Marvel: Chinese Restaurant Beginning in Hell's Kitchen

Three days after the Hammer Robot incident.

"Ding Dong."

As soon as the Chinese restaurant opened for business in the evening, it welcomed its first customer—Daredevil Matt.

Matt, who was wearing a suit and ties, looked very energetic and whistled happily while walking.

"Matt, I guess you must have just won a tough lawsuit, otherwise you wouldn't be so happy."

Peter Parker went up to preach. Now he and Matt are old friends, and each knows the other's superhero identity.

"Peter, I have encountered something that makes me happier than winning a lawsuit. Do you want to know what it is?"

Daredevil blinked mysteriously, and said proudly without giving Peter Parker a chance to answer,

"I finally caught that bastard Absorbing Man."

Daredevil had fought against the Absorbing Man twice before, and each time he was beaten by the Absorbing Man and returned defeated.

For this reason, he even specifically asked the X-Men for help, but he was disappointed.

So, after Daredevil obtained the mutant suppression collar from Iron Man Tony, he began to design to capture the absorber.

Last night, Daredevil finally got his revenge, using a restraining collar to temporarily incapacitate the absorber.

No, it should be revenge.

"Matt, did you kill him?"

Li Jie interrupted and asked.

Daredevil immediately said with a straight face:

"Jack, don't say nonsense in front of Peter, it will cause misunderstanding.

I'm an excellent lawyer, what am I capable of doing such things as committing murder?

Don't worry, I just gave the guy a lesson, educated him on the law, and turned him over to the Hell's Kitchen police.

That guy caused a lot of trouble for the Hell's Kitchen police, who always wanted to catch him.

As for me, I have been a good citizen once again. "

Li Jie couldn't help but give Matt a roll of his eyes.

just you?

You are known as Marvel's darkest superhero. Can you count the number of people who have died at your hands with two hands and two feet?

"Peter, how are you doing?

I heard you've been dealing with Venom and had a fight with Doctor Octopus last night? "

Daredevil seemed to be afraid of being exposed by Li Jie, so he immediately changed the topic.

Speaking of venom, Peter Parker sighed faintly:

"That bastard has been hiding recently. If he dares to show his face in front of me again, I will arrest him!

As for Doctor Octopus, last night can only be regarded as a chance encounter. He didn't get any advantage from me and let the guy run away. "

"Peter, putting the venom aside for now, you have to be careful when dealing with Doctor Octopus.

That guy is not an ordinary person, be careful he is holding back a big move! "

Daredevil reminded.

This makes sense.

Doctor Octopus is Spider-Man's lifelong enemy. If he upgrades his equipment for Spider-Man, it will be enough for Peter Parker to drink a pot.

"Ding Dong."

The door of the Chinese restaurant was pushed open again, welcoming the second guest of the day - Deadpool.

"Hi Peter!"

As soon as Deadpool came in, he jumped directly in front of Peter Parker, opened his arms and wanted to give Peter Parker a hug, but Peter Parker nimbly avoided it.

"What are you here for?"

Peter Parker asked with a straight face, still angry that Deadpool made trouble and let Venom escape last time.

"Peter, are you still angry?

That... is for you. "

Deadpool conjured a flower from behind, and he didn't know where he picked the wild flower from.

Peter Parker frowned.

We are all grown men, what do you mean by giving me flowers?

"Why, isn't it enough?

This is for you too. "

Deadpool took out another chocolate.

Compared to random picking of wild flowers, this box of chocolates has been carefully packaged.

It can be seen that Deadpool truly loves Spider-Man, otherwise he would not take the initiative to apologize with flowers and chocolates.

only......

Peter Parker's expression was extremely awkward, and he kept asking himself, how did he find such a funny person to be his friend?

No, it seems that Deadpool has been pestering him all along.

"Wade, you better keep it for yourself.

In addition, Chinese restaurant regulations do not allow outside food to be brought in.

If you want to eat, please find a place to sit. If you don't want to eat, please go out. "

Peter Parker just hopes that Deadpool leaves here quickly, otherwise it will be too embarrassing.

Deadpool was very at ease and said with a smile:

“Of course you come to a Chinese restaurant to eat, otherwise what do you think?

You don't think I'm here to date you, do you? "

Peter Parker…

"Jack, do you mind if I leave this here for now?"

