I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

"Lady Funina, are you okay?"

"My God, it's the first time in my life that I saw Lady Funina using her divine power. My heart has been completely conquered!"

"I really wish that the water was poured on me just now... I put a cover as big as Mrs. Funina down, so I feel safe!"

"The majestic water elemental power just now is like a surging river, flowing endlessly. With Lady Funina sitting in Fontaine, it will definitely make the other gods tremble. Even if it is natural..."

"Okay, okay! The light of God will protect you all, uphold the belief in justice!"

Funina stood on the high platform and interrupted the storyteller from Liyue.

It's okay to brag, but don't be unreasonable. If you can't beat him, you really can't beat him.

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Although the people of Gray River are living in poverty, more than half of them are outstanding graduates of Merlot Petersburg. All of them are talented and well-spoken. Their flattery is as smooth as a passive skill.

Xia Ze stood outside the crowd and looked at Funina, wondering how the god of tablets could enjoy these praises with peace of mind.

But...it's quite interesting.

At this time,

Little Navia also recovered from the fright, her scars healed and she forgot about the pain, and she laughed and nudged to his side.

"Brother Wei Lan, how do you feel?"

"Except for the small breasts, I quite like the rest, especially the silly look."

"Woo?"

Little Navia pulled his sleeve, "I'm asking you if you were frightened by the situation just now. What are you talking about? And... my breasts are not small. I will give them to you when I grow up. look."

"Huh? I thought you were asking me Fu...forget it."

Xia shrugged, "I'm not talking about your little ones, and you don't have to show them to me, understand? I don't like taking advantage of little girls."

"Oh! You like to take advantage of girls, don't you?"

Navia raised her confident head.

"..."

Xia rolled her eyes at this girl, "Damn, she's pretty good at reading people."

"Okay, Miss Navia, let's stop chatting here. Thank you for your concern. I'm not hurt or scared. Everything is fine. Are you okay?"

"Yep."

Little Navia stood on tiptoe, signaling Xia to bury her head down.

Xia glanced at Funina. She was still busy interacting with the crowd and had no time to pay attention here.

Xia then bent down.

"Brother Wei Lan, I just heard my father's people say that they found something in your residence... a crime tool! They are preparing to arrest you!"

Little Navia glanced at her father and continued, "I will be standing next to you in a while, and you are holding me hostage to order the president! You will definitely be able to escape!"

"The president is your father!"

"That's right. If it weren't for my father, I wouldn't dare to rebel!"

Little Navia laughed proudly.

So filial...

Xia felt that creatures like the eldest lady were just as fun as they were before they were raised, and they had so many tricks up their sleeves.

However, the tool of crime? Found at my place?

It turns out that this is not an assassination operation, but an attempt to divert trouble...

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really,

Not long after, a group of people from the Rose of Thorns Society gathered around.

Kares walked in from the outside, holding two bottles of water in his hand. If he guessed correctly, they were the fetal sea water left by the real murderer.

"The Thorn Rose Society found two bottles of strange liquid in your residence. Do you have anything to explain?"

Xia straightened her back: "Explanation is just a cover-up, so I won't explain! I only have one sentence... Do you have any objections to my two bottles of water?"

"We think this is..."

"It's water that can dissolve people, right?"

Xia interrupted and said, "Then please open the cork of the bottle and pour it on yourself. If it dissolves, I will inherit your Rose of Thorns Society and Miss Navia.

But if it doesn’t dissolve, do you break into my home illegally and take my things? "

*

[Yae Shenzi: You won’t suffer any loss, right? 】

[Arecino: Fontaine’s legal system can no longer punish him. 】

[Charlotte: Just be imprisoned in Merlot Petersburg! 】

[Leosli: Can you refuse? Leave me a piece of pure land. 】

[Xigwen: No! I'm afraid of him! 】

[Xinhai: Apart from staying in Gray River, it seems that going anywhere is a profit for him, but punishment is a reward? 】

[Navilet: And general corporal punishment has no effect on him at all, and the pain cannot even keep up with his treatment speed...]

