Liyue Qixing held an emergency meeting to discuss this "super smart, portable, handheld, mobile device"

The city gates of Mondstadt were closed, and the entire city was under lockdown to respond to emergencies at any time. Teacher Albedo, who was far away in the snowy mountains, was also recalled to the city.

The Xumi sages didn’t take it seriously. Isn’t it our Void Terminal plus version? What are you afraid of!

Rice Wife, dedicated to the pure land.

Lei Movie: I want to eat three-color dumplings.

……

As most users entered the notification group, the group leader Lao Liu finally spoke.

[Laoliu: Please change the nickname of the following users to a form that can represent your true identity. In public places, please use your real name when surfing the Internet. 】

The next moment, a list of names was posted on the public screen.

Then one after another people changed their names.

["Real God of Thunder" changed its name to "Keqing"]

"..."

In the Yujingtai meeting room, eight people and seven pairs of eyes stared at Keqing.

Why did you send a notice even if you changed your name? This time it was embarrassing for Dao's wife, and Keqing's face turned red to the roots of her ears.

"Keqing, you will always be the God of Thunder in our hearts."

Gan Yu opened his mouth to smooth things over.

"Ah, yes, yes."

"Yeah, that's right."

“It’s hard not to support that.”

-

["My sister is eighteen and a flower, single and laughing every day" was renamed "Kamizato Ayato"]

"Brother?"

Kamisato Ayaka looked back and saw that Ayato had escaped through the window.

Shenzi was smiling from ear to ear on the bed: "Is this boy from the Shenli family such an interesting person behind his back?"

A passer-by from Daozhime: No more talk, just come to propose marriage.

-

["I am not the richest man in Teyvat" was renamed "Pantarone"]

"Cough cough."

"cough."

"Ah, cough cough cough."

In the Winter Kingdom's main hall, several executives seemed to have suddenly caught a cold, and they coughed one after another.

"Capitalists know how to show off!"

In the end, it was [Skicker] who opened his mouth to output steadily. He was not afraid of having a mother, and he was not afraid of being barefoot and wearing shoes.

There are twelve executive officers among the Fools, but he doesn't care about any one of them. He becomes ruthless and won't even spare himself.

[Rich Man] Pantalone: ​​"..."

["I am Kamisato Ayaka's dog" was renamed "Hakuhiro"]

Everyone at the table immediately looked at Seat 0 in the corner:...

Our Zhidong executive officer is really talented, and our main focus is honesty, right?

Bai Xun's face was dark and he regretted it too much.

Now that the whole world knows that he is Kamisato Ayaka's dog, why not commit suicide and start over?

[Brother, please stop your dangerous thoughts. 】

Daozuma Passerby A: It turns out that this guy stole my nickname. No wonder I couldn’t get a name.

["The Mondstadt Chests Are All Empty" was renamed to "Empty"]

"Oh? With such a gorgeous homophonic joke, the other party must be a top master of bad jokes. I must go to Mondstadt to have a discussion some other day."

Seno couldn't help but admire.

Tinari expressed a headache: "It's not shameful to throw it abroad."

In a cave somewhere.

Ying stared at the screen, a little moved: "Brother, it must be very hard for him to find me."

"Going back to your Royal Highness, Princess, your blood relatives have stripped away the land in the Mondstadt area. I am moved by your perseverance.

But do you need me to give you a hint to let him understand that Her Royal Highness is not hiding in the treasure chest? "

"No need."

Ying waved his hand and raised a faint smile, "It's too easy to get, and he won't cherish it. Let him enjoy the fun of opening up wasteland before the abyss submerges the throne."

["Amber, my treasure, I miss you and can't sleep" was renamed "Ke Lai"]

Amber (blushing): "Hahaha, my friend Xumi is a very cute girl."

Yula: Very cute! ?? (??  ̄?? ̄? )?? ??

dong dong.

"Amber, come out with me."

Yura knocked on the conference room door with a complicated expression.

……

Fierce voices came from outside the conference room!

……

["Calligraphy Master" changed its name to "Xingqiu"]

["The Most Beautiful Inazuma" was renamed as "Yae Shenzi"]

["Dream 1.8 meters" was renamed "Zaoyou"]

The famous philosopher Albedo once said: "A mask is a magical thing. It hides the identity but exposes the heart."

-

[Lao Liu: Ahem, dear friends and children, whether they belong to humans, gods, or monsters, visible or invisible, good afternoon,

The purpose of this notification group is to reveal to everyone the past, present, and even future unofficial events in Teyvat. 】

"You can even detect the future. Is this thing outside the rules?"