Deadpool put the flowers and chocolates on the cashier and asked immediately,

"How many more delicious dishes are there tonight?"

"There's ten more four-pieces if Matt doesn't eat."

Li Jie replied.

This is an unwritten rule. Every day, Li Jie will leave ten sets of four-piece suits at night for superheroes or others to come over.

"Who said I don't want to eat?

If I don’t eat, why would I come to a Chinese restaurant?

I’ll order a four-piece set!

Peter, collect the money. "

Daredevil was worried that he would have no food, so he hurriedly took out cash to pay.

Deadpool held his chin with his hand and muttered:

"Ten minus one equals...well, that leaves eight copies of the four-piece."

“Wayne, was your math given by your PE teacher?

Ten minus one equals nine, even kindergarten children know this. "

Peter Parker couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Deadpool pretended to be excited and shouted:

“Peter, you are amazing.

I really can’t imagine how I would live without you? "

Peter Parker…

Well, Spider-Man finally came to his senses, Deadpool just did it on purpose.

"roll!"

Peter Parker kicked him directly, but Deadpool easily dodged it.

"Jack, did you see that?

I want to complain that your employees assaulted customers. "

Deadpool immediately complained to Li Jie shamelessly.

Li Jie flicked the cigarette ashes and said:

"Wade, I suggest you order food quickly, otherwise Peter will not be the only one who wants to beat someone."

Deadpool then said:

"I want all the remaining Jiufen four-piece sets."

"You want them all?

Wade, I have to remind you that one person can only order one portion of the same food per day.

This is a Chinese restaurant rule. "

Li Jie reminded.

Deadpool smiled and said: "Jack, of course I haven't forgotten.

One of the four-piece sets was ordered by me, and the other eight were ordered by me for other people.

You should prepare here first, they will be here soon. "

"Wade, in that case, you can pay the bill first. The total is $3,500."

Peter Parker reaches out and preaches.

Deadpool stretched out his hand to touch his body in embarrassment, and said with a smile:

"Um... can you wait and pay the bill?

In fact, I just came to make a reservation first and someone would check out later.

and many more!

Peter, do you really think my math was taught by my PE teacher?

A four-piece set costs $350, and a ten-piece set of four only costs $3,500.

I only ordered nine portions, why is it still $3,500? "

Peter Parker said of course:

“Why, don’t I need tips for doing so much work?

Do you think I am here to serve you for free? "

"Tip."

Deadpool laughed dryly.

“Peter, don’t worry, you won’t miss a penny from the tip.

Well... I'd better sit down and wait. "

As soon as Deadpool sat down on the chair, Li Jie's eyebrows tightened slightly and he looked outside the Chinese restaurant.

A stealth plane landed on the rooftop of the building opposite the Chinese restaurant, and then Professor X, Wolverine, Storm, Jean, and Cyclops walked off the plane.

"Look, people are coming."

Deadpool ran out of the Chinese restaurant and waved his hands happily and shouted,

"Hi, professor, you're here.

Come on, I've already taken your order and reserved your seat! "

"Peter, did your brother join the X-Men?"

Daredevil asked casually.

"I don't know, I didn't hear him mention it."

Peter Parker shook his head and then said,

"Professor X seemed to have said before that he wanted Wade to join the X-Men, but no one could stand Wade's mouth, so the matter was shelved."

Li Jie and Daredevil nodded at the same time.

Indeed, there are few people in this world who can stand Deadpool's nagging.

"Ding Dong."

Deadpool pushed Professor X into the Chinese restaurant and said:

"Professor, do you think it's okay to sit here?"

Professor X nodded with a smile.

Cyclops asked angrily:

"Wade, haven't Magneto and the others arrived yet?"

Deadpool replied:

"I think it's almost time.

They took the initiative to ask me to make an appointment with you. I will definitely not be late. "

The X-Men that Magneto meets?

Li Jie smelled a hint of danger, and the stance in front of him felt more like a gang fight.

Did you really think about going to a Chinese restaurant to make a date?

"We are early, please sit down first."

Professor X ordered.

Everyone sat down individually, but they did not sit face to face. Instead, they sat in a row behind Professor X, facing the same direction.

