Marvel: Chinese Restaurant Beginning in Hell's Kitchen
Chapter 293 Little Spider is Drunk
Peter Parker is a kind-hearted young man with a sense of justice. When he saw Magneto in danger, he rushed out without even thinking, and his speed was even faster than that of Mysterio.
Mysterio immediately created a portal and reached out to snatch Magneto from the Sentinel robot.
However, there is one person who is faster than Peter Parker and Mysterio, and that is Thor.
Thor started drinking in the afternoon, and only remembered that he hadn't eaten until now, so he ran to Li Jie's place for a midnight snack. As a result, he happened to see the Sentinel robots attacking Magneto.
Thor, who was already drunk, didn't even see clearly that the person in the Sentinel's hand was Magneto, and directly threw the Thor's hammer in his hand away.
"Snapped."
Thor's hammer directly smashed the Sentinel robot's head and sent it flying.
Magneto took the opportunity to use his magnetic field ability to break free from the control of the Sentinel robot.
Thor, the god of thunder, caught the hammer that flew back to him, raised it high above his head and shouted:
"I am Thor, the prince of Asgard...ah."
Before Thor finished his performance, a sentinel robot flew over and knocked Thor away with a punch.
That's it?
The sentry robot cast a look of contempt at Thor.
However, because Thor is not a mutant but a god, the Sentinel robots did not further attack Thor.
"Hey, that's my hammer!"
Thor suddenly found that Mjolnir had slipped out of his hand and was grabbed by the Sentinel robot that had just hit him, and a nameless anger rose up in his heart.
This is more insulting than the punch that just sent Thor flying.
The reason why the Sentinel robot can "pick up" Thor's hammer is because it uses its magnetic field capabilities.
It was like taking advantage of a loophole and finding a flaw in Thor's hammer, but it did not gain true recognition from Thor's hammer.
"Asshole, I said that was my hammer!"
Thor went berserk on the spot, electricity bursting from his body, his eyeballs turned white in an instant, and he completely lost his mind.
At the same time, the wind and clouds above were changing rapidly, and countless lightning bolts struck from the sky.
Li Jie...this guy actually passively activated the power of thunder without even thinking about dad mode.
In this situation, a thunder force will inevitably destroy everything nearby.
Li Jie hurriedly took action to divert the power of thunder and directed all the power to the sentinel robot.
"Rumble..."
With a burst of thunder, the sentinel robot was destroyed on the spot.
"Snapped."
Thor, the god of thunder, caught the hammer that flew back to him and held it in his arms, rubbing it affectionately:
"Don't be afraid, Daddy is here."
The previous attack actually destroyed all the Sentinel robots, which scared Magneto and others.
As expected, they are the gods from Asgard, so awesome.
After witnessing this scene, Professor X became more determined to cooperate with the Avengers.
If Thor hadn't been here today, the three of them would not have been able to leave here intact.
When Magneto came to his senses, he found that Apocalypse was gone, so he asked Professor X, "Where's your sister?"
Professor X shook his head. His attention was completely attracted by Thor's thunder power just now, and he didn't notice when his sister ran away.
However, the emergence of Sentinel robots has indeed become a major threat to mutants.
"Thank you for your help today, Thor."
Professor X came to Thor and said gratefully.
"Hey, Baldy, I remember you, your name is...what's X?"
Thor couldn't remember Professor X's name for a moment.
Black Widow walked over and said, "Thor, this is Professor Charles, the leader of the X-Men."
"Yes, Professor X, I heard Wanda mention you."
Thor finally remembered.
"Hi, Wanda is my daughter."
Magneto is getting jealous again.
"you?"
Thor looked at Magneto carefully, shook his head and said,
"do not know."
Magneto's eyes widened...Has my daughter never mentioned me?
What a failure as a dad.
"Mysterious Guest, can you take me away first?"
Magneto turned and preached to Mysterio, he really didn't want to stay here for a second.
"Max, Thor saved you, shouldn't you express your gratitude?"
Professor X lectured.
Magneto turned into a big mouth and snorted disdainfully: "He saved me?
Charles, you must be mistaken, I could have done it myself.
who am I?
