"Wade, don't you think you are too ostentatious like this?"

Peter Parker approached Deadpool and preached, and nervously looked back outside the Chinese restaurant.

"What, are you afraid that others will mistake me for Spider-Man?

Come on.

Peter, you don't have to worry about this stuff, Spider-Man actually copied it from me.

How about it, handsome. "

As he spoke, Deadpool stood on tiptoes and did a 720-degree spin, looking very coquettish.

"Snapped."

Peter Parker raised his hand and slapped himself on the forehead, complaining in his heart:

“What, I copied you?

Wade, although you are older than me and I was transformed before I was bitten by the spider, I have been famous for longer than you.

Who copied whom? "

To be honest, Deadpool's clothes are really similar to Spider-Man's. No wonder people say that the two are copying each other.

"Snapped."

Deadpool tugged on his elastic clothes and said with a smile:

"Peter, take a step back and say, man, this is work clothes, you can't let me run around naked, can you?"

"Wade, you idiot, I'm convinced of you.

Come and take a seat! "

Peter Parker was speechless. No one could take advantage of Deadpool, so he specially arranged a corner position for Deadpool and Deathstroke to prevent them from being too conspicuous.

"What to eat?"

“Of course, everything in the Chinese restaurant is served.

Peter, you have money, you don't need to worry about money. "

Deadpool crossed his legs and said, looking like a nouveau riche.

In fact, in most cases, Deadpool is poorer than Spider-Man, but Deadpool has more ways to make money than Spider-Man.

“Okay, then I’ll give you two sets of four pieces.

You have to settle the bill first. This is the rule of the Chinese restaurant. "

Peter Parker preaches.

"Okay, since it's the rules of a Chinese restaurant, then...

Wait, where is my wallet? "

Deadpool suddenly yelled, stretched out his hands and groped around on his body, and babbled,

“Oh my god, I lost my wallet!

Who dares to steal my wallet?

Don't let me catch him, otherwise I will have to chop off his hands.

Peter, why are you looking at me like that?

Oh my God, you don’t think I’m acting, do you?

I can vouch for Wade's personality, my wallet is really lost! "

"Wade, did you bring your wallet when you went out this morning?"

Peter Parker exposes Deadpool's lies in public.

"what?

Peter, you reminded me that I changed my clothes when I went out this morning and may have left my wallet at home.

But don't worry, I, Wade, will never default on the bill when we go out to eat. "

Deadpool said as his eyes fell on Deathstroke.

"Don't look at me, I have children to raise, I live on a monthly basis, and I never carry a wallet when I go out.

Besides, didn’t you say you wanted to treat me to dinner? "

Deathstroke gave Deadpool an eye roll.

"cough.

Yes, I'll treat you to dinner. "

Deadpool coughed dryly and turned his gaze to Peter Parker.

"Peter, you are a good person, you will never just watch..."

"enough.

Wade, don't do this to me. You lent me money last time to buy cigarettes and you haven't paid me back yet. Don't let me lend you another penny. "

Peter Parker immediately interrupted Deadpool and spoke.

"Peter, don't do this.

I swear, if I don't pay you back this time, how about you chop off my head with this knife and play it as a ball? "

Deadpool said, taking a knife from his back and placing it on the dining table.

Cough, cough.

Deathstroke, who was sitting opposite, coughed twice, thinking that the bastard Deadpool was going to start deceiving the children again.

What if we really cut off his head and use it as a ball?

This guy can't die anyway.

"Wade, this is the last time.

If you don't pay me back, then I will break up with you! "

Peter Parker said angrily.

"Peter, I love you so much.

Don't worry, I'll pay you back the money I owe you when I find my wallet when I get home.

Now, please dine with us. "

Deadpool didn't forget to blow a kiss to Peter Parker after he finished speaking.

"Wait, then."

Peter Parker turned away a little angrily, thinking that he would be unlucky for eight lifetimes to have a friend like Deadpool.

Another seven hundred dollars to lose.

Peter Parker took out his credit card to pay Deadpool.

Deathstroke leaned down and whispered: "Wade, are you in love with that kid?"

"who?

Peter?

Slade, don't say this nonsense, Peter is still a child.

But if he needs me to warm the bed, I don't mind. "

Deadpool crossed his legs and smiled.

Deathstroke rolled his eyes and reminded: "Wade, that woman has been staring at you."

