I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

"Run! Monsters! There are so many monsters!"

As soon as there was a sound, people in the small dilapidated village filed out, running around with their families and families.

Some of them had just climbed out of bed and didn't even care whether they were naked or not.

Some rushed out of the toilet and became Splatoons.

Some ran so fast that they picked up a child and put it under their arm and started sprinting for 100 meters. After running out, they exclaimed: "Who are you? Whose baby are you? Why is it in my armpit?"

Seeing this, Bai Xun turned around and took Qiqi, who was blocking the road, to his side.

It seemed that the fight between the Immortals and Yakshas was already in full swing and they did not care about these little monsters that slipped through the net.

"Hey! There are two over there!"

Qian Yanjun, who came over, shouted loudly and was in front of the two of them in a blink of an eye.

"Brothers, do you need help? It's very convenient..."

As a result, Qi Qi was the first to greet him and solicit business.

Qian Yanjun frowned, and one of them interrupted: "When is this? Are you still playing house? Take your children and leave here quickly! We are short of manpower, and we will not be able to control you by then."

"Master, don't worry. I've been trained. I usually catch two of these ordinary monsters at a time, one steamed and one braised. It's full of protein!"

"..."

Hearing this, several Qianyan soldiers instantly grimaced, "Uh, buddy, you are really cruel, you have such a strong tongue, and you are so good at bragging... Then I will really leave, and I won't take care of you two." ”

"Yeah, let's go, don't worry, I can guard this village by myself, and I'll make sure there's not a single beam missing. The fellow villagers will be able to move in when they come back in a while!"

Bai Xun patted his chest repeatedly.

Qian Yanjun, who was taking the lead, looked regretful and walked over and patted him on the shoulder:

"Your courage is commendable. If you can survive, I will give you the entire squad leader's credit! Take care! Remember to erect a monument for yourself!"

Several people waved goodbye, leaving only a token.

Although no one thought that Bai Xun could survive with the token.

The village quickly emptied out and became a deserted village.

There are monsters wandering around from time to time, but fortunately there are not many.

Walking into the village chief's home, Qi Qi looked excited: "Master, you were so handsome just now. Qi Qi and Master will definitely protect this place!"

"Well, if I can flatter you, I'll pat you more."

Bai Xun nodded happily.

creak!

The wooden fence door was pushed open, and then Qiqi shouted: "Ah, little lamb, little calf!"

baa~

moo~

The cows and sheep gathered around the pen, sticking out their tongues and spitting at Qiqi, which was very rude.

Bai Xun walked over slowly and suddenly beamed.

"Master, they are so pitiful. The villagers ran away and left them behind."

"Huh? Qiqi, what are you talking about? Aren't these all ours?"

Bai Xun spread his hands, and then pointed outside, "There is no one in the barren mountains and ridges. These are all wild. If we see them, they are ours."

[Keqing: Huh? How shameless! ! ! 】

[Gan Yu: But if those cattle and sheep are left unattended, they will starve to death unless they are eaten by monsters, right? 】

[Yan Fei: From a moral point of view, it is worthy of condemnation, but from a legal point of view, it depends on the situation. First, subjectively analyze whether the villagers have really given up... and then... whether it is consistent with...]

[Tongtong: Uh, Sister Yanfei, stop reading! My head is about to burst. 】

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At the foot of the Wuwu slope where the wind was howling, Morax stopped and watched.

A burst of green light gathered, and Mandrill bowed slightly.

"The immortal with three eyes and five manifestations, Mandrill, comes here at your call!"

"Ah."

Morax nodded, with a shimmer surrounding him and a rock spear in his hand.

At this time, a cold light in the deep mountains shot straight into the sky, instantly exploding like a sky full of frost.

"It's Shuanghuaya, it's already started."

Mandrill's figure trembled, and he and Puyuan instantly condensed.

Morax remained unmoved, and suddenly turned his hand to call out the dim light. In the distant village, Qi Qi's bracelet was also quietly activated.

"What is that person doing at this time?"

