I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me
Chapter 27 Do you want to bring you 2 oranges?
A few hours later.
In a high pavilion somewhere, a maid in plain clothes walked up alone, then she snapped her fingers, and with a flash of water, her whole body changed instantly.
It's Yelan.
At this moment, she was having doubts in her heart. Just now in the Jade Pavilion, Bai Xun had doubts about her identity.
Yelan was extremely confident in her disguise skills. If she wanted to, even if she tied up Tianquan Xing and pretended to be his replacement, no one would notice within three or two months.
"I have never met him before. How could he be recognized from behind?"
Without thinking, Yelan took out the small box Bai Xun gave her from her pocket.
Inside are small bags packed one by one.
She tore one open and took out the small ring-like thing.
"Villain-proof generator? That's baffling."
For a long time, he didn't understand how to prevent this thing, so Ye Lan simply blew it up like a balloon.
Not long after, one of her two followers, Shang Hua, arrived.
"Lord Yelan, the executive officer went to Wanmin Hall."
"Oh? Well, it's time to meet this guest for a while, otherwise they will think I'm scared!"
Another snap of the fingers, and in a blink of an eye the person was no longer where he was.
Shang Hua glanced at the condoms scattered on the table, and he picked one up casually. Although he was confused, he fortunately saw the instructions in the box that Ye Lan ignored, and his pupils suddenly shook.
"Twenty packs."
Shang Hua counted nineteen, just one missing. He was shocked: Is Lord Yelan really just going to meet the other party for a while? Is this considered fishing with pay?
……
And this moment.
Bai Xun was walking down the street, like a child, buying everything he saw.
"The statue of Tianquan Star? Wrap it up and take it home as an offering to the God of Wealth."
"Emperor doll? If it's bad luck, take one and put it in Dadalia's bedroom."
"Gan Yu doll? I bought it. I'll arrange for someone to take it back and enlarge it one to one. Make it more realistic for me. Just like Catherine, it needs to be fully automatic."
"And this... I bought it!"
The subordinate swallowed: "Master, the rich man only promised to pay for daily expenses and mission funds. If you buy it like this, you won't be able to hide it."
"It doesn't matter, I will pay for all the purchases today!"
With that said, Bai Xun shook out the brand new two hundred thousand Mora in his pocket, which he just picked up behind Beiguo Bank when he went out this morning.
"Really?! Thank you, Master."
The subordinate was so excited that he picked up a statue of Tianshu Star with a grateful look on his face, "Then I'll take one too."
Bai Xun glanced disdainfully: What is your hobby?
.
After walking for a while, we arrived at a street with fewer people.
Suddenly, a fragrant breeze hit him from behind. Bai Xun's body in this life had no fighting ability. Before he could react, he was grabbed by a white figure.
When I took a closer look, I was already in a narrow alley beside the street.
Hearing only two "clang" sounds, two water arrows hit the position where he was standing just now.
Damn it? Hello Ye Lan! You want to kill me when you come up!
Bai Xun sighed and realized that the person who came to the rescue was none other than Shen He whom he had met yesterday.
"Be careful."
Shen He was worried, but he was born with a melancholy face. After trying hard to express his face, he realized that he really couldn't make any rich expressions except for squeezing his breasts.
"Miss Shen He, are you there?"
"Ah."
Shen He nodded, "I have been following you these past few days! Fortunately, I finally hope that something will happen to you. As long as I help you, our friendship will quickly heat up."
Uh, Ahe, you are too honest when you speak, it would be nice to cover it up a little.
At this time, another water arrow hit his feet.
Shen He frowned and held the Calamity Calculator in her hand. She turned around and said, "Wait for me here and don't run around. By the way, I saw there are oranges for sale over there. Do you want me to bring you two?"
"No...it's not necessary."
"Ah."
Looking at Shen He's flying back, he felt so great and full of security.
Bai Xun couldn't help but want to shout: Crane Mother!
.
But as soon as Shen He left, an elegant figure appeared at the door.
"You don't think she can save you, do you?"
Yelan laughed sadly. Although the strength of the strange woman who suddenly broke in should not be underestimated, it was a pity that she, Yelan, liked to play tricks.
"Don't run away. By the time she discovers the missing target, our interrogation will be over long ago."
Bai Xun sighed.
I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but what I got in exchange was being targeted.
Stop pretending, show your cards, I am the chosen one!
After that, he took out the lucky loan coin he had exchanged before... and threw it into his mouth.
Crunch and crisp!
