I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

[Didi, you have a Qiuqiu message from Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng. 】

[Liu Yun: Shen He, I think it’s time for you to arrive at Liyue Port. How about that? Have you ever felt the difference in the world? 】

[Shen He: Well, I feel it a little bit. I just made a new friend. 】

[Liu Yun: Really? It seems that my worries are unnecessary. Remember, sincerity can buy friendship, and humor can shorten the distance! 】

humor?

Shen He suddenly raised his melancholy eyebrows and understood!

She put away her phone and turned to look at her frightened new "friend" at the same table.

"Thank you for helping me pay for the meal. You did it voluntarily, right?"

"Um……"

The young man looked at the silver gun next to him that was higher than his head and constantly emitting cold air. He suddenly started to sweat profusely, "I deserve this, oh no, I deserve it."

Yes, he was emotionally stable and it was time to show off my humor.

So, Shen He tried his best to raise the corners of his mouth by 0.5 degrees. Such a smile was truly sincere.

"Let me tell you a joke."

"Huh?? Oh. Heroine, please speak!!"

"Cough cough."

Shen He cleared his throat and began to speak very seriously:

"Once upon a time, there was a big stone and a small stone. One day, the small stone asked the big stone: 'How old are you?' The big stone ignored it. The next day, the small stone asked again: 'How old are you?'

Big Stone still ignored it. On the third day, Little Stone asked: "Why don't you speak?" '

Finally, Da Shiu couldn't help but speak. What do you think Da Shiu said? "

"Uh. No, don't know."

The young man swallowed.

Shen He was expressionless: "Big Stone said: 'Are you sick? We Stones can't talk!'"

"..."

"Am I funny?"

Shen He crossed his arms and stared at the other person.

"Hu...mo, so humorous."

The young man rubbed his hands and buttoned them up to keep warm.

"But you didn't smile at all."

Shen He moved his fingers, and the person beside him trembled slightly.

The young man was so frightened that Mo La dropped his body and ran away without looking back. He shouted: "Mom, Liyue is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mondstadt."

"Hey!"

The other party put down Maura and ran away, unable to hear what Shen He said behind him.

Failed again.

Shen He sighed, feeling discouraged.

Sincerity, humor, obviously you have done it, why did the other party still run away?

She didn't understand, so she could only start looking for the next prey.

Her eyes finally locked on the handsome young man sitting at the corner table. Although he was unworldly, his appearance still aroused her curiosity.

Picking up the gun, Shen He walked over.

I thought silently in my heart: First of all, be sincere and say what you want to do directly without having to hide your purpose.

Walked to Bai Xun.

She directly handed over her phone and said expressionlessly: "Hello, my name is Shen He. I've fallen in love with you and I urge you to add me as a friend."

"puff!!!"

A mouthful of catfish soup was spat directly onto the next wall.

Bai Xun glanced sideways and met her unreasonable eyes.

Powerful and seductive, you can't stop.

At this moment, his thoughts were scattered all over the world. He had already thought about the name of the child and his new posture on the new day. Ahe would wait for him to return home in the setting sun, and squeeze his shoulders to soothe him from the tiredness of the day.

Until another person suddenly broke into the imaginary scene. Linghua stood at the door and smiled at him: "King Hand!"

wake up!

Bai Xun patted his face, no, no, Linghua won't agree!

"Miss Shen He, I'm sorry. Generally speaking, I am a very dedicated person unless I can't help it."

"So what? It doesn't matter if I have one more. If you mind, it's okay for us to hide it from each other."

Yes.

One friend or a hundred friends, it doesn't matter. Of course Shen He doesn't mind.

"Playing like this?"

Bai Xun was shocked, Ahe had changed, she was taller, bigger, and more understanding.

The feeling of being tolerated and coerced by a girl is intoxicating.

Qi Qi, who was buried in his head, finally couldn't help it. He thought the two were going to play some game without her, so he said, "What are you talking about...? Bring... Qi Qi... together."

"Qiqi, you can't do this anymore."

Bai Xun interrupted quickly.

"She is very cute, I like her very much, let's go together."

"what?"

Bai Xun's face was full of question marks. It was too much punishment. He might as well bring Yan Fei with him when the time comes. This would solve the problem of being imprisoned from the source.

"You don't seem to be willing?"

Sensing the surprised expression on the other side, Shen He seemed to have felt that he was about to be rejected again, "It's just a relationship, I suggest you don't be ignorant."

"Miss Shen He, are you sure you know what the word "association" means?"

Bai Xun wiped his cold sweat.

"Communicate, communicate! Be friends."

"..."

Is that so?

Thinking of Shen He's speech in the Teyvat World group chat not long ago, Bai Xun reacted.

After doing it for a long time, she just wanted to try to make friends with others, not because the days in the mountains were too lonely, so she wanted to find excitement.

He said inexplicably a little disappointed.

"Miss Shen He, it's very dangerous for you to run around alone like this."

"It's okay, ordinary monsters can't get close to me."

It was rare for someone to care, and Shen He nodded slightly to express his gratitude.

Bai Xun waved his hand: "I mean, if you run around alone, you can easily endanger others!"

Shen He:......

"I have a small suggestion. Miss Shen He, please join our team temporarily! Everyone here is talented and speaks well. And they are all very helpful!"

"Really?"

Shen He looked up at him, thinking that if he could join a group, a hundred friends would be able to solve it quickly, right?

"Of course! Miss Shen He can come whenever she wants. With my status, who among them dares to disagree?"

After saying that, Bai Xun took out his mobile phone and clicked into the executive's communication group on the spot.

[Bai Xun: Everyone, I have something to announce. This young lady will join us temporarily. Do you have any objections? 】

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[Pierro: It’s up to you. 】

[Sandogne: There is no need to inform us about such a boring thing. 】

[Scaramucci: If you are very free, you can come directly to Inazuma to experience the thunderstorm. 】

[Pantanonie: Just don’t keep accounts at Northland Bank when you date. 】

[Dadalia: I hope that the next time I see new information is that the mission has progressed, not that you are in it****]

"Look, Miss Shen He, no one dares to say no!"

Bai Xun spread his hands and took Shen He's mobile phone through his personal friends.

Shen He glanced at it. She had lived in the mountains for a long time and didn't know much about the fools.

Just shook his head: "They don't look like good people. Except you, you don't even look like a decent person."

Chatting like this?

The main thing is sincerity, right?

Bai Xun smiled awkwardly. Although sincerity is a must-have, always pretending is a common way to deal with relationships.

I can't always see something good-looking. When I go up, I just say: Are you there? Look at the white silk?

After a pause, Shen He continued: "But you are very good-looking and I like it very much. By the way, I am very humorous! Let me tell you a joke..."

Uh.

Shen He said that he is very humorous. Is this a kind of humor in itself?

Bai Xun did not refuse.

It wasn't until three minutes later that he walked out of Xinyuexuan while holding Qiqi in his arms.

"So...cold."

Qiqi rubbed her little hands. She never dreamed that one day she would feel this kind of coldness from the inside out. Even her own special physique could not resist it at all.