Marvel: Chinese Restaurant Beginning in Hell's Kitchen

"Ding Dong."

While Poison Ivy and Talia al Ghul were fighting fiercely, a masked pig pushed open the door and walked in.

"Hey, I smelled the smell of criminals outside, but I didn't expect two mermaids to be here.

whee.

I just sent those two bastards Kingpin and Penguin to prison yesterday, so it’s not bad that I caught two mermaids today! "

"Spider-Pig!"

Poison Ivy and Talia Al Ghul screamed at the same time, and the appearance of Spider-Pigman also paused the battle between the two.

"Why, are you afraid now?"

Spider-Pig laughed triumphantly.

Poison Ivy and Talia al Ghul's attention had moved away from Spider-Pig and outside the door.

"Ok?"

After Spider-Pigman noticed something unusual, he instinctively jumped to the ceiling. When he turned around, he found a tall figure wearing black armor, blocking the door of the Chinese restaurant tightly.

"Batman, when did you get here?"

Spider Pigman screamed in dissatisfaction, jumped down from the ceiling, straightened his clothes and said,

"Don't you know that people who scare pigs will scare them to death?"

"Sorry, I thought you would have noticed me."

Batman spoke.

"cough."

Spider Pigman coughed dryly:

"You are right, I have actually discovered you a long time ago, it was just a small test.

Okay, Batman you're late, these two mermaids are mine. "

Batman snorted disdainfully:

"I'm not interested in them. I'm here to eat."

With that said, he walked past Spider-Pigman.

"Have a meal?

Okay, I just remembered that I came here to eat, but can you see the criminal pretending he didn't see anything? "

Spider-Pig followed Batman, and after taking a few steps, he suddenly stopped and looked back.

I saw a red and yellow mecha falling from the sky and stopping at the door of the Chinese restaurant.

"iron Man?

Hehe, today is really lively. I wonder who else will come later. "

Spider Pigman's mouth twitched.

"Hi, Spider-Pig."

Iron Man Tony stepped out of the mecha and greeted Spider Pigman warmly.

"Hey Tony, can you take that little print off?

Have you ever seen a tall and mighty pig like me anywhere else? "

Spider-Pigman deliberately puffed up his chest and said with a look of dissatisfaction.

Tony Stark walked over, reached out and touched the pig's head that only reached the top of his thigh, and said with a smile:

"I've never seen it before, but I still like the name Little Spider Pig. It's so cute."

"Hey, take your hands away."

Spider Pigman hurriedly took two steps back, put his hands on his hips and shouted angrily,

"Tony, I am Spider-Pig, a superhero. What does cuteness have to do with it?"

"Okay, it doesn't matter, I just like the name Little Spider Pig.

Little Spider Pig, what do you want to eat? I invite you today. "

Tony Stark preaches.

"Really?"

Spider Pigman shouted excitedly, already ignoring the name Spider Pig.

"Let's go, when have I lied to you?"

Tony Stark said and stretched out his hand again and started to plate the pig's head.

Spider Pigman...I endured it for the stuttering old pig.

"Tony, thank you for inviting me to dinner, but don't say any ugly things first. These two mermaids are mine."

"Little Spider Pig, you know me.

Ever since I had Little Pepper, other women have become indistinguishable to me.

Take it if you like.

But do you really like humans?

I thought you would like sows. "

Tony Stark asked curiously.

"Tony, I am a mutant pig with human thoughts. Of course I like humans."

Spider-Pig yelled.

"Little Spider Pig, I'm just out of curiosity. If you were with a human, would love be the fruit of it?

If there is one, will it be a human or a pig, or will the human be a human pig? "

Tony Stark thought about this question seriously,

“I think it’s better to call him Pig Man.

By the way, Bajie, Zhu Bajie! "

Little Spider Pig rolled his eyes: "Tony, this trivia is not funny at all."

the other side.

Talia al Ghul suddenly attacked Batman who was passing by him and stabbed him in the throat.

"Snapped."

Batman grabbed Talia al Ghul's wrist and said expressionlessly:

"Thalia, I'm here simply to enjoy the food today, and I don't want to cause any trouble."

"Don't want to cause trouble?

snort!

Last night you and the Tin Man attacked the League of Assassins and stole the Dionysian Factor from there.

Do you think this matter can end like this? "

Talia al Ghul snorted and said contemptuously,

"I really didn't expect that a dignified superhero would steal things like a robber. It's really shameful."

Iron Man Tony whistled as if he didn't hear him.

Spider Pigman shouted in surprise:

"Hey Tony, you and Bat robbed the League of Assassins last night?

God, you are superheroes, how could you do something like a robber?

Which makes our superhero's face...ugh. "

"Shut up!"

Tony Stark knocked the pig's head hard and said with a straight face,

"What are you talking about, a pig?

The League of Assassins is an organization of super criminals. Last night Batman and I were fighting criminal gangs. What is a robber?

Batman, you say so? "

Batman...

“The attack on the Assassin’s League last night was indeed about the Dionysus factor, but it was to save people.

Thalia, consider the Dionysian Factor as something I borrowed from your Assassin League, and I will find a way to return it to you in the future. "

Spider Pigman looked askance at Iron Man: "Tony..."

Stinky bat, no art of speaking at all.

Iron Man Tony cursed in his heart and argued:

"Batman is here to steal the Dionysian factor, but I am simply here to fight against the criminal syndicate.

Of course, I took some Dionysian factors, but that was my trophy. "

"Ha." Spider-Pigman laughed disdainfully.

"Little Spider Pig, why are you laughing? Do you want to pay for it yourself?"

Tony Stark spoke with a straight face.

Little Spider Pig hurriedly covered his mouth and shook his head.

"Borrow it? Huh, that's a nice thing to say. When will you pay it back?"

Talia al Ghul asked.