However, Bai Xun on the opposite side looked calm and said with a smile: "Old man, listen up!

I am the leader of the Pineapple Sect. The method of establishing the sect is pharmacology. I learned from... You wait for me to make it up... No, just think about it. "

"..."

Grandmaster can forget it, so he really can’t make it up anymore.

"By the way, our sect learned from the Fertility Star God "Medicine Master". His magical techniques can heal all things, cure deficiency and tonify the kidneys. It's so wonderful! "

"Cure deficiency and nourish the kidneys!"

The old man's eyes suddenly lit up and he hurriedly covered it up, but who is this Star God of Fertility and who is he?

While Bai Xun drew the image of the pharmacist in his mind, he skillfully cast spells to cover the entire scene. The dead trees around him seemed to be reborn in the spring.

Everyone felt warm all over their bodies, the discs in their waists were no longer protruding instantly, and the hemorrhoids were healed.

Wuhu! Immortal too! The crowd chanted.

"My ancestor's reputation is not well known. Only the real immortals know him. The old man knows that he has a lot of immortality at first sight. He is an expert. He must have heard of my ancestor's name, right?"

Bai Xun's blow immediately lifted the old man up a level.

Upon hearing that their senior actually knew such a big shot, the childish disciples all looked extremely proud.

The old man immediately raised his chest and raised his head. This step must be climbed! This B, you have to pretend! So he cleared his throat:

"Oh!! The Star God of Fertility... Brother Medicine Master, of course I know him. I think I even competed with him when I mastered my skills. Hum, he is slightly better than me."

Incredibly, the boaster even lost his accent. He is worthy of being the star god of fertility. He can cure diseases with just a puff.

"..."

You can blow better than me, Bai Xun smacked his lips. You heard it, old pharmacist, he blows louder than me. If you are destined to travel through time, remember to mess with him and not me.

"By the way, what's your name, little friend?"

"Oh, my surname is Ye, and my last name is the word 'ask'."

Bai Xun cupped his hands and said.

[Zhongli: Ip Man! 】

[Grandma Ping: Ip Man? It really brought back bad memories. 】

[Mandrill: Ip Man, it’s him! 】

[Tinari: What? Ip man! 】

[Xinhai: Wow, it’s Ye Wen. 】

[Wu Lang: Pass on, Ip Man is here. 】

[NPC: Shocked, Ye Wen reappeared in the world. 】

……

[Arataki Yidou: (=￣ p￣=), so who is Ip Man? 】

[Tinari: I don’t know. 】

[Goro: I don’t make it. 】

[Xinhai: So you don’t know each other? I thought I was the only one who didn’t know him, so I was embarrassed to admit it. 】

[Miko Yae: Just highlight an atmosphere, right? 】

*

The old man returned the gift: "It turns out to be Ye Xiaoyou, no, it's Master Ye. Haha, since you want to accept a disciple, you can choose as you like. Which one do you want to accept? I will check it for you."

"Take this girl... Uh-huh, you're so tongue-tied, take this little sister."

As soon as he pointed out, Bai Xun coughed twice and moved to Qiqi's side with a slight step.

Take her in?

Everyone's expressions were complicated. Since this person is a master, he can't fail to see that this little girl has mediocre talent and a very poor physique, right?

"Master Ye, this girl..."

"This girl perfectly meets the criteria for accepting a disciple of my sect. She is simply the pride of heaven and the star of the future. The King of Rock will feel ashamed when he comes, and the fairy beast Qilin will cry bitterly when he sees her."

After Bai Xun boasted, even Qi Qi became dizzy. She quickly crossed her arms and pouted her lips upward, much like the dark Lord Hook next door.

Everyone was confused and a little confused.

Is it so scary?

"So what is the standard for receiving money from Pineapple Pie?" someone couldn't help but ask.

"Good question!"

Bai Xun clapped his hands and said boldly, "I only have three criteria for accepting disciples - appearance, appearance, and fucking appearance!"

"..."

There was silence for a moment, but then I thought about it and realized that the standard was indeed not low. Although Liyue was big, there were very few people with natural beauty, and no one present even dared to vouch for her appearance.

Qi Qi tightened slightly and held up Maura in her arms to indicate that she was no longer ready to become a disciple and just wanted to take the money and leave.

However, Bai Xun didn't seem to understand.

"Are you ready for the apprenticeship ceremony? Qiqi, your sincerity really makes all my teachers grateful. From now on, you and I will be brothers and sisters, sharing weal and woe!"

Bai Xun snatched Mo La from her arms with lightning speed and put it in his bag while wiping away his tears.