It's just that half of the tooth was chipped away.
"Brother, just hold this coin in your hand and it will take effect!"
'Why didn't you tell me earlier? I thought it tasted like chocolate because it was so dark. '
"If I told you earlier, wouldn't you stop eating?"
'The system, I ** the whole family **, I **** your sister! '
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As a stream of light flashed by, Bai Xun felt relaxed and happy, and the lucky loan coin should have taken effect.
Its effect is enough to maintain high luck value for two hours.
It may not be intuitive to say this, but if I have to give an example, this is: even if you fire a thousand rounds without taking any safety measures, none of them will hit the target!
It is simply a perfect choice for home travel, flirting under the moonlight, and Lao Wang next door.
Bai Xun simply stood still, as if to say: Miss Yelan, you can do whatever you want, don't pity me one bit.
"baffling."
Yelan drew out the thread of life and instantly escaped into the void, leaving only afterimages.
But she didn't intend to use all her strength. As she said in the attic just now, she just came to test the other party's background.
The thread of life is slowly entangled, and an art of binding is being performed.
Bai Xun was actually a little panicked, just like although he knew that the head teacher was on a business trip, he still felt frightened when he saw the office door.
It was almost impossible to escape.
At the critical moment! Suddenly a voice came from above: "Walking on the wind! Alas... the fallen leaves are falling!"
"Huh? EQ is released continuously?"
Bai Xun only heard the sound. In an instant, Yelan's vitality was disturbed by the strong wind, and the diffusion reaction was violent.
With a bang, Ye Lan's water spread everywhere.
Both of them were soaked to the skin.
There seems to be a chase above the head.
"Miss, I just bought two oranges, don't chase them anymore! Bagaya Road!"
"Don't even think about escaping! The soul comes out! The ice becomes a god!"
The two chased each other and fled away.
Only Yelan was left frozen in place.
It was so dangerous, Shen He's cold energy was only two inches away from affecting him. Is this what it feels like to have full luck?
Bai Xun picked up the lingering threads on the ground that had not yet dissipated and tied up Ye Lan's five-flowered body.
Finally, he made a face, patted the other's proud slime, and left with a smile.
About a minute later.
Ye Lan finally thawed out, hurriedly took away the life-saving thread, and followed the trail with an unhappy look on her face.
It's not that she has never experienced failure, but this time, not only did she fail, she also lost her dignity!
Ye Lan flies all the way over the eaves and walls.
Bai Xunyouzai was completely unaware of this.
"Huh? Who dropped the five molas!"
He bent over to pick it up, but missed a water arrow.
"Fuck, fake Mora! How wicked!"
Throwing it casually, he blocked another arrow in mid-air!
Yelan:? ? ?
The next moment, the game-breaking arrow that gathered a large amount of water elements came out.
"Hmph! You hide another one for me to see."
Unexpectedly, there was a shout on the street: "Wanmintang has launched a new product, you can try it for free. If it doesn't taste good, you will be charged."
Is this a good thing? How could Master Mao’s cooking not be delicious? Isn't this charity?
Bai Xun rushed over in a flash.
"Lulu!!!"
The target was lost, and the breaking arrow rushed towards the pot behind him.
Crispy rice: (゜ロ゜)
Ye Lan was shocked! He was so angry that he smashed the bow on the ground and kicked it hard twice. Then he pulled out the dagger, brought it close and threw it out.
Seeing a sure hit, the two men above him chased for half of Liyue and circled back.
"Miss, really don't chase me any more! I've already given you the orange!"
"Don't run away, add me as a friend!"
Bang, the dagger was shot back and inserted into Yelan's shoulder...
Bai Xun also let out a scream: "Fuck, the new dish is Chef Xiangling, everyone run away."
……
evening.
Yelan dragged her tired body out of Bulu.
Shang Hua came over after hearing the news, with a complex look on his face.
"Lord Ye Lan!! Damn it, the other party doesn't know how to show mercy?"
After that, he was going to seek justice for Lord Yelan.
Ye Lan hurriedly stopped him, knowing that Bai Xun was definitely not an ordinary person. Every move he made seemed unintentional, but he resolved the crisis perfectly.
He is a hidden master.
"Don't go. He's not simple. I really suffered a big loss. He's too thin! It's really too thin!"
Ye Lan shook his head and sighed, who is he with such perfect control over details?
thin? Shang Hua blinked, it turns out that's the case, it's not surprising. No wonder Master Ye Lan is so angry.
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