Deadpool looked back at Black Widow, whistled and said:

"Hi Natasha, how are you doing?"

Black Widow glared at Deadpool and turned her head away.

"She doesn't seem to like you."

Deathstroke Sermon.

Deadpool chuckled, leaned forward and said:

"Slade, if I said that woman was my ex-wife, would you believe it?"

"she?

you? "

Deathstroke's eyes turned back and forth between Deadpool and Black Widow, and he shook his head and said,

"Do not believe."

Deadpool shrugged and said, "Honestly, I don't believe it either.

But she is indeed my wife in some parallel universe.

Oh, ex-wife.

I still remember that we were so in love with each other, but... love always ends when it is said to be gone.

Maybe it's because of this incident that she holds a grudge against me. "

"Wade, shut up. I'm not a child. I won't believe your nonsense."

Deathstroke cursed.

“Okay, let’s change the subject.

Slade, I heard you gave birth to another daughter? "

Deadpool asked a little jealously.

Deathstroke replied: "Yes, I named her Rose Wilson."

"Rose?

Well, that's a good name.

But, Slade, I'm your biological brother. Why didn't you tell me that you gave birth to a daughter? "

Deadpool frowned and asked,

"Why, are you still afraid that I will hurt them?"

"yes.

Wade, I hope they never have to deal with you if possible. "

Deathstroke replied.

Deadpool covered his face with his hands and said, "Slade, it's so hurtful for you to say such things.

Hi, I'm your brother. "

"Wade, how many times do you want to repeat this?"

Deathstroke also frowned.

“Slade, no matter how many times you repeat this, it can’t change the relationship between you and me.

We are brothers, but you don't let me see my nephew and niece.

Mom would be heartbroken if she knew.

I swear, she's going to be upset. "

Deadpool shouted with an exaggerated expression.

"enough.

Wade, now I really regret agreeing to come to dinner together.

If you dare to nag me one more word, I swear I will get up and leave this hellish place. "

Deathstroke yelled angrily, talking to Deadpool always made him feel like he was driving him crazy.

If anyone becomes Deadpool's enemy, this guy doesn't need to use force at all, he can just talk you to death.

"Your golden fried rice."

Peter Parker came over with a dinner plate, put down the food and left after seeing the appearance of Deadpool and Deathstroke.

Only a fool would swim in this muddy water.

"Mmm, it smells so good."

Deadpool's attention was temporarily attracted by the food,

“Slade, look at the presentation, it’s definitely the most beautiful egg fried rice I’ve ever seen.

And the aroma of the rice...just the smell of it is worth every penny.

see it?

It seemed to be glowing.

Work of art, this is simply a work of art. "

After a slight pause, Deadpool moved his chair to Deathstroke's side, hugged Deathstroke's neck and preached,

"Slade, I just thought about it.

We are brothers, and we need to get together more to increase our feelings for each other.

Come on, let’s take a group photo first, then you can post it on social software and tell Rose that I am her uncle.

I swear, Ross will fall in love with my uncle, because I am Deadpool. "

"Crack."

Deathstroke patiently took a photo with Deadpool, and then put a spoonful of golden fried rice into his mouth.

The lungs that were about to explode just became soothed by this spoonful of golden fried rice.

The world is delicious!

back kitchen.

Li Jie's system panel showed that he had been recognized by the death knell.

"Congratulations to the host for being recognized by Deathstroke and successfully unlocking 10% of Deathstroke's brain development."

Li Jie's eyes lit up slightly.

Among Deathstroke's many abilities, the most powerful is not his self-healing ability and various assassination abilities, but his brain development.

It is said that Deathstroke's brain development has reached 90%, making him a complete superhuman.

"Wade, I mind if you try the golden fried rice, it will shut you up."

Deadpool waved his hands and said:

"This is impossible, no matter how delicious the food is, it won't make me shut my mouth..."

Deadpool's voice suddenly stopped.

at the same time.

"Congratulations to the host for being recognized by Deadpool and successfully unlocking 10% of Deadpool's self-healing ability."

Not bad.

Li Jie shook his fist excitedly, feeling that he needed a can of beer to celebrate.

“Peter, do you still have the beer you bought last night?

If not, go to the convenience store opposite to buy some. "

Li Jie called Peter Parker over and gave instructions.

