I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

Chapter 375 Where is the baby?

"Where's the baby?"

You have to ask Bai Xun, is it exciting to live with a god? How much hardship does it take to conquer a god of thunder and lightning who can cut mountains and rivers with his sword?

Then he would answer leisurely: It's easy.

Yes,

The combination of fate has always been simple. It means appearing at the right place at the right time and meeting the right person.

If the above three conditions are met, entering someone's heart becomes the easiest thing.

What, isn’t it?

There is always someone who has had the following experiences more or less, right?

Just out of nowhere, I fell in love with someone who didn't really care.

You haven't tried hard to get close to the other person's heart, but she just fell in love with you.

So, do you understand?

Gods aren't that special. Isn't Kage just a nerd and an idiot at her core?

As long as you are a fool, you are easy to deceive and coax.

But you have to ask Bai Xun, life after starting a family with a god must be unparalleled and enjoyable, right?

No matter what, who can see the majestic face of the god of thunder and lightning and not admire that it is as beautiful as the one in the painting?

It must be very comfortable!

Bai Xun could only look tired.

The cohabitation life with Ying can really be summed up in two words - "Where is the baby?"

The longer one is: "Where is the baby? Lost it again?"

娃！

In fact, Bai Xun didn't know how two ignorant fools, Ying and Shenzi, secretly dragged "Tuan Zai" out of his mother's warm little room during a meal in the castle tower.

It is said that during the whole birthing process, Ying not only showed no signs of collapse, but even showed off her dessert with tears in her eyes.

At the end, he asked Shenzi to look down and see if there was another one inside? Why is my stomach a little full?

This... is too much.

Bai Xun had not returned to Daoqi at that time, so naturally he had no idea.

By the time his ship docked, he could already see Shenzi guarding the pier of the outlying island with his cute little princess in his arms.

The Son of God liked it so much that he couldn't put it down.

But Ying stood nearby, looking at the cub in Shenzi's arms, and he felt a little disgusted.

Bai Xun was so smart at that time that he was sure at a glance that the Son of God had eaten the forbidden fruit. In the blink of an eye, he had become the mother of a child.

Ugh.

He walked up and joked in a surprised tone:

"Son of God, you...why are you holding a baby? I really can't believe that you just dedicated your pure youth like this. Who turned you into this?...Tell me, this little thing's father is who."

"..."

The Son of God was stunned for a moment, then he covered his mouth to enjoy himself. After a while, he pretended to be calm and said, "Of course it's you!"

"what???"

Bai Xun was stunned for a moment and looked at Ying. She had no expression on her face and immediately looked back, "Son of God... don't joke around. Be careful, I will stop your disobedient mouth."

hum~

She sent the baby out: "But this is your little girl. Lord Palace Secretary, I have gone through a lot of effort to bring her to this colorful world.

Oh~ I see, someone has done something bad and you don’t want to admit it? Then let’s see how the general convicts him! "

Bai Xun suddenly panicked. Could it be that he was drunk at the last dinner party? Wasn't he the only one who got drunk?

Is he a habitual criminal who gets in trouble with everyone when he is drunk?

Moreover,

If he wants to knock down the Son of God, will the Son of God not resist?

To know! Even if he wasn't drunk, he still wouldn't be able to catch this capable fox!

"This... Then tell me, the Dao Wife will not lie to the Winter People..."

Bai Xun still didn't believe it.

The Son of God nodded his head: "The rice wife will not lie to the winter people! I, Lord Palace Secretary, every word is true!"

After saying that, she winked at Ying and signaled Ying to cooperate well.

The two have been best friends for hundreds of years! affim……

Ying frowned slightly and stood next to Bai Xun: "Son of God, don't make fun of him,"

That's right, men are definitely more attractive. It should be noted that the light romance novels that Ying indulges in every day in the high cabinet are not all very pure ones.

Shenzi was stunned, looking at Bai Xun's murderous expression, fearing that he would actually silence him.

She hurriedly put the little girl into Ying's hand, saying that it was too hot and her body was always itchy, and that she was going to go to the hot spring for two with Kano Nana, and then swiss and swish, Ying'er disappeared three times.

Bai Xun buried his head and looked at the little thing in Ying's arms who was looking at him nervously. She had dark purple hair, and she looked very dull when she had no expression.

This……

Isn’t this all genetic? Are your genes so intolerant of beatings?

"give me a hug."

