I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

"Social Terrorist" group chat records.

[Pierro: Good morning everyone, I wonder if the wind on the sea is more noisy than in the snow country? Please report your itinerary so that the Queen will not miss you. 】

[Dadalia: Thank you, Your Majesty the Queen, the wind is blowing from the south today, the entrance is soft, and there seems to be a smell of wine. It should be blown here by Mondstadt. 】

[Calm sea.JPG]

[Bai Xun: Does it smell like alcohol? Sorry, that's because I got seasick and just vomited next to you. 】

[Dadalia: Ahhh! Ugh! 】

[Pierro:... So, where are the others? @rosalyn@skaramucci】

[Rosalyn: You ask me if I’m walking? 】

【Scaramucci:? ??||???||?|? 22” ]

(Voice to text: An eight-level strong wind plus a thunderstorm as cold as that woman's, Gulu Gulu... is not enough at all, Gulu Gulu, be afraid! I will make her pay the price!!! Gulu Gulu... and that gang Pirates who don’t know whether to live or die will have to die!)

"Lightning and thunder, the deck leaked, and the waves surged into the sky.JPG"

[Pierro: Ahem, that’s all, it’s fine.

Remember, what you carry with you is the glory of Solstice. You must execute your plan, especially don’t do some weird things, and don’t disgrace Solstice Kingdom! Hope to know @baixun. 】

???

[Bai Xun: Why are you shining on me? Is it targeted? Are you jealous that I don’t have to wear a mask to cover up my appearance? 】

[Pierro: Based on your deeds in the Winter Kingdom, the Queen is also very worried about the reputation of the Fools. 】

Piero swiped his finger and uploaded a document.

[The strange behavior of the zeroth seat "Master".txt]

Upload completed!

[Investigation on the anti-human behavior of the Zeroth Executive Officer, Master, is as follows]

1. The master stole two Catherines at night, and then studied them behind closed doors for several days and nights.

2. The master often visits the trash cans in the city, and he can't put it down every time. The rats in all the streets almost establish friendship with him.

3. The host will randomly agree to a love letter in a three-day cycle (mainly those over 35 years old), and will skip the order after going on a date with the other party and eating.

4. The master secretly let go of Master Dotore's experimental material No. 476, and became a brother of the opposite sex, with the target being a green-haired woman.

5.…

……

100. The master often collects various daily necessities from young girls, including but not limited to eye masks, hairpins, perfume, and sex, and finally sells them to people in need at high prices.

[Columbia: A bit down (pinching nose to dislike it)]

[Sandogne: What have you done to my Catherine? 】

[Dotore: Are you still stealing my people? 】

[Bai Xun: Brothers and sisters, the battery on your phone is out. Let’s talk next time, let’s talk next time! (*/?＼*)】

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The sunlight on the sea is very dazzling.

Purple thunderstorms seemed to be faintly visible in the sky.

Dadalia leaned on the railing, her melancholy eyes extending into the distance.

"Hey, my friend, are you still worried about Liyue's mission? Do you want to hear my plan?"

Bai Xun came over after cleaning up the mess.

"Your plan?"

I can’t believe that the zeroth seat, who has only been responsible for eating and drinking since taking office, actually has plans?

The most common thing he does every day is to bundle up the love letters from the previous day and send them to the recycling bin, right?

"Of course!"

Bai Xun hooked his arm on Dadalia's shoulder and whispered, "To be honest, I have been familiar with various military books since I was a child, such as "Fighting from Baicao Garden to Sanwei Bookstore" and "Yu Yu". Deep!"

Dadalia: (?˙ー˙?)

"Have not heard?"

Bai Xun frowned, "I'll tell you a few words and you'll understand."

"For example, the phrase 'If you hear the Tao in the morning, you will die in the evening' comes from "Luan Yu", which means 'If I find out the way to your home in the morning, you will die in the evening!' It tells us the importance of intelligence!"

"Also 'a gentleman loves money and takes it in a wise way' which means 'As a gentleman I like your money, so it makes sense to take it away.'"

"Is that so? Hmm...it sounds interesting."

Dadalia nodded, not feeling anything wrong.

After all, the cultures of the seven countries are so different, it is normal for the other party to get a strange military book from somewhere.

Mainly it sounds quite reasonable.

"Then do you have any insights about the Heart of the Rock God?"

"In three steps!"

