Marvel: Chinese Restaurant Beginning in Hell's Kitchen

As one of the overlords of this universe, Thanos is two meters tall and weighs nearly 900 kilograms.

As a descendant of the Eternals, Thanos, who has purple skin and a vertical chin, can resist almost any form of attack.

At this time, Thanos, wearing a golden shoulder armor, was sitting on a boulder with his 800-meter sword in his hand, his face full of decadence.

Looking at his own image reflected on the sword, Thanos felt unwilling.

"Grass!

I am tall, mighty, and handsome, but am I still no match for a dwarf who only knows how to talk?

Besides, the word "ugly" used to describe the guy with burns all over his body was a compliment to him. "

Thanos doesn't remember when he fell in love with Death, one of the five creation gods.

Over the years, in order to please Death, Thanos has continued to conquer cities and territories, even killing the entire planet's inhabitants.

But even so, Thanos did not win the heart of death.

Not long ago, when Thanos went to meet Death, he found that an ugly dwarf had appeared beside Death.

That fool's mouth was chattering like a machine gun.

It just so happened that such a fool could please death.

The two actually had a private date and went to a Chinese restaurant.

He also said that the food in Chinese restaurants is the best in the world.

Pooh.

I, Thanos, am conquering the universe, what delicacies have I not tasted?

Death must have been tricked by that bastard named Deadpool.

"call."

Thanos suddenly waved the sword in his hand angrily, and a chasm immediately appeared on the ground.

"Deadpool, don't let me meet you again, otherwise I will cut you in half!"

"Wow."

Thanos stood up and walked towards the ