"Damn it, damn it, how have I, the 0th Executive Officer of the Fools, ever experienced such humiliation?"

Bai Xun returned to the hotel, opened the door, cursed and walked around in front of Kamisato Aya Rei.

And she has not fully recovered the ability to control her body. She is curled up in a round ball on the cradle chair and can only speak and make simple expressions.

Bai Xun suddenly came up to her,

She was startled for a moment, her mouth slowly made an "O" shape, and then she breathed out: "Go away~"

"I tried my best, Lingmei!"

Bai Xun didn't seem to hear the word "get out" and continued to get excited, "I rushed to Jingshan Palace early in the morning. I wanted Nasida to help me move around in the World Tree, so that everyone in Teyvat would agree that you are purely natural. The identity of cute girl,

It also saves me from being embarrassed when I see my uncle. It’s really troublesome. It’s all because of this damn system’s live broadcast. "

"Who is your uncle?"

Aya Rei Kamisato stared at him with bulging eyes, "Are you trying to get my sister's idea, or... hmm?"

"It's just smooth."

Bai Xun straightened his back. This was not a strange thing. In the three-dimensional world, Ayato was everyone's common uncle.

He continued: "What do you think Nasita said? She said she couldn't make the decision, so she turned around and went to report to the Tree King and Shiyi. The three of them were whispering and peeking at me.

...They are really a harmonious family of three, anyway! In the end, they unanimously decided to "respect the fate of others, put aside the desire to help others" and let us get through the difficulties ourselves. "

"..."

"Damn it, who caused us to be like this? Wasn't it him Shi Yi? Well, now the whole world thinks you are me and I am you,

It made me look like a pervert. I had no shame in going back to see my two housewives, let alone my father-in-law and fellow villagers in Zhidong. "

Bai Xun lay back, feeling tired. He sighed heavily and became energetic again, "No, we will refuse to admit it when the time comes. Anyway, I will definitely make you embarrassed and become the second young lady of the society..."

Kamisato Aya Rei blew her bangs and said sillyly: "Actually, you don't have to do this for me..."

"Otherwise, if you are kicked out, how can you still afford my five million molas? I have two big foodies at home."

"Are you sick? Are you obsessed with money? Do I measure your ability to speak with molas? You shouldn't be called Bai Xun, you should be called an idiot!"

"If I'm not an idiot, can I lend you 500 million?"

"you!"

Kamisato Ayarei suddenly puffed up his cheeks, his expression was fierce and strange, as if he was choked, and he looked very funny.

"what happened to you?"

"Well……"

Her face became redder and redder as she suppressed it. She bit her lip and lowered her head, "I want you to take care of it."

"Hey, hey, are there any side effects on your body? I know that being possessed by ghosts in movies has side effects, and being possessed by gods must be the same."

Shi Yi quickly ran out.

"What...are you going for?" she raised her head and asked.

"Pour some hot water, it will cure all diseases."

"You bastard, Bai Xun... I'm so... stupid! Woo hoo..."

She couldn't laugh or cry immediately, and her stomach ached from laughing so hard.

After Bai Xun came back with large and small cups, he moved the table and reminded:

"Hold on, I've asked Nasida, and the Order said that it doesn't support seven-day no-reason returns, and there's no warranty if it breaks."

finished,

Bai Xun suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered that he had a talent that could 100% cure a girl's symptoms with just a touch.

So, without saying a word, he reached over and grabbed her face with a handful.

then,

Kamisato Ayarei's face turned red, and he let out a long sigh of surprise, as if he had solved something big.

But soon his expression turned fierce.

"Are you feeling better? Why are you so angry? I want to ask you something."

"Okay, it's completely solved."

She gritted her teeth and said,

"That's good, by the way! Where did you feel uncomfortable just now?"

Bai Xun was immediately very satisfied with his golden finger.

"I just... wanted to pee, but now... no need, thank you very much, you are my 'lucky'!

If I hadn't been unable to move now, I would have rewarded you well. "

"what?"

Bai Xun lowered his head, reached out and opened it a little bit, ah... it was completely transparent.

Life is full of business opportunities. Then I thought about it. Is diapers still a blank in the market on the continent of Teyvat?

.

After struggling for a long time.

Bai Xun supported her, put his hands around her back to tie her belt, and straightened the cuffs and skirt from beginning to end.

"It's changed, it looks great."

He looked at it for a few times, breathed a sigh of relief with satisfaction, and then looked at the pile of clothes he had changed into, "Where are these? Did I throw them away?"

"You can still collect it."

Kamisato Ayarei bit her lip angrily and felt weird.

"I'd better throw it away."

"Inazuma Kokuraya Society pursues special payment, with an average price of 300 million molas."

"Ouch."

