I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

Under the candlelight, Bai Xun idly flipped through Qiqi's notepad, which recorded all kinds of trivial matters in detail.

They are even classified according to their importance.

The incident was as small as recording how many sparrows passed by the door today, and Mr. Zhongli said several times, "Based on universal rationality."

The most important thing in the big event was Sister Gan Yu's physical condition, and even Bai Xun was not ranked.

But it makes sense when you think about it. After all, Gan Yu's physical condition and quality of life directly affect the taste of coconut milk.

So in Qiqi's notepad, you can even fully understand which days Gan Yu works overtime, which days he goes on a business trip, and... which days he has his period.

Because of Gan Yu, this notebook has been elevated to unprecedented value.

At the same time, Qiqi's body coordination and joint flexibility are worse than ordinary people, so her handwriting is very stiff, but she can still read it, much better than Teacher Zhenyu.

So it can be easily discovered that there are some handwritings in the notepad that do not belong to Qiqi.

"Remember to pour coconut milk on Agui's clothes at night. If he is late for work, his perfect attendance bonus will be deducted."

"Remember to ask the unconscious Yaksha in the room for lost wages."

……

"Follow Captain Beidou to find Brother Bai Xun. When you find him, remember to ask him for living expenses. Remember not to mention that Mr. Bai Shu asked for it."

Put it here and use my Qiqi's notepad as a command input box, right?

Bai Xun took advantage of the situation and added one to it.

"I remember that after I returned to Liyue, I started a live broadcast at night and secretly stuffed Changsheng into Mr. Bai's bed."

"What are you so happy about?"

Shenzi came over with a plate of kebabs and yogurt.

Facing the fact that Bai Xun suddenly brought her baby to have dinner at night... she felt quite speechless. You can bring a bouquet of flowers, a few skewers of fried tofu, a bottle of wine, etc.

You have to take care of a baby.

Don't you have any other fantasies about visiting a single woman's house at night?

Bai Xun stopped smiling and closed the notepad: "Nothing, I just thought that in the future, the Liyue Port storyteller will also have a good story about "White Snake and Bai Shu", which made me a little excited for no reason. "

It is gratifying and congratulating that Baizhu has finally developed other physical functions besides hanging the neck for longevity.

"boring."

Shenzi sneered at him, turned around and hugged Qiqi, who had been sitting reservedly, into his arms, "Is this the little Qiqi from the first live broadcast? She's white and tender, and smells so good."

She took a peck on Qiqi's face, making Qiqi's face turn red.

"Huh? Why does Xiao Qiqi smell like Sister Ganyu? It smells like milk."

Shenzi suddenly frowned and sniffed Qiqi carefully.

"puff--"

Bai Xun took a sip of tea and looked at her in surprise. Is a fox's sense of smell so sensitive? Then if you marry a fox girl and go home, wouldn't you have to carry a piece of Safeguard with you to wash your hands even when shaking hands with other members of the opposite sex?

"Child Qiqi, why are you always staring at your sister? Do you miss your mother's taste?"

Shenzi puffed up his chest and was amused by Qiqi's greedy cat-like eyes.

Even Bai Xun couldn't help but glance at it and swallowed.

It really looks like a ridge on the side and a peak on the side, with each mountain higher than the other.

Qiqi Xu was stunned and couldn't speak. He only expressed his point of view with practical actions: he picked up an empty cup from the table, raised it high and handed it to the son of God.

It means roughly... until it is full.

"..."

Shenzi didn't expect that she would do this, and he couldn't laugh or cry. He covered his mouth and trembled with flowers, but he didn't want to disappoint Qiqi, so he took the cup and went to the house to pour some milk for her.

"Does it taste good?"

Shenzi looked at Qiqi and smiled.

She wiped her mouth and nodded: "Bing Bing Liang Liang...it's not from Sister Shenzi's place..."

"Ok?"

"If it's Sister Shenzi...it should be...warm..."

"Uh……"

What a smart little fool.

Shenzi was embarrassed by her, and became even more blushing. He simply glared at Bai Xun and said with his eyes: You taught me this, right? Well taught.

Bai Xun shrugged: It's none of my business, it's all up to Ganyu.

Later, Shenzi also liked Qiqi very much and fed her a lot of snacks, but Qiqi didn't show much mood swings.

Only then did he learn from Bai Xun that as a zombie, Qiqi had almost completely lost her sense of taste. When it comes to food, she distinguishes between hot and cold and taste. Fortunately, her stomach is very strong!

