Marvel: Chinese Restaurant Beginning in Hell's Kitchen

"I haven't finished my meal yet."

"Me too."

"Me too."

Once the topic of the Infinity Gauntlet and Infinity Gems came up, no one wanted to pay attention to Thanos anymore. Phoenix, Doctor Strange, and old Thor turned around and went back to their seats to continue eating.

Thanos was left out in the cold again, because he had neither the Infinity Gauntlet nor the Infinity Stones on him.

It's of no value at all.

Thanos' self-confidence was hit hard. He clenched his fists and secretly swore in his heart that he must defend the reputation of Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet.

Just wait, when I get back the hairless glove and the six infinity stones, I’ll let you know how powerful I am.

Just when Thanos was about to follow into the restaurant, a Ferrari drove up to the door and stopped.

Sitting in the convertible was Deadpool Wade, who had been taken away by Professor X not long ago.

After a simple telepathic investigation, Professor X did not get any clues from Deadpool, but this was a woman who quietly broke through the X-Men's base defense and appeared in front of everyone.

Professor X wanted to use his telepathic ability to find out his own identity, but he almost got killed by himself.

The opponent's strength was too powerful, even Franklin was afraid of it.

In the end, it was Deadpool who averted an impending tragedy and told everyone the other party's true identity.

One of the five gods of creation, Death.

Upon learning that the other party was one of the five gods of creation, Professor X and others dared not keep Deadpool in the base, and immediately sent Deadpool and Death away like the gods of plague.

And he met Deadpool's requirements and provided him with a limited edition sports car and a tailor-made suit.

Putting aside Deadpool's face that looks like the skin of the moon, the custom-made suit makes him look very handsome and very star-like.

"Death, you came at the perfect time.

I tell you, the food in this restaurant is absolutely the best in the universe, you will fall in love with it once you try it."

After Deadpool parked the car, he kissed Death first, then jumped out of the car, walked around to the other end and opened the door for Death like a gentleman.

Thanos was so jealous when he saw this scene that he ran over and pushed Deadpool aside with his body, then smiled and said,

"Lord Death, I never expected to meet you here.

You are still the same as before, as beautiful and pretty as always.

No, these two words are not enough to describe you. You are the goddess in my heart forever. "

In just a few words, Thanos showed his dog-licking temperament to the fullest.

"Thanos, you are here too."

The death was a bit unexpected, but his reaction after seeing Thanos again was very calm.

"Lord Death, I think this is fate, there is something wonderful between you and me.

Please give me a chance, and I will treat you to the most delicious food in the world."

Thanos bent over and stretched out his hand, looking more gentlemanly than Deadpool.

Deadpool, who was pushed aside, immediately waved his fist in protest: "Thanos, you bastard, I invited death first, you have to follow a first come first served rule, right?"

Thanos turned around and gave a murderous look, saying coldly:

"Wade, are you sure you want to do this?

What I mean is that life is beautiful and you should cherish the present moment.”

“The world is beautiful, but I prefer to be with death.

I would give everything I have for death.

Thanos, stop talking nonsense and fight!"

Deadpool opened the trunk and took out his double swords and pistol, then asked Thanos,

"Which one are you going to use?"

"duel?

Oh, no. Wade, you are really too childish. I will not waste my time playing such boring games with you. "

Thanos waved his hand, looking down on Deadpool.

Death thought Deadpool was cute like this, so he held out his hand and said:

“Wade, since the adults have met, let’s have a meal together.”

Deadpool quickly stepped over, took Death's hand and said:

"certainly.

Death, if you please, but I reserve the right to duel with that bastard."

"Whatever you want, as long as you're happy."

Death said this before giving Deadpool a kiss, which made Deadpool happy.

"Death, what are you waiting for? Let's go in and eat."

Deadpool grabbed Death's hand and ran to the restaurant.

Thanos is standing alone in the wind, and I am being left alone here again?

Thanos raised his hands in the air as if he wanted to twist Deadpool's head off, but he had no hatred towards Death at all.

