I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

Xia looked at the cake in his hand and felt a little pity. He simply ate all the cream before hanging the fishhook. After all, he made it himself.

But to be honest, no matter in the past or now, fishing is a technical activity for him, with no tricks at all.

The reason why he has always liked fishing as a form of entertainment is...

It seems that those who know how to fish and those who don't often fail to catch any fish, which shows that there is not much difference between him and the experienced fishermen.

He is actually better at catching people than fishing.

After throwing the pole out, Xia crossed his legs, slowly and leisurely took out the book and put a tick behind "Linda Sekabes".

Ah,

A woman who sells her body in exchange for status and happiness in the materialistic upper class society,

The most important thing is that she is still a woman with no IQ. She can be bribed by just offering a few benefits, just like a fish that bites the bait. It is also a miracle that she is so stupid and can live to 21 years old...

Because of this, she can only be ranked 59th in this collection of rich women written by Xia.

Xia sighed as he flipped through the other targets to choose from.

Miss Penny? No, no, this woman is very sophisticated and cautious, and has almost no leverage in any aspect.

Lady Annabelle? She was running a factory with a very dirty foundation. She really couldn't take over the job if she didn't have any skills. After all, he wanted to develop in the long run and run a clean business.

Aunt Suvimia? It's a pretty good target. He has a solid and clean family background and no scheming. He's also very easy to take bait in his wolf-like stage. He's also very good at taking care of others. He's skilled in technology and has a eloquent tongue... It's a pity that he's thirty years older than him...

"Hey, there don't seem to be that many stupid women. I wonder how long it will take to meet the next idiot who bites the bait..."

Xia kept reading from No. 59 to No. 5, but finally gave up and threw the book aside. He didn't even need to read the first five. They were not existences he could afford to offend.

*

[Yae Shenzi: Those who bite the bait are not necessarily fools, they may also be strategists who are strategizing, right? Miss Deep Sea Flounder? @心海]

[Xinhai: Even Narukami-sama will be hooked by the three-color dumpling. I don’t think it is a shame to bite the hook. After all, it is someone’s ability to choose the right bait. 】

[Ke Qing: Ahem, seeing that all the people who have been hooked are big shots, I suddenly feel that me being hooked by a golden shrimp ball is nothing. 】

[Amber: Ah, haha...I'm a little embarrassed. I was caught using a colay once before...]

[Tinari: Are Dao's Wife, Liyue, and Mondstadt all spared? It looks like our Xumi will gain one point this time! 】

[Nacita: Uh...Sorry, I was caught using Lanara once...points were deducted for both the gods and Sumeru. 】

[Dadalia: It seems that we are still in the winter...]

[Columbia: Hehe, I disappoint you... A certain zeroth executive officer was hooked by me, he's pretty good... (Pinches nose in disgust)]

[Bai Xun: Is it my fault? Which girl would hang the fragrant white silk on a fishhook to dry? I was sixteen or seventeen years old at the time and was in my prime of life...]

[Dadalia:...]

[Navia: It seems that it has to be our Fontaine... Wait, let’s confirm, our Fontaine must not be there, right? 】

[Navilet: Sorry...]

[Funina: Uh...cough. 】

……

Outside the live broadcast.

Puff Apartment,

Funina suddenly became a little anxious, and shrank into a corner of the sofa, hiding from Bai Xun and sending a message to Navilette.

[Funina: Help me, Mr. Villette! 】

[Navilet: What's the matter, Ms. Fonina? 】

[Funina: Can you help me break the Seven Heavens Statue of Fontaine? 】

[Navilet: Like that god Inazuma? Does Ms. Funina also have scenes that she doesn’t want the audience to see? Could it be that it involves state secrets? That's really important. 】

[Funina: Yes, it is very important, very important. If it is seen by the audience, it will definitely cause unnecessary commotion! 】

[Navilet: Well, I promise to give it a try. 】

end chat,

Villette drew the curtains, closed the door, took out a pen and paper, sat upright at the table and watched the live broadcast.

Could the state secret be the secret that Ms. Funina has been hiding, and the way to save Fontaine?

*

on the screen.

Xia stared at the calm water and gradually accepted the fact that there was a high probability of an air force.

But when the camera turned, it came to the woods on the other side of the lake.