I'm Magneto's, the robot nemesis that piles up out of junk metal.
If this guy hadn't been in my way, I would have knocked those robots down long ago."
Professor X knew his old brother too well and knew that it was impossible to get Magneto to say a word of gratitude to Thor today.
"Thor, you haven't eaten yet?"
Professor X suddenly asked.
"Have a meal?
Yes, I came here to eat.”
Thor suddenly remembered.
"Then I'll treat you to a meal.
Max, pay up."
Professor X turned around and ordered.
“Why should I pay?”
Magneto snorted, but still took out his wallet obediently.
"Smith, give me a serving of carp noodles first.
Give me another roast goose, a serving of mouth-watering chicken, and a portion of rice noodles.
Any wine?"
As soon as Thor came in, he yelled at Li Jie.
Professor X and his companions, who had already finished their meal, accompanied Thor for another meal, taking the opportunity to build some relationships and further confirm the cooperation plan between the X-Men and the Avengers.
After everyone left, Li Jie asked Peter Parker to clean the restaurant and close it, and then he went to the second floor.
Kelly!
What about people?
Li Jie came to the second floor and found that Kelly had left at some point, so he used magic to replay the space.
It turned out that Kelly found the dark magic book left to her by Li Jie, and she began to learn the dark magic in it eagerly.
Under the guidance of the Dark Book, Kelly used the teleportation method to return to the dark world and began to hide in the dark world to absorb the dark power.
Well, it seems that Kelly won’t be coming back in the short term.
Li Jie could only find ways to entertain himself to pass the long night.
When Li Jie woke up in the morning, he found that his system had a new update - beer (unlimited refills).
Li Jie's eyes lit up slightly when he discovered that there was finally alcohol in the restaurant.
Compared to liquor, beer is more easily accepted by both men and women, and it comes with unlimited refills.
Speaking of unlimited refills of beer, Li Jie suddenly remembered that Thor was knocked down by the unlimited refills of beer given by Doctor Strange.
"Squeak."
Peter Parker walked into the restaurant with a piece of bread and fresh milk. When he saw Li Jie sitting there drinking beer alone, his eyelids rolled up:
"Boss, where's Kelly?"
"Going back to my parents' house."
Li Jie replied.
Peter Parker was stunned for a moment and said, "Boss, did you have a fight with Clea?"
"Why, are you sitting here drinking alone just because you're in a bad mood?
Who says you can’t drink when you’re in a good mood? "
Li Jie choked Peter Parker back.
“Boss, that’s not what I meant, I meant… forget it.
I brought you breakfast, bread and milk."
Peter Parker raised his hands in surrender and took out the bread and milk and placed them on the table.
"Peter, how old are you and still drinking milk?
Men naturally drink.
Here, this is the new beer in the store, try it."
Li Jie brought Peter Parker a new beer.
"Boss, has the store started selling alcohol?
I mean, there's nothing new today?"
Peter Parker frowned and said that he preferred milk to beer.
“Peter, beer is our new dish of the day.
Don't be silly, drink like a man.
As long as you finish this cup, whatever you want to eat today will be mine."
Li Jie pushed the beer in front of Peter Parker.
Peter Parker frowned. He really didn't want to drink, but when he thought of the delicious food in the restaurant, he made up his mind.
It’s just a glass of beer, how can it stump me, Spider-Man?
"Boss, you said this."
Peter Parker seemed to be afraid that Li Jie would go back on his word, so he picked up the beer glass and started drinking.
He drank all the beer in the glass in one breath.
"Snapped."
Peter Parker licked the beer foam from the corner of his mouth:
"Boss, this wine tastes really good, mellow, refreshing and delicious... Wait a minute."
Peter Parker stared at a full glass of beer, his mind a little blank.
what's the situation?
I clearly drank it all just now, how come there is not a drop left?
“Peter, do you keep fish?
Drink it quickly, and after you finish drinking, whatever you want to eat today is mine. If you don’t finish drinking, I won’t provide food for you.”
Li Jie urged.
Didn't I finish my drink?
Peter Parker became unconfident and after a moment's hesitation, he picked up the cup and gulped it all down.