Death stopped at the door and turned back to ask:

"Thanos, aren't you coming with us?"

"Oh, here it comes!"

Thanos ran over happily with a smile on his face, once again revealing his dog-licking nature.

Entering the restaurant, Thanos personally pulled out a chair for Death, and then sat down on the chair pulled by Deadpool.

"Someone, bring all the delicious food here!"

Thanos roared with great dominance.

Feifanlong came over and said, "I'm sorry, because you and this gentleman have just had your meal, so you can only order one."

"Shit, do you know who I am?

Just do it if I tell you to, stop talking nonsense!"

Thanos roared.

"Thanos, since this is the rule of their store, don't force it.

Anyone who comes here needs to abide by this rule.”

Doctor Strange spoke.

"Who do you think you are? How dare you tell me..."

Thanos was halfway through his words when he suddenly saw Doctor Strange showing the Infinity Stones, so he had to hold back the rest of his words.

Deadpool said, "Death, I did just have a meal here, it was the most delicious food in the world, otherwise I wouldn't have invited you to eat here.

I'm not hungry anyway, so I'll order one.

do you know?

Even watching you eat is my greatest enjoyment."

vomit.

Thanos made a vomiting expression and took the opportunity to say, "Then have one."

Feifanlong asked: "Who will pay the bill?"

Deadpool and Thanos then remembered that the restaurant accepted payment with contribution points, which they did not have.

It's embarrassing to invite someone to dinner but have no money.

Thanos suddenly remembered Nebula and Gamora, and turned around and called out, "Hey, what are you waiting for?"

Fortunately, Xingyun still had contribution points on him, so he ran over to pay and avoided an embarrassment.

the other side.

Phoenix Girl frowned and said, "Just now Wade asked that woman to die. Could she be..."

Elderly Thor nodded and said, “You guessed correctly, she is Death, one of the five gods of creation.

Just look at Thanos's licking dog look and you will know it is correct."

Phoenix and Doctor Strange took a deep breath, they had all heard of the names of the five gods of creation, but with their current strength, they were no match for them.

He had just sent away the Star-devouring apostle, but unexpectedly, another of the five great gods of creation appeared before him in the blink of an eye.

Didn't you read the almanac when you went out?

Old Thor saw what Phoenix and Doctor Strange were thinking, and took the opportunity to speak:

"I advise you not to think too much. Unless you can collect all six Infinity Stones, you two won't have any chance against her."

He paused for a moment before speaking to Doctor Strange,

"Stephen, you used to be a member of the Avengers, you should know..."

Phoenix interrupted the old Thor and said, "Thor, you also said that was in the past.

Please look carefully, the Stephen sitting in front of you is Dark Doctor Strange.

Not only does he fully control the power of the Dark Book, but he has also personally turned this world into doomsday. Do you think he will cooperate with you?"

Doctor Strange sneered and said, "Phoenix, you don't need to remind me of what I did.

Don't worry, just like I said I wouldn't give you the Infinity Stones, I won't give them to him either."

"That's good." The Phoenix Girl smiled with satisfaction.

Old Saul did not give up and said: "Stephen, everyone makes mistakes in their life, and you are no exception.

As long as you turn back in time, you will still be a hero in our hearts."

While the three were discussing the Infinity Stones, Thanos was not idle either. He took the opportunity to complain to Death.

"Lord Death, I wonder if you saw the gloves that woman was wearing and the gems on them?"

"Thanos, just be direct with what you want to say. There's no need to beat around the bush."

Death preaching.

Thanos licked his lips and said nervously:

“Those originally belonged to me.

You know, I have been searching the universe for the Infinity Stones in order to destroy at least half of all living things in the universe and sacrifice their souls to you.

But......

When I finally collected the six Infinity Stones and was about to snap my fingers, they snatched them away."

Deadpool couldn’t stand it any longer: “Thanos, I remember you had countless opportunities to snap your fingers before they showed up, but you didn’t do it.

Also, what do you mean by saying these things at this time? You don't want Death to help you get back the Infinity Gauntlet and Infinity Stones, do you?