[Navia: So what is unusual corporal punishment? 】

[Butian: Ask her, she knows! @雷电影. 】

*

"This……"

Carles was at a loss for words. How could he dare to throw this water away? However, it would take time to send it back to Fontaine Academy of Sciences to analyze the ingredients. He promised Lady Funina only three days.

Besides, you are all thinking about making money, how can you have the nerve to say it?

Carres sneered and continued: "Mr. Wei Lan, are you a gangster in Fontaine? In this case, why do you want to break into your home illegally? Just because of this, I can keep you here today."

"Uh……"

Xia frowned. He didn't expect that Kales had already checked him out.

Don't call me a gangster.

He didn't even know which family he belonged to, he was like an orphan.

Kares waved his hand, and several people were ready to come up and arrest him.

"Wait a minute, you are not allowed to detain this person!"

Funina's voice came from behind, and she walked closer to this side.

Kares stepped forward and added: "Lady Funina, Mr. Azure is suspected of major murder and must be detained by the Thorn Rose Society until the results of the investigation are released."

"Did you change your name?"

Funina walked up to Xia and completely ignored the second half of Kares's sentence.

"Nothing has changed. The sky in summer is always blue as far as the eye can see - summer blue."

Xia answered this question cleverly.

Funina said calmly: "It will rain heavily in summer. When you can't see me, will you also be blue?"

"Then I can't call you Xia Dayu... I also have a brother named Xia Binghai, right?"

"Huh~"

Funina glared at Xia, turned around, squeezed and stood between him and little Navia, and then said, "This man is mine! He was the one I conquered hundreds of years ago, a member of God's family! Yes, that’s right.”

"Family of God...?" Everyone looked confused.

Fortunately, Cares still has a little understanding of the concept of God's Familiar.

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[Sedna: Oh? I thought Lady Clolind was the only one who was named "Familiar of Fukalos, the God of Justice and Judgment" by Lady Funina. 】

[Clorind: The second one is not bad. Since they are all based on Lady Funina’s trust, I will accept them calmly. 】

[Navilet: Not the only one. In view of the special nature of the title of God’s Dependent, it does not require approval and does not have any real power.

It all depends on Ms. Funina's words... So, about seven or eight are produced every year. Starting from Mr. Xia... now there are more than 60. 】

[Miko Yae: More than 60, is it such a bad street? Not like me...]

[Lanna Zhen:? ? ? Feeling offended! 】

[Sora: I feel...not as good as an honorary knight. 】

*

Seeing Kares, he still didn't believe it.

Funina then waved: "Xiaoxia, show your face to them!"

"Boring, boring." Xia was unfazed.

"Just help me, hurry up, hurry up~"

Seeing that Xia was unmoved, Funina stamped her feet and prayed softly.

"..."

Xia Po glanced at her helplessly and hesitated for a moment.

Well, since gravity is pointing downwards, I'll help you pretend for once.

"I understand, Lady Funina."

Xia responded, then raised his right hand, gently activating the water elemental power to create bright water splashes,

"Wow!!"

The crowd was amazed,

The next second, the entire Gray River shook and made a roaring sound.

A group of people shouted even more fiercely!

"As expected of a descendant of God!!"

Only Xia frowned. This was not caused by him... this was really a vibration coming from the ground.

Fortunately, it didn't last long,

When everything calmed down, Kares had nothing to say and could only wave his hand and give way.

On the other side, Funina's assistant reminded that it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.

"summer."

She came over and said, "I have a tea party in the afternoon, and it is very important to receive the envoys from the Winter Solstice! Don't you want to give me a hug and say goodbye?"

"No, Lady Funina, the conditions in Gray River are like this. I'm quite dirty. If I could have my own house in the upper city... I might be a little happier."

Xia shook his head sadly, then turned around and left. The rest depends on whether the god can understand the overtones.

Funina looked at Xia's back with a complicated expression...

Why does Xia live in Huihe? How long has he lived? It must be tough...

Buy him a big villa?

Funina thought of Xia's expression when she saw such a wonderful gift, and she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Before she left, she looked at little Navia: "Miss Navia, what were you talking about with my family members just now?"

"Brother Weilan said your breasts are quite small."

"Xia!!! I still want to live in a big villa, but no more!! Humph! Go to hell."