Wayne stood next to Professor X, half-hunched and rubbing his hands and said:

"Professor, I ordered a nine-part set menu. The rules of Chinese restaurants are that you pay first before you can eat.

look......"

"clear."

Professor X nodded with a smile and called back,

"Qin."

Qin just stood up and took out the money when she heard Wolverine shout:

"and many more.

Professor, we just need to settle our own bills. There is no need to pay Magneto and his gang's as well, right? "

Professor X smiled and said:

“Logan, you must have a pattern in your life.

Isn’t it just the price of a meal?

Jean, let's get married with Magneto and the others. "

This pattern makes even Li Jie want to give it a thumbs up.

Wolverine sat down angrily. He also wanted to figure things out, but he had no money in his pocket.

"I'll come, I'll come."

Deadpool was afraid that Professor

"Peter, three thousand five hundred dollars, not a penny less."

Peter Parker gave Deadpool an eye roll.

It's like you're paying for it.

As soon as Qin paid the money, she saw Magneto stepping on a metal plate and falling from the sky with Mystique and Red Tank.

The effect of this appearance is even more explosive than flying a stealth plane.

Wolverine snorted coldly and muttered:

"If you don't come early, you won't come later. It's just the right time."

Deadpool had already run out, raising his hand and waving in the air, very enthusiastically:

"Here, here!"

After Magneto and the other three landed, Deadpool acted as a doorman and opened the door for the three of them.

"Peter, don't stand still and get on the water quickly.

And you Jack, hurry up and cook. "

Deadpool urged as soon as he came in.

Li Jie and Peter Parker gave Deadpool a roll of their eyes at the same time.

Why do I always feel like Deadpool is acting a little bit fake today?

In terms of Deadpool's strength, that's not a problem, right?

"Hi, Charles, I didn't expect us to meet again so soon."

After entering the Chinese restaurant, Magneto first greeted Professor X.

Professor X said with a smile:

"Max, I didn't expect you to take the initiative to ask me out.

To be honest, I have been looking for a chance to have a good talk with you for so many years. "

After a slight pause, his eyes fell on Mystique.

“And you Raven.

We are not young anymore. If possible, I hope that everyone can return to the previous relationship. "

“Going back to the previous relationship?

Charles, you seem to be a fool.

Do you think this is possible? "

Magneto sneered and led the team to sit down opposite Professor X.

Mystique and Red Tank sat on the left and right behind Magneto, with Deadpool sitting between them.

Li Jie, Peter Parker, Matt...

Before, everyone thought that Deadpool had joined the X-Men, but now it is discovered that Deadpool is from Magneto's camp.

It makes people murmur in their hearts.

How much benefit did Magneto give Deadpool?

Also, you are on Magneto's side, and you want the X-Men to settle the bill.

I really don’t have any shame at all.

Matt was also very gossipy about the black and white mutants gathering together in a Chinese restaurant, so he found a corner to sit down where he wouldn't get in the way of everyone.

Enjoy delicious food while waiting to watch a show.

Li Jie was very fast, and the first delicacy, golden fried rice, was quickly served on the table.

Deadpool said with a smile:

"Since what we are going to discuss today is about the future of mutants, I think we should eat first.

Only when we have eaten and drank enough can we have the energy to talk, right? "

"What do you think, Charles?"

Magneto asked.

Professor X replied: "I think we should chat while eating to save time."

Magneto nodded and responded, "Yeah, that's what I mean too."

With that said, the two bosses took their spoons and started eating.

The style of painting has changed a bit.

At first the atmosphere was depressing, as if a war would break out at any moment, but now they suddenly started to eat.

After taking two bites, Magneto said:

"The absorber disappeared last night, did you know?"

When Matt heard about absorbing people, his heart skipped a beat.

Did he eat it on his own head?

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Daredevil pretended to be an ordinary diner and lowered his head to eat.

"Max, do you think we captured the absorber?"

Professor X asked.

Magneto put another mouthful of golden fried rice into his mouth:

"No, we found the surveillance at the scene and the other party used a mutant suppression collar.

I know you X-Men wouldn't be so mean! "

"Mutant suppression collar?"

Professor X frowned slightly and said with a serious face,

"I thought that stuff had all been destroyed."

“But it did appear again.

Stupid humans are declaring war on us by using mutant suppression collars again! "

Magneto shouted, pumping his fist.