A little blue top hat hangs on the branch of the tree,

The matching exquisite dress jacket is also spread among the bushes, the beautiful little leather shoes are placed on the grass, and the white lace socks are placed beside it.

Uh,

Villette outside the screen already felt that something was wrong. The live broadcast... seemed to give a certain god the ability to be disgraced and sent abroad.

As the water surface bubbles and bubbles.

A girl's head suddenly popped up, and then she swam to the shore with a panicked look on her face. Behind her was a specialty of Fontaine - the hunting knife ray, which was chasing the fleeing girl.

Needless to say, I know

It must be another reckless girl trying to show off her power in front of it, but she forgot that the underwater residents would not betray her because of her status as a god.

"Wow! Yaya! Stop chasing, stop chasing. I am the God of Justice, Fukalos, the leader of the water element. Ouch~ My butt, oooh..."

The great Miss Funina cried and sped up, "Wrong, wrong, I was wrong! I shouldn't have discussed braised or steamed in front of you!... But, I think boiling is better... Oops, don't It’s poked, woo woo~”

The water ripples,

For a moment, I couldn't tell whether the splash was water or her tears. Anyway, being poked in the butt by a hunting knife ray should still be quite painful.

Finally, at the last moment, Funina jumped out of the water with a "whoosh" and landed gracefully.

No grand decoration,

All she had was a cute summer swimsuit, a vibrant short skirt, like petals, and a fine velvet cover on the edge, which easily protected the girl's little buns that were severely suppressed by 12+.

Clolinde's button real name expresses envy.

Her white hair was wet and stuck to her face. Funina was soaked and she patted her chest.

Seeing the murderer spinning around helplessly in the water, she put her hands on her hips and smiled: "Where did I go wrong? I was right! Stupid fish, creatures in the water, if they lose the water they rely on, they can't do anything, right?

If you dare to poke me today, I will dare to hold Villette and bite you tomorrow. "

*

[Funina: Then Villette, listen to me...]

[Navilet: I will buy a rope tomorrow. 】

[Kelly: The fish in Fontaine are so fierce, Keli likes them so much! I really want to explode, just once! 】

[Albedo: I always feel that if Keli comes over, the fish in Fontaine... may be an invasive alien species. 】

*

While the audience was still shocked by Funina's behavior,

She had already taken advantage of the murderer to leave and got back into the water, swimming freely.

From time to time, he would pull up a passing jellyfish and dance with him, and then he would be spit in the face by bubbles.

But as long as she doesn't get poked in the butt by a hunting knife ray or pinched on her finger by a hermit crab, she can still smile happily.

Because underwater is a world that does not need gods, just like the backstage of the stage, it gives the actors a moment to breathe, and they can drop their masks and sweat freely.

I don’t know how long I have been playing.

Funina was suddenly attracted by a piece of cake. Her eyes shone. Instantly, the jellyfish in her arms no longer smelled good. She kicked it away and swam towards the cake.

"Why is there cake in the water?"

She touched her chin and thought, is it a new product that she has never seen before? There is also a thread, "Haha, no idiot would use such a big piece of cake to fish, right? What kind of fish can eat it...

But it looks delicious, so just take a small bite. No one will see it anyway, and it’s not like you’re going through the trash can..."

As she said that, she quickly glanced around, then smiled and stuck out her pink tongue.

water.

Xia had already begun to yawn.

However, suddenly the fishing rod moved and rushed into the water quickly.

He was startled and pushed the little Peng Peng beast sitting under his butt out of the way.

"Your son has flown away, go pick him up quickly!"

Xia Chong said hello to the big Peng Peng beast, grabbed the fishing rod suddenly, and applied the emergency foot brake and butt brake.

"Is there really such a stupid fish that can take the bait? It's just a bit strong."

Xia pulled the fishing rod, but couldn't move it. What kind of fish is this? A star-eating whale?

"Grandma, if you have the guts, don't let me catch you. Otherwise, I'll have to clean you, stir-fry you, pour the soup on you and make it delicious. I'll eat the meat, and Lolita will drink the soup!"

After shouting loudly,

Xia shook his hand hard, the God's Eye flashed with light, and the water elemental power wrapped around his wrist and tugged hard.

The whole person fell backward quickly,

"Wow!"

A ball flew out of the water, blocking the sunlight and hitting him.

"Wow!!"

"What the hell?"

boom!

"The tablet hit my face. It smells great, but it hurts!"