Marvel: Chinese Restaurant Beginning in Hell's Kitchen

"Peter, you will never believe it. I actually pulled out my large intestine yesterday."

"Oh, sorry, we are having dinner and this topic should not be discussed."

"Come to think of it, this Maoxuewang is so delicious to eat."

"Look, does it look like I've bitten two sausages on my lips?"

"Peter, tell me honestly, how is your ass?"

"Nothing else, I just got some good chrysanthemum ointment. I guarantee you'll feel so good after applying it!"

......

I don’t know if Deadpool had a little quarrel with the God of Death, or if the God of Death was tired of playing. Anyway, the God of Death has not appeared in the past few days.

On the other hand, Deadpool appears in the Chinese restaurant every day and always orders a portion of Maoxuewang and a bottle of high-quality Erguotou.

It’s strange that there is no problem eating chrysanthemums in this way.

Deadpool said that he pulled out his large intestine, which sounded a bit exaggerated, but he didn't care at all.

This guy is an absolute ruthless person.

Once when he was caught by Colossus, he decisively cut off his hand with a saw to escape. He also raised his middle finger to greet Colossus with the hand that remained there.

If he really pulls his large intestine out, Deadpool will stuff it back in.

Or cut it off with a knife.

Every time he eats Maoxuewangli's fat intestines, a strange thought pops up in Deadpool's mind.

Which one tastes better, this thing or my large intestine?

Fortunately, there were no customers in the Chinese restaurant at night, so even if Deadpool said a few mean words, no one would have any objections.

So what if I have an opinion?

Should this guy's mouth be sewn shut or his head cut off?

It's no harm to Deadpool.

Peter Parker had had enough of his best friend and stood in front of the window in a daze, pretending not to hear.

"Wade, you are so cute."

A cute-looking girl sitting opposite Deadpool looked at Deadpool with adoring eyes.

The girl's name is Anna Marie. She ran away from home during her rebellious period, and was later adopted as an adopted daughter by Mystique and joined the Brotherhood.

She stayed in the Brotherhood for a long time and took on the title of Rakshasa.

Later, he was instigated by Professor

She is also the only woman who likes Deadpool's bad taste. Her relationship with Deadpool is very ambiguous, and she does not back down because of the appearance of the God of Death.

"Anna, are you in love with me?"

Deadpool said with a headache as he held his chin.

Thinking that the little naughty girl is Mystique's adopted daughter, and that he and Mystique also had an unforgettable night.

If you are with the little naughty boy, you always feel something is weird.

cough.

Deadpool shook his head, feeling that he shouldn't have such thoughts.

That was before, but now I only love one woman, and that is - the God of Death.

"Yes, I have fallen in love with you uncontrollably. Will you accept my love?"

The little naughty boy asked with wide eyes.

"Ana, I think it's good for us to be friends.

do you know?

I don't want to lose you as a friend any more than I want to lose Peter Parker. "

Peter Parker frowned slightly and muttered in his heart:

"Why is it all about me again?"

"Peter, will you be my boyfriend?"

The little naughty boy suddenly screamed.

cough!

Peter Parker knew that the little naughty boy was joking, so he raised his finger and touched the ring and said:

"Anna, I'm engaged and I love my fiancée very much."

The little naughty guy shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly:

"Wade, you saw it.

If you don't accept my love, then I may be alone for the rest of my life. "

"Anna, don't say that, you know..."

Before Deadpool could finish speaking, he was interrupted loudly by Peter Parker.

"God, come and see!"

Li Jie looked up into the sky and saw several huge spaceships appearing in the starry sky.

Even SHIELD's helicarrier can only be called a little brother in front of this spaceship.

"Wow, is that a spaceship?

This was my first time seeing a spaceship and it was amazing.

Wade, come on, take a photo with me! "

The little naughty boy yelled excitedly while lying on the window display.

“Anna, you shouldn’t be thinking about aliens invading the earth, instead of taking a photo.

Forget it, let me take a picture of you first. "

Deadpool shrugged helplessly, took out his phone and took a photo of the little naughty boy.

“Send it to me quickly, I want to send it to my circle of friends.

If aliens really invade the earth, this may be the last news in my circle of friends in my life. "

The little naughty boy took out his cell phone and hummed some music. He didn't look like someone who thought he was going to die.

Rugrats initially appeared mediocre among mutants, but later her abilities were taken seriously.

As long as he comes into contact with someone, the little naughty boy can absorb the other person's extraordinary power.

However, this absorption is not permanent and can usually last about sixty times the duration of contact between the two parties.

"Boss, it seems a spaceship is coming towards us!"

cried Peter Parker.

Li Jie has also seen it.

A small spacecraft flew over from the huge spaceship, and after landing, it occupied almost all the open space in front of the Chinese restaurant.

The hatch opened, and a man holding a hammer came out with two guards.

"Hey, I recognize that guy.

What's the name of the guy with the hammer?

Oh, by the way, his name is Commander! "

Deadpool shouted excitedly.

Peter Parker turned back and rolled his eyes and said:

"It should be Ronan the Accuser."

"Yeah.

I'm talking about Ronan the Accuser, who seems to be the ruler of the Kree. "

Deadpool immediately shouted.

The last time Thor returned from the Guardians of the Galaxy's spaceship, he revealed that Ronan had obtained the Power Stone and was on his way to Earth.

At this time, the power stone was embedded in the hammer in Ronan's hand.

This hammer also has increased power due to the blessing of the Power Stone.

It's strange why Ronan doesn't build a pair of gloves like Thanos, or increase his power in other ways, but instead sets the Power Stone on his hammer.

Aren't you afraid that your hammer will be stolen?

"Ding Dong."

Ronan pushed the door open and walked in with two guards.

"Hi, Jack."

Ronan had just said hello to Li Jie, but before he could say anything else, he was blocked by Deadpool.

"Quick, Anna, take a photo of me and the alien."