Bai Xun said seriously.

"Oh?"

"The first step! Find the Rock King Emperor."

"Step two! Advise him to retire immediately and not to be ignorant."

"The third step! Recover his God's Heart at a high price of five hundred molas."

"..."

Why would I expect anything from him? Dadalia wiped away bitter tears and turned around to run away.

"Hey, don't go, Master!"

Bai Xun waved his hands repeatedly, "I still have plan B. How about we tie up Yu Hengxing directly? You are responsible for the binding, and I am responsible for the torture! I have someone in Liyue who can cooperate inside and outside..."

The voice was eventually left behind by Dadalia.

Hey, why is it so difficult to be a bad guy?

My teammates were not cooperative at all.

Forget it, it all depends on people. Sooner or later, Young Master will understand that my IQ is second only to King Daci Shu!

Picking up his phone, Bai Xun found "Qiqi" from the crowded list of group members.

"Dingdong, you have received a Qiuqiu friend request."

Qiqi noticed a tremor in her arms, took out a box of coconut milk with her little hand, and took out her mobile phone from the empty coconut milk box.

"Qiqi, what's wrong with you?"

Keqing walked from the side. She had just woken up and had not yet put on her dress. She looked very lazy and playful.

"Qiqi received...a friend...application."

"Oh, really?!"

Keqing fiddled with her collar and leaned over, her eyes falling on Qiqi's cell phone.

"Applicant, Bai Xun. Isn't this the "Kamizato Ayaka's dog" from before? strangeness. "

"Qiqi doesn't know, just ask..."

"Ah."

"You have passed my friend verification and can start chatting."

[Qiqi: Excuse me, are you 'Kamizato Ayaka's dog'? 】

[Bai Xun:? ? ? ? 】

Um, has the shame been thrown to Liyue?

"Xiao Tongzi, can I change my name?"

"Sorry, brother, the name after identity verification cannot be changed directly using permissions."

"Grass!"

"It's okay, brother, there's nothing wrong with being a dog, I just like it..."

"The system has been banned by the owner."

[Bai Xun: Is Qiqi in Bubu Lu? 】

[Qiqi: Well, are you sick? 】

???

Have I taught Qiqi so badly? This is quite unqualified!

Bai Xun fell into doubt for a moment.

Ke Qing on the side looked at Qiqi's shocking chat logic and was also sweating.

[Qiqi: If you are sick, Bu Lu will sell medicine. 】

[Bai Xun: That’s what it means. I’m not sick. Well... Qiqi, let me ask you, do walls have ears? 】

partition?

Qiqi raised her head and looked at Keqing with big eyes.

[Qiqi: There is no partition wall... 】

Ah That's good.

Bai Xun breathed a sigh of relief. It had been so long and he didn't know whether the order he set still worked.

[Bai Xun: Qiqi is the cutest, come here and let me hug you. 】

Ok?

Keqing frowned in disdain, why was the other party's chat logic so weird?

Are you starting to feel numb after just a few words?

Is he a liar?

Keqing thought so, so she prepared to let Qiqi delete this person.

But when he lowered his head, he found that Qiqi was staring at the screen intently, and his whole temperament had completely changed.

Just listen to her silently reciting: "The order is correct."

"Imperative? Qiqi, you..."

"Shh!"

Qiqi stood on tiptoes and pinched Keqing's big lips with her fingers, "Speak, adults, but children, please don't interrupt."

"???"

[Qiqi: The order is correct. Do you have any instructions? 】

[Bai Xun: Well, listen up Qiqi, help me closely monitor Yu Heng Xing Keqing's every move, and not let go of any trace, even the color of her underwear. 】

Ha ha!

Bai Xun raised his head and chuckled. Such a perfect spy, even if Ye Lan smashed his eyeballs into Qi Qi's head, this would never be expected.

Who would doubt such a cute little loli?

[Qiqi: It’s black! 】

[Bai Xun:? ? ? ah? ? ? 】

Ten seconds ago.

"Ah!! Qiqi what are you doing?"

Keqing let out a shy cry and pressed the hem of her skirt tightly with both hands, but still couldn't stop Qiqi from suddenly lifting a corner and getting in.

how come? ?

Why did Qiqi's movements become so fast?

It must be that inexplicable order!

There was no time to calm down,

Qiqi had already got out with a calm face, stretched out her hand and said three words: It's black!