Zhongli sighed.

[Lao Liu: Those who are attentive should have discovered that many unexplainable and bizarre events have occurred on the continent of Teyvat. 】

Ning Guang nodded: "This is true, just like the Dadaupa Valley in neighboring countries was penetrated and slashed by the majestic rock elemental force half a year ago. Its shape is exactly like Inazuma's Muxiang Blade Hazama."

"And I still don't know who did it. I only know that that level of power is close to that of a god."

Ke Qing opened her hands and answered, "Outsiders all said that the emperor was trying to intimidate neighboring countries, and Liyue's reputation plummeted as a result."

[Lao Liu: This notification group will randomly reveal the true facts of some events, and there will be ten minutes for everyone to discuss freely. 】

[The ban for all members is lifted. 】

Then everyone started a heated discussion.

[Keqing: So what does this ultra-smart, portable, handheld, and mobile device mean? 】

[Albedo: Maybe it can be called a smartphone]

[Zhongli: A magic weapon that can transmit text and images remotely. It is similar to some of the magic methods of the Xian family, but it is faster and more efficient. 】

[Hutao: What does Zhongli Keqing mean that the speech here can be seen by all of Tiwat? ?( 'w' )? 】

[Zhongli: Indeed. 】

[Hutao: Hello everyone, there is a big discount for the opening of Shengshengtang. Buy one monument and get one free. It only costs 50% off for the whole family. It doesn’t matter if you are in good health. It is more cost-effective to book in advance. There will always be times when you run out of energy. 】

[Liyue people: Don’t advertise at this time. Who will buy it? 】

[Bai Xun: Give me a monument! 】

【…】

[Hutao: I’ve added you as Qiuqiu’s friend. Let’s negotiate privately. 】

"Didi Dudu, you received a friend request."

Bai Xun immediately agreed to be a friend. I have to say that this little girl Hutao is really smart. She was already playing with it as soon as she got the phone.

Even the avatar has been changed to a cute pair of hands!

A white hand suddenly grasped Bai Xun's shoulder.

It’s [Ms.]

"Other countries are in a diplomatic weak position. There is no danger in going here. It's just like going home. Why are you so tragic that you even bought a monument for yourself?"

"..."

Bai Xun opened his mouth, but still couldn't tell that the monument was bought for her.

After all, when working with colleagues, she usually feasts her eyes.

When the time comes, there will be nothing but ashes left from the knife, and there will be no chance while it is still hot, so someone must collect the body.

[Amber: Kelai, are you there? Let's add friends. 】

[Ke Lai: Great! 】

[Yura: What about me? 】

……

[Yatae Shenzi: Sister Ganyu, are you there? People also want to add you as friends. 】

【Gan Yu:......】

……

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, setting off a trend of adding friends in the group.

【Miss Ayaka! Please be sure to add me as a friend. 】

[Miss Ayaka, I have a mine at home. 】

[Miss Ayaka, are you short of a dog at home? If not, would you mind getting one more? 】

……

[Goro: Lord Xinhai, I have mobilized the entire army to add you as friends. I will never lose in terms of momentum! 】

Did you see that this is Lord Xinhai’s dog? Bai Xun smiled secretly.

……

Shen He stared at the screen silently, and had been sitting there for a long time without realizing it.

"Ding dong, I received a friend request from Mr. Liuyun Jiefeng."

"Master?"

She looked back and saw the woman looking at her proudly.

"Go down the mountain in a few days. Once you have gathered a hundred friends, you will be deemed to have completed the trial of integrating into human society. My master will keep in touch with you."

Liuyun shook the phone in his hand.

Shen He walked up to her and stretched out his hand.

"Want a hug?"

"Want money."

Shen He shook his head with an expression like "Ah He doesn't know." Although she still didn't understand why she had to pay for meals, it didn't matter. Master had plenty of money.

Bai Xun directly created a new group chat "Social Terrorist Group" and roped in all the executives.

Seeing this group name, my lips twitched from the first seat to the last seat.

However, the Queen's attitude toward Bai Xun was ambiguous, which made all the executives unhappy with him and unable to do anything about him.

"Why are you looking at me? The one who wanted to be a dog just now is definitely not me! You can read the record."

Bai Xun explained.

"No one is asking you, so don't rush to answer."

Columbia chuckled and left the hall.

[Harlequin] Piero coughed and said seriously: "Okay, if you have anything important to do, please inform the group and set off immediately! Execute our plan and seize the power of the gods!"

Bai Xun: "Okay! Grab the burrito from the gods!"

Being a villain or something is really exciting.

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