Bai Xun had just thrown it out and hurriedly fished it back from the air, "What kind of family? I've also thought about the life of a god like you, just eating and waiting to die."

finished,

He reluctantly carried the pile of underwear outside and threw it into the bucket. After much hesitation, he squatted down and started scrubbing.

"I really have to trouble you, the 0th Executive Officer of the Fools, to help me wash my clothes. Are you tired?"

Kamisato Aya Rei sat like a roly-poly, muttering incessantly.

"Are you very talkative?" Bai Xun walked in, picked up a wooden clothes hanger and waved it.

"You don't have enough time, you take advantage of me, and you're cruel to me. Even if you change my clothes with your eyes closed, I still feel unclean."

"..."

Bai Xun said, "First of all, I didn't close my eyes completely. Secondly, at that moment, I just regarded you as a younger sister who can't take care of herself."

"Is there a good ending for the one who acts as your sister?"

She squinted.

"Then you are my sister, okay?"

"Go and tell King Dacishu. Do you believe it or not? It doesn't matter if I am your mother. You are not picky about food. You drag others to eat supper every night. The God of Wisdom will destroy you half the time."

"..."

Bai Xun said nothing and buried his head in poking at his phone.

"What are you doing?"

"Find a black market and sell you, otherwise you will be of no use."

"How do you know I'm useless?"

"Then you want me to use it?"

Bai Xun raised his head with a somewhat sanctimonious smile.

Kamisato Ayarei lowered her face, looked away and said nothing.

default?

Bai Xun stood up and came over, gradually approaching, she lowered her head and breathed rapidly.

Until a gust of wind swept in front of him, Bai Xun walked to the other side.

It’s boring, huh~

She sighed bitterly,

Bai Xun turned around and came back, mixed a packet of brown sugar with boiled water, mixed it and handed it over, "After drinking, go to bed. Don't talk, don't ask questions, don't refuse. I'm tired enough these days. I am a human being in this life, not a god."

finished,

He lay down on the carpet next to him, and his breathing gradually became calmer.

Kamisato Ayarei gently hooked the mouth of the cup with her fingers and blew the hot air carefully, her eyes flickering on Bai Xun.

A peaceful night,

Bai Xun seemed to have caught a soft body-size pillow in his sleep, and he slept very comfortably.

.

A few days later,

Kamisato Ayarei was finally able to walk reluctantly, but his movements were still very clumsy and he couldn't even hold chopsticks firmly.

"Isn't the recovery too slow? Logically speaking, it should be alive and kicking long ago."

"Ouch."

Kamisato Ayarei took a bite of the glutinous rice balls from Bai Xun's chopsticks, and became familiar with the process.

Bai Xun picked up another one and waved it in front of her. Her eyes were rolling around, but she couldn't place her mouth.

"Asshole! Don't move, I can't eat anymore!"

"..."

Bai Xun felt that teasing fools was quite fun. After being stunned for a moment, he stopped and let her bite him.

I always felt that she was fine, and the trip to Xumi should be over.

It was also rare for him to have a leisurely vacation. Funina went home to visit relatives. I heard that after she left Fontaine, the rainy season in Fontaine came and she never left...

As for the shadow,

She said that she had come all the way, and wanted to personally visit the customs and customs of Xumi, and introduce some foreign high-tech products (desserts) to Inazuma. Then she left Bai Xun seriously...for several days,

Bai Xun's status in her heart in this life is probably second only to dessert.

It is worth mentioning that the film also...

She went to visit the prison. Of course, she had neither the intention nor the ability to guarantor, and she even got a prison sentence for Lei Dian Guobeng because she accidentally collapsed several walls.

After all, no one dares to punish the God of Thunder. If he accidentally disturbs someone's fetus, the Second Demon God War may start.

Other than that, the only news worth laughing at is,

The front leg of Dotore's team had just left the border of Xumi, and the back leg was wiped out.

Unfortunately, the dead one was still just a slice, so... the fools didn't even take half a day's paid leave.

"Have you eaten yet? We should go."

"Okay, okay~"

She wiped her mouth happily, then swayed her feet, "How about you carry me on your back? It's fine if I walk a few steps, but it won't work if you go too far."

"Come up."

Bai Xun sighed and squatted down.

A gust of fragrant wind blows my face,

She leaned forward softly and put her arms around Bai Xun: "Hey, thank you, Brother Bai Xun. You are so kind."

"A little heavy."

"You fed it."

"abuse."

.

"When will the next live broadcast start?"

"I don't know, the system didn't mention it."

"Do we still have a chance to return to our home in the third dimension?"

"You already belong to the second dimension."

"I am not just a person from the second dimension, brother Bai Xun, our story has just begun!"

"us?"

Bai Xun turned back suspiciously and was kissed on the side of his face by her.

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