Peter Parker was startled for a moment:

"Boss, we have just opened for business now. Are you sure you want to drink at this time?"

"Why is there so much nonsense?

Go as quickly as you can.

Bring these two portions of soup. "

Li Jie scolded lightly.

"Oh fine."

Peter Parker brought out the regular soup.

Deadpool immediately picked up the bowl and drank the soup, then closed his eyes and enjoyed the delicious food.

Peter Parker muttered in his heart:

"It seems that only the food in the Chinese restaurant can make Wade shut his mouth."

After Deadpool and Deathstroke finished their meal, the Chinese restaurant officially started to serve people.

Everyone who enters the Chinese restaurant will cast curious eyes on Deadpool and Deathstroke.

There's no way they can avoid attracting people's attention in their outfits.

Deadpool grabbed Peter Parker who was busy and said with a smile:

"Peter, thank you for lunch.

As a thank you, I know you have encountered some troubles recently, and I can help solve your troubles. "

“Wait, what do you mean my lunch?

Wade, are you trying to default on your debt? "

Peter Parker said warily.

Deadpool patted Peter Parker on the shoulder and said seriously:

"Peter, don't worry about these details.

Where did we just talk?

Oh, yes, the Green Goblin.

How about I help you deal with that bastard?

I usually charge a lot, but this time it’s free. Is it worth the price of a meal? "

Peter Parker has determined that Deadpool is determined to renege on his debt.

If this wasn't a Chinese restaurant and there were so many customers, Peter Parker swore that he would smash his fist into the little bitch Deadpool's face.

But now there was something else that worried him.

"Wade, come with me."

Peter Parker pulled Deadpool out of the Chinese restaurant, pressed him against the wall and preached,

“You are not allowed to meddle in my affairs without my permission.

Especially Harry, you are not allowed to touch him, do you understand? "

“Is the Green Goblin Harry Boy?

I've long seen that that guy is not a good person.

Like you have a son, Norman Osborn is the Green Goblin, Harry is the little..."

Before Deadpool could finish speaking, Peter Parker had his mouth glued shut with spider silk.

Peter Parker knew that he had exposed his mouth just now, so he could only threaten:

"Wade, Harry is my friend, you can't touch him, remember?"

Deadpool, unable to speak, could only nodded.

"Wade, I swear, if you dare to touch Harry behind my back, then I will really chop off your head."

Peter Parker threatened.

Deadpool tilted his head and thought for a moment, as if cutting off his own head would be nothing, so he shrugged indifferently.

Peter Parker was not at ease and pulled off the cobwebs from Deadpool's mouth:

"Wade, you swear you won't touch Harry."

"Peter, I swear, or you'll chop my head off.

Besides, the store is so busy, is it okay for you to stay outside with me all the time? "

Deadpool smiled with a dirty look on his face.

Poisonous oaths were nothing to him, oaths were meant to be broken.

Isn't it just cutting off the head?

What a big deal.

"damn it."

Peter Parker hurried into the Chinese restaurant and began his role as a waiter.

Deathstroke walked out of the Chinese restaurant and lit a cigarette:

"Wade, thank you for lunch.

I still have work to do, so I’ll see you again when I have the chance. "

“Slade, if you have time, invite our families to have dinner together.

My treat. "

Deadpool preached.

Deathstroke pretended not to hear, quickened his pace and walked forward, muttering in his heart:

“Wade, if it weren’t for the delicious food in the Chinese restaurant, I wouldn’t eat with you.

I won't sit there and listen to you nagging! "

Deadpool did not chase the death knell, but walked towards the corner and knocked on the door of the roadside phone booth:

"Hi, Logan."

Wolverine, wearing a hat, sunglasses, windbreaker, and a cigar in his mouth, was startled for a moment:

"Wade, how did you recognize me?"

"You're not the only one with a sharp nose."

Deadpool first teased and then preached,

"Why, I heard that you have been in a little trouble recently.

It just so happens that I have a schedule recently, so I can help you deal with the saber-toothed tiger and give you a discount. "

Wolverine heard that Deadpool wanted to make money from himself, and immediately said:

“Damn bastard.

Wade, I haven't had lunch yet. Do you think I have the money to hire you?

Also, the saber-toothed tiger is mine.

If you dare to touch him, I swear I will twist your head off! "

Deadpool reached out and touched his neck.

Why does everyone seem to want my head?

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