Marvel: Chinese Restaurant Beginning in Hell's Kitchen

Spider Pigman looked back and saw Deadpool rushing over like a madman. He hurriedly pushed Peter Parker away and ran in the other direction, shouting:

"Run."

"call."

Deadpool ran between Spider-Pig and Peter Parker like a gust of wind.

Spider Pigman and Peter Parker, who were about to escape from the Chinese restaurant, were stunned.

what's the situation?

Everyone's eyes followed Deadpool to the outside of the Chinese restaurant, where they saw a SHIELD off-road vehicle parked there.

The Black Widow, wearing combat uniform and sunglasses, stepped out of the car.

"Natasha!"

Deadpool opened his arms and rushed towards Black Widow.

Black Widow frowned slightly and jumped onto the roof of the car, while Deadpool jumped into the air and fell to the ground.

Black Widow pulled out her gun and pointed it at Deadpool and shouted:

"Hey, you'd better keep a safe distance from me, otherwise I'll kill you with one shot."

Deadpool got up from the ground and preached to Black Widow very eloquently:

"Natasha, as long as it makes you happy, you can come.

Don't worry, hit me in the head. "

Black Widow looked speechless and lightly stomped on the roof of the car: "Hey, come out and help me."

"Creak..."

The off-road vehicle shook, and then the Hulk was seen removing the door and getting out of it.

"Hi, Banner..."

Deadpool raised his hand to say hello, but before he could finish his words, he was grabbed by the Hulk, and then there was the sound of bones breaking.

Deadpool is folded into a sphere and thrown into the air like a lead ball by the Hulk.

"Thanks."

Black Widow jumped down from the roof of the car, stretched out her hand and patted the Hulk's shoulder.

"Come on, big guy, I'm treating you today."

The Hulk picked up the car door and tried to put it back on, but failed several times.

"Forget it, you have to take it off as soon as you get in the car anyway."

Black Widow preaches.

The Hulk tilted his head and thought for a moment.

It seemed to make sense, so he threw the car door to the ground again, turned around and followed Black Widow into the Chinese restaurant.

Inside the Chinese restaurant.

Spider-Pig and Peter Parker saw Black Widow and understood why Deadpool ignored them.

This guy is absolutely inhumane to the opposite sex.

"Hi, Peter.

There are also cute little pigs. "

Black Widow said as she hugged Spider in her arms.

When the clown called Spider Pig Piggy, Spider Pig was angry and wanted to throw the clown into prison.

When Deadpool called this, Spider-Pigman was completely helpless.

But when Black Widow called her like that, Spider-Pigman happily accepted it.

Especially when Spider-Pig was held in Black Widow's arms, Spider-Pig looked enjoying himself and even stuck out his tongue to pretend to be cute.

This stupid pig must have wanted to be a pet pig, and it gently rubbed the pig's head on the black widow's chest.

Peter Parker...I envy pigs so much.

Harry Osborn looked out of the bathroom: "Peter, is that pervert gone?"

"Abnormal?" Black Widow was a little confused.

Spider-Pig explained: "He's talking about Wade."

"Oh, I understand." Black Widow nodded.

Peter Parker replied: "I think he won't show up again in a short time."

"That's good, let's eat."

Harry Osborn breathed a sigh of relief and walked back to his seat. As soon as he sat down, he opened his eyes and shouted,

"God, am I dazzled?"

I saw a bicycle speeding towards this direction at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour at the intersection, and the person riding the bicycle was the Deadpool who had just been thrown out.

The guy was holding the handlebar with one hand and holding a bouquet of red roses in the other hand.

squeak.

After the car stopped at the door, Deadpool spat into the palm of his hand, smoothed his non-existent hair, and shouted loudly through the restaurant door:

"Hi Natasha, these flowers represent my love for you, I hope you can accept them."

Black Widow was speechless when she saw this, and turned to the Hulk and said:

"Can you throw him farther?"

The Hulk nodded, turned around and blocked Deadpool who had just pushed the door in, and then dragged Deadpool towards the door.

Deadpool held the flowers in his hands and shouted loudly: "Natasha, I love you.

My love for you is like...well. "

The Hulk took off Deadpool's foul-smelling hood and stuffed it into Deadpool's mouth.

Afterwards, the Hulk took out a rope from the car and tied Deadpool to the car door on the ground. He then grabbed the car door with both hands and spun around three times before throwing Deadpool out along with the car door.

Deadpool quickly turned into a small black dot and disappeared as if he was sitting on a flying saucer.

The Hulk clapped his hands with satisfaction, thinking that Deadpool would definitely not appear in front of everyone so soon this time.

Finally I can have lunch in peace.

"What, just fried noodles?"

Black Widow frowned when she learned that the Chinese restaurant only served fried noodles.

"You should have beer, right?"

"Only fried noodles are served today."

Li Jie said firmly that he would not change his attitude just because the woman standing in front of him was a beautiful woman.

He won't shrink back just because the Hulk is standing in front of him.

Anyway, there is only fried noodles, you can eat it if you like it.

Just when Black Widow was debating whether to eat noodles or not, Iron Man fell from the sky with Deadpool tied to the car door in his hand. After landing, he shouted very dissatisfied:

"Hey, who threw this garbage?

Don’t you know that throwing away garbage is very dangerous? "

"Oh no."

Black Widow covered her forehead with her hands and said speechlessly,

"Tony, we finally got rid of that bastard, and you brought him back just as we were sitting here trying to have a quiet meal."

"Uh...uh uh..."

Deadpool made a sound of protest from his mouth.

Iron Man reached out and took out the hood from Deadpool's mouth.

"Brother, thanks.

Hey, you look really good in that iron suit. "

Deadpool first thanked Iron Man, and then smiled at Black Widow,

"Natasha, look, we will meet again no matter what.

You and I are made for each other, and I promise to make you fly in bed, I... mmmm. "

Iron Man put the hood back into Deadpool's mouth, and then said:

"Okay, I understand what you mean, this thing is indeed too noisy.

However, it is indeed not a good habit to throw away rubbish. It almost hit me just now.

Even if it doesn’t hit me, it won’t hit flowers, plants, or innocent birds..."

"Humph."