Ying said softly. Her soft and soft voice was basically exclusive to Bai Xun. It was rare for anyone else to hear it, including Shenzi.

Bai Xun hesitated for a moment, wiped his hands, and breathed quickly.

Then he carefully and slowly took this little princess of his own into his arms,

She resisted a little and kept looking back at the movie, but luckily she didn't cry, it was just her feet that hit Bai Xun's face...

Ha ha.

Bai Xun laughed out loud. He had raised countless children, but one day he had a baby that could extend his life.

He looked up at Ying, wanting to share the joy of this moment, but Ying was also staring at him.

"what happened?"

"I asked you to hug me, not her."

After Ying finished speaking, he emphasized repeatedly with his eyes, as if he was complaining.

"..."

I don't know why, but Bai Xun felt from this moment... that the film festival would be the biggest stumbling block to this child's healthy growth.

But it is not a crisis.

Although my cub has been playing high-end games since he was born, thanks to God’s inheritance, this little guy grew up very quickly in the early stages.

It can crawl around when it is two months old, and it can run around when it is three months old. It can be said that it is very playful!

That's it, even after being held back by Bai Xun's human genes!

……

"Where's the baby?"

Narukami Taisha Shrine,

Bai Xun stared at Ying blankly and tortured his soul.

Ying looked at his left and right hands blankly. There were two bunches of three-color dumplings, a light novel, and half a bottle of yogurt.

Yes, the god of Inazuma is like this, but after being soaked in the warm water of love, he has returned to his original nature.

Nowadays, Ying doesn't even act like a spoiled child behind someone's back.

And the one who kills people at every turn has always been the puppet general.

now,

Ying has everything in her hands, except her baby.

"Lost again?"

Bai Xun walked up to her.

She touched her pocket: "I lost it."

Snapped!

Bai Xun slapped himself on the forehead, feeling a little high blood pressure.

"How many times?"

"Four."

"I know it! I know it! When Tuan Zai left with you in the morning, his little eyes were filled with the hope of death. But when I think about it, I've only been out for two hours, so it shouldn't be a big deal, right?"

Bai Xun sighed and took the half bottle of yogurt from Ying's hand and took two sips. "Xiaoying, I think we can buy the formula of this yogurt and set up a brand ourselves. Let's call it - Wangzai Milk!"

"Haha...uh."

The heartless Shenzi was eating melon seeds next to him, and was frightened by the fierce light of the shadow and stopped his expression:

"Don't be angry, it's the first time for Ying to be... Well, that puppet doesn't count as a human being. In short, Ying has little experience.

Even if you push forward three thousand years, you will rarely find cases of demon belts. With more patience, Ying will definitely become a qualified mother! "

finished,

Shenzi grabbed another handful of melon seeds and peeled them.

Bai Xun snatched the peeled melon seeds directly from her hand.

"It's not that I don't believe in Ying, but I've been raising babies for so many years, and I've never seen someone so careless... She forgot to breastfeed her baby for more than ten days before!

Finally, when the milk engorged and hurt, I thought of feeding. I gave the baby a drink and it didn't relieve it. "

"Did this happen? How was it resolved in the end?"

Shenzi peeled the melon seeds, and this time she took a sip first, causing Bai Xun to take back his hand angrily.

Ying was scolded for a long time and didn't say anything. He just grabbed a handful of melon seeds, peeled one and handed it to Bai Xun, and then continued to peel.

"How to solve it? Ha..."

Bai Xun took a breath, but did not continue speaking. He just subconsciously licked his mouth.

Ying quietly blushed, as if she was also reminiscing about something happy.

"what--"

Shenzi was dumbfounded for a moment, then suddenly became enlightened and leaned back, covering his mouth with his hand and making a sound of disgust.

How does that feel?

She was really curious,

Although the little fox has grown up, she is still an innocent girl who has not been nourished.

The three of them argued like gossip for a long time.

Kano Nana passed by carrying Hayao and got to know her briefly.

Before he could express whose point of view he agreed more with, he hit the nail on the head and issued a torture that was more direct to the soul:

"Well, Lord Palace Secretary, Lord General... you are all here eating melon seeds and chatting. Then, who is going to find the lost one..."

"Uh……"

It seems to make sense!

The melon seeds fell from the mouth and fell to the ground.

The yogurt straw was also bitten off.

The three of them stood up at once and hurriedly ran down Yingxiang Mountain.