The Immortal Communication Bracelet revealed the scene of Bai Xun and Qiqi.

"Are they here?"

In the picture, dozens of cattle and sheep were driven out together, and Bai Xun put baskets on their backs.

Qiqi was not idle, and threw everything in, including carrots, cabbage, and the pipe of the second uncle next door.

"Qiqi, except for the beams, don't let go of anyone you can take away!"

Just as he was talking, Bai Xun punched Wangcai who was tied up in the yard, knocked him out, and threw him into his backpack.

"..."

silence.

Whether it was Morax, Mandrill, or most of the audience in Teyvat outside the screen, they all looked silent.

It took a long time before a barrage passed by.

[Arataki Ito: But, there really isn’t a single beam missing, right? 】

[Kujo Sura:...]

Putting away his stunned expression, the battle was about to break out, and the mandrill flew away and fell into a black tide.

Suddenly the wind and sand rolled, fires burst out, and the sky filled with wailing!

"Morax! I want you! Bury with me!"

A roar erupted from the ground.

It was one of the many demon gods killed and suppressed by Morax during the Demon God War.

His resentment is so deep that even if he has died, he can still trigger countless evil spirits.

High in the sky, Morax stood with his hands behind his back, and the vast rock elemental force instantly flattened an area nearly a kilometer in diameter.

This scene shocked countless viewers.

[Yae Shenzi: He is worthy of being the only remaining seven gods of the first generation. Oh my god, it really makes me feel ashamed for a certain friend who stays behind closed doors. 】

[Wutao: How spectacular! They look exactly the same, but what would you order for Zhongli Keqing? Come on, make me more sexy! ! 】

[Zhongli: Hall Master, please don’t embarrass me. I can do many things, but I really can’t change Mora. 】

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The sounds of cattle and sheep came and went. Qiqi crouched in the basket on his back, curiously exposing his eyes for fear of being seen by monsters.

Bai Xun knocked out Wangcai who had just woken up, and then walked in front of the leader.

The overflow of monsters blocked the original road, and the distance back to the sect suddenly became several times longer.

However, he deliberately gave in and kept taking detours to avoid the monsters.

Three days have passed in the blink of an eye.

We'll be there in half a day, and Bai Xun feels a lot more relaxed inexplicably.

In the evening, the two stopped to rest, tied up the cattle and sheep, and then sat down on the ground.

Qiqi hugged the roasted corn and ate happily, asking from time to time: "Master, do you think the short brother won?"

"If you didn't lose, you probably won."

Bai Xun answered absentmindedly.

"Wow! That makes sense!" Qiqi hurriedly took two more big bites.

Looking up to the sky and sighing, the talisman in Bai Xun's hand shone slightly, which meant that it had been completely refined.

There is a Qiqi template sealed inside the talisman.

However, he didn't want to have the opportunity to use this talisman.

"Qiqi, don't go out after returning to the sect."

"Huh? Why?"

"Uh. How should I put it?"

Bai Xun scratched his head. At this moment, Qiqi had a high IQ and was not easy to fool.

"Oh, yes! Your senior brother Gu Hua has a terminal disease that has no cure. My master has been hiding it from you two, so you have to accompany him through the last part of his life, okay?"

"Senior brother——"

With a whimper, Qiqi's eyes turned red. She held the corn cob in her hand and cried while biting it, "Senior brother, you can't...can't leave...Ouch, it's delicious...Oooh, senior brother..."

Seeing that the trick was gone, Bai Xun breathed a sigh of relief and turned to study the herbal medicine.

The increasingly dense evil spirits in the mountains have also given rise to some special-quality glass bags.

It has extremely high medicinal value.

Qiqi also learned some pharmacological knowledge, so he stepped forward, grabbed a handful and asked, "Master, is this to save Brother Gu Hua's life?"

"Oh, no, all the herbs collected today will be used to nourish my beauty and prolong my life."

"...Woo, it seems that Senior Brother Gu Hua is hopeless."

Qiqi covered her eyes and started to mourn.