Master and apprentice now become brother and sister, what will they become in the future? can not imagine.

"No! That's what we gave to this little sister."

Someone is anxious.

Bai Xun looked sideways and said with a smile: "You gave Qiqi to my family. Qiqi is a filial piety to me. Is there any problem? No problem."

Yeah!

This girl is a scoundrel, no, she is a beast. Look at Qiqi almost crying.

The audience outside the screen expressed their dissatisfaction with Qiqi.

Seeing that everyone was still unconvinced, Bai Xun hurriedly continued the brainwashing: "Besides, this world is at a time when demons are dancing wildly. Although I have no intention of competing, I know that the common people are suffering, and all sects should be united as one and share the same feelings as brothers.

Well, since we are all brothers, big brother, I have accepted a very talented apprentice today. Wouldn’t it be reasonable for you to give me some share of the money? "

"Hey, it seems reasonable."

"Fuck, I can't refute that."

"But you don't have to take so much money! It's a difficult time, and it's not easy for everyone."

Someone argued.

"Yeah, at least 30% off."

"Thirty percent off?"

Bai Xun gently picked up Qi Qi and came closer, pointing at her dirty clothes and asking, "Did you see it? This money can buy this little guy a new set of clothes, so that she will not go hungry and be free from stress." freeze,

It can light up her gloomy life and save a lot of money for everyone's little evil. Let me ask, Maura can get a discount, but can her life be discounted? "

Bai Xun almost trembled, his feelings were so sincere.

Qi Qi couldn't help hugging him tightly and sobbing, staring at Bai Xun's side face with misty eyes. This brother knew him so well, he must be a kind and good person.

"Think again about the hardships you experienced when you were young. Do you still have the nerve to say the dirty word 'discount'?"

After listening to Bai Xun's words, the man staggered back several steps as if his Taoist heart was damaged.

Looking at Qiqi's pursed lips, it could melt the ice of the six phases. After a moment, he suddenly started to slap himself,

He also said directly: "I am really not a human being. I am ashamed of my ancestors, I am ashamed of the King Yan, I am ashamed of my family's thirty-five acres of land, twenty-four cows, and Xiaofang who is waiting for me at the head of the village."

After soul-searching self-reflection, the man dropped his sword on the spot and resigned as an inner disciple. He also handed the 30,000 mola he had with him to Qiqi.

Of course, Maura got into Bai Xun's pocket before Qi Qi warmed her up.

[Keli: I am familiar with this. Brother Kaiya often keeps my pocket money for me. He said that when I grow up, he will return it all to me. 】

[Jin: Kaia, come to my office. 】

[Diluc: Is this the Knights’ trick to deceive children? As expected, he is as childish as the person himself. 】

【Kaia:......】

[Haayu: The miko-sama has never lied to me. My salary is split 30/70 with her...ah! wrong. 】

[Ningguang: Did you finally react? Today’s children are too insensitive to money. 】

[Haoyou: Why am I only 70%? 】

[Ningguang:...]

[Miko Yae: Kano Nana, come to my room. 】

*

After weighing the Mora in his hand, Bai Xun never thought that this person would react so strongly.

But it’s a bit embarrassing to let others spend the money alone.

So he held Qiqi and begged one by one, and everyone who had money paid for it together. The emphasis was on fairness and justice, and everyone had a share.

"Brother, Qiqi is so cute, wouldn't you be so cruel and not show it? People without love generally don't live long."

Qiqi hesitated for a moment, then immediately opened her watery eyes in response.

"……I give."

"Okay, the next one is only five thousand molas? It's hard for you to live past the age of fifty if prosperity doesn't help the poor."

"Then I'll add another five thousand!"

Everyone looked sad, much like Mona who had paid her rent at the end of the month.

However, the old man was much more free and easy. He excitedly pulled Bai Xun over and asked if there was any good way to cure deficiency and strengthen Yang. He asked on behalf of an old friend.

The so-called taking people's money to eliminate disasters, Bai Xun is a person who knows how to repay his kindness.

The two quietly hid in the corner.

Bai Xun gave the old man a handful of grass and whispered, "Chew it in the morning to clear your mind, swallow mint in the afternoon, day after day, and half a month later, you will be perseverant! You will get stronger when you are old!"

"So Easy?"

The old man looked puzzled.

"This is not an ordinary grass, but an elixir that I personally nourished day and night with the refined grains."

Bai Xun opened his legs and gestured, and waved his hand, "The emperor once said before going on the expedition: 'The effect is amazing. After using it, the rock gun will stand up instantly with a bang! Soon, all the monsters will lose their courage and collapse. And run away.'"