Hey, you are such a shameless eater."

Thanos looked grim, a little regretful for what he had just said, gritted his teeth and said:

"Shut up Wade, I'm doing this for Lord Death's own good."

"Oh, so you want to die.

So let me guess what you're going to say next, is that the Infinity Stones and the Infinity Gauntlet in their hands are a threat to death, right?"

Deadpool preached.

Thanos snorted coldly and said: "Wade, you idiot, you don't know the power of the Infinity Stones, you..."

"Wait a moment."

Deadpool said as he stood up and walked over.

"Hi, Jean, Steven, Saul, old friends, I missed you so much."

When the three saw Deadpool coming over, they just interrupted their previous conversation. They frowned and accepted Deadpool's hug somewhat forcedly.

“Friends, let me introduce to you, the super beautiful lady sitting over there is my girlfriend Death.

That’s right, she is the Death known to the Five Gods of Creation.

Just now, that idiot named Thanos said that you would use the Infinity Stones to hurt my girlfriend.

Brothers, I need you to give me a clear answer, will you do that? "

The three of them looked at each other. If they didn't know Deadpool well enough, they would really think that this idiot came to cause trouble on purpose.

When Deadpool introduced Death, Death cooperated very well and waved his hand with a smile on his face.

Thor and the other two swallowed nervously, and after hearing the last sentence, they hurriedly shook their heads.

After all, no one has six Infinity Stones now, so it would be very easy for Death to kill them if he wanted to.

"Thank you guys, I love you guys."

Deadpool hugged the three people one by one and punched his chest with his fist, saying that they were good brothers for life, and then returned to Death.

"You see, honey, they said they wouldn't do anything to hurt you."

Thanos was also speechless by Deadpool's actions, and finally couldn't help but curse:

"Wade, are you an idiot?

I just thought you were an idiot before, but I didn't expect you to actually do such an idiotic thing.

How can you run over and ask them?

If you ask them, they certainly won't admit that they want to hurt Lord Death.

Even if they don't intend to harm Lord Death now, they will definitely do so when they collect all six Infinity Stones, I promise!"

"Thanos, you are the idiot.

After all, you don't want Death to taste the delicacies here, you want to find something for her to do, so that she can help you fight.

Idiot, do you think death can't see through your plot?"

Deadpool cursed.

Thanos' mouth twitched, and he hurriedly preached to Death:

"Lord Death, I swear to you, that's not what I meant."

"Your steamed buns and pickles."

Feifanlong then put the steamed buns and pickles on the table.

“Steamed buns and pickled vegetables are my favorite.

Honey, come, have a piece of steamed bun first."

Deadpool broke off a piece of steamed bun and put it into Death's mouth, then asked with a smile,

"Honey, how are you?"

"Well, Wade, you are right. This steamed bun is really delicious."

Death praised.

"Honey, try some more pickles."

Deadpool picked up another small pickle and put it into Death's mouth.

Death said happily: "This pickled vegetable and the steamed bun have two completely different flavors, but they are both really delicious."

Deadpool also said happily: "Honey, I have an ultimate way to eat it.

That is to put the pickled vegetables in the steamed buns and eat them together.

Come, have a taste."

Deadpool broke the steamed bun, put a small pickle in it, and then put it into Death's mouth.

Death said excitedly, "My dear, you are a genius. It really tastes better when you put them together.

I never thought that these seemingly insignificant foods could be so delicious.

It was just a little too dry.”

"Yangchun noodles are here."

Feifanlong cooperated very well and brought the plain noodles over.

Deadpool immediately scooped a spoonful of soup into Death's mouth:

"Is it delicious, dear?"

"Well, it's delicious."

Death nodded in response.

Deadpool picked the noodles out of the bowl and said:

“If the noodles are soaked in the soup for too long, the taste will be affected, so I came up with a new way to eat it, which is to separate it from the soup first.

Come, have another bite of noodles."

"Honey, I told you you're a genius. You're really amazing."

Death praised.

The corners of Thanos' mouth twitched, confirming that he was a big light bulb.