So even if you accidentally eat some butterflies, balm... or even if you eat a person alive due to a mistake in judgment, it will be fine.

"Taste..."

Shenzi banged his head and thought for a while, and suddenly had an idea, "You can leave little Qiqi to me for the time being."

"you can……"

"Not necessarily, but it's highly likely."

Shenzi hugged Qiqi and smiled and said, immortal body means that he will always be a little cutie. Wow, there is nothing more perfect than this.

"There is a type of consecration technique in the Fox Fairy's magic. If it is improved, it may be able to change her zombie body and make up for some defects without losing her immortality."

"That...that's really, really great."

Bai Xun was a little overwhelmed with joy and took a sip of wine.

Shenzi was rubbing his fingers and playing with Qiqi with some little magic.

The little bell on her headdress also made a crisp sound, and her smile was real and touching without any deliberate modification.

Bai Xun looked at her side face, and realized in a daze that Shen Zi was actually an indispensable noble person in his life.

The encounter between the two began in their hometown, but it doesn't stop at their hometown.

From beginning to end,

The one who would accompany him in the small laboratory to study the parts of the doll all afternoon was Shenzi.

The person who would cry and moan in front of the former palace minister asking for a free room for him is also a son of God.

It was the Son of God who always illuminated Narukami Taisha Shrine on rainy nights, allowing him to see his home in the dark.

The Son of God is like a person who will light the way forward for you behind you, but does not require you to look back at her...

She will use her wisdom to strategize and protect everything she wants, whether it is Narukami Taisha Shrine, her own gods, or the shrine she only mentioned in her hometown.

But she won't use it as a bargaining chip to restrict any of your freedom, including feelings.

"Hey...have you been looking at it for too long?"

Shenzi glared at Bai Xun, indicating that he should stop peeking at the opposite sex, "You don't want Ying to find out, and then split the Lord in half with jealousy? You are really bad."

"No."

Bai Xun shook his head seriously. After all, Ying's anger level was full now, and the first person he wanted to chop was Bai Xun.

"I just...heh, thank you, Son of God, really."

"Yo?"

Shenzi narrowed his eyes and smiled, and raised his fingers, "What did I say before?

"I am the best person to you. I am so good that I don't need you to give anything. It doesn't matter if you don't understand now. When you figure it out, I will wait for you to thank me."

Now, do you understand? "

"Well, thank you for always letting me have sex for nothing."

He grinned.

"can you speak?"

Shenzi went up and gave him a painless combination of punches.

He called for help.

However, Qi Qi has been completely won over by the Lord Palace Secretary and is completely unmoved and turns a deaf ear.

Sure enough, there is no unchanging sincerity in the world. If there is, then either you have not given enough benefits, or you have not persisted long enough.

.

The fight finally ended. Shenzi pulled his somewhat messy hair and ate fried tofu in annoyance.

He asked after a while.

"What are you doing here tonight?"

"I've got a date."

Bai Xun glanced at the time and saw that it was already late. Would Ying really not come? Even if you are here to chop him, at least you should do it.

"It seems that the other party doesn't plan to keep the date. It's already raining."

The Son of God snickered.

Bai Xun straightened up and said, "She will definitely come. Don't worry. It's better if it rains. She will come despite the rain. She must have me in her heart, and she is my partner!"

"Is your partner Qi Liangliang?"

Shenzi asked with a smile.

"Uh……"

Bai Xun was stunned, Qi Liangliang... As for her, she could come even if she braved the radiation zone, bombing zone, and earth evil talisman, let alone the rain.

The two of them were silent, watching Qiqi sweep the table.

Not long after, I actually heard the sound of footsteps stepping on the rain outside.

"My partner is here, do you hear?"

Bai Xun stood up and smiled at Shenzi,

Shenzi opened his mouth and didn't bother to talk to him. He was so childish.

Braving the rain, Bai Xun ran towards the place where the footsteps came from. It was pitch black and he could only see her with her head buried and wearing a cloak to protect her from the rain.

Bai Xun grabbed her hand. The other person was obviously stunned, but was already pulled back by Bai Xun.

"I thought you weren't coming."

he laughed.

"Ok?"

Taking off his cloak with both hands, Kamisato Ayarei popped up his disheveled head, raised his red face and asked, "How did you know I was coming?"

"Ah, this...why is it you?"

"Ah."

Shenzi was slightly stunned and sneered, "What an eye-opener. Is this the reason why you Bai Xun want to keep the society? Sisters and sisters, don't let any of them go?"

Bai Xun: "..."