"Boss, I've finished drinking this time!"
Peter Parker wiped his mouth and said.
"Peter, are you still sleepy? You call this drinking?"
Li Jie said, pointing to a full glass of beer.
Peter Parker…
“But I just finished drinking.”
"Then how do you explain the beer in the glass?"
Li Jie asked.
Explain? There is no way to explain it.
Peter Parker also didn't believe it, so he picked up the glass and drank it in one gulp. As a result, before he put the glass down, he found that it was full of beer.
So Peter Parker picked up his glass and started drinking again.
Li Jie wanted to laugh when he saw this.
After all, they are young people and don’t know how dangerous society is.
Well, Li Jie soon regretted playing this joke on Peter Parker.
This guy has a bad drinking habit.
Maybe it's because Peter Parker is usually too honest and simple, and he has been suppressed for too long, so after drinking, he began to let himself go and act crazy.
"Boss, what do you think of this?"
It would have been fine if Peter Parker was jumping up and down at the beginning, but now he actually jumped onto the dining table and started stripping.
The scene was so shocking that it was hard to look at.
In addition to being unable to stop moving, Peter Parker, who usually doesn't talk much, has become a chatterbox.
Seeing the drunk Peter Parker, Li Jie suddenly thought of Deadpool.
No wonder this guy can become Deadpool’s soul mate. The Peter Parker in front of us is simply a replica of Deadpool.
"Squeak."
Tony Stark, who had stayed up all night last night, pushed the door open and walked in. He was stunned when he saw Peter Parker dancing on the dining table.
"Hi, Mr. Tony, good morning."
"Mr. Tony, what do you think of this dance?"
"Tony, has anyone ever told you that your mustache is sexy?"
"Tony, come on, let's play together."
......
Tony Stark wondered if there was something wrong with the way he opened the door. The scene before him really destroyed his worldview.
"Smith, what happened to Peter?"
Tony Stark walked up to Li Jie and asked, suspecting that Peter Parker had taken the wrong medicine.
Li Jie smiled bitterly and said, "Don't worry, he just drank too much."
I drank too much.
Oh, that's okay.
Tony Stark thought about the crazier things he had done when he was drunk.
In fact, every time Tony Stark gets drunk, he doesn't remember what he did.
I only see what ridiculous things I have done in the gossip news the next day.
"Wait a moment.
Smith, are they starting to sell alcohol in the restaurant? "
Tony Stark asked.
“All hits!
Tony, you are so smart.
The restaurant started selling beer today. The beer is very delicious, just like nectar. It makes people feel euphoric after drinking it.
Don't pay nine hundred and ninety-nine. Just pay one hundred coins and you can drink the most delicious beer in the world."
Peter Parker jumps off the table and runs over to Tony Stark to preach.
He also treated Tony Stark as a pole, switching from striptease to pole dancing.
"cough.
Peter, if you don't mind, could you please move a little further away from me?"
Tony Stark said awkwardly.
"why?
Tony, don't you think I look really sexy right now?
This is a free entertainment program provided by the restaurant, I believe you will like it. "
Peter Parker said, twisting his waist and winking at Tony Stark.
vomit.
Tony Stark almost vomited.
There is absolutely no discrimination intended.
If a long-legged beauty like Kelly danced here, Tony Stark would definitely like it.
But if it's the little spider in front of me, then forget it.
At least Tony Stark, being a playboy, really can't appreciate it.
"Peter, don't you realize that I'm the only customer in the restaurant right now?
I think if you dance outside the restaurant you'll attract a lot of customers."
Tony Stark lied seriously, just wanting to keep Spider-Man away from him.
"Tony, you are so smart."
Peter Parker made a trigger gesture to Tony Stark, then ran out.
"Boss, I'll go get you some customers.
Today’s turnover will definitely double!”
It was finally quiet.
Tony Stark breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing Li Jie looking at him, he smiled sheepishly and said:
“Smith, I hope you don’t mind, I just want to enjoy my meal quietly.
By the way, give me a beer first.
After a long night of work, nothing beats a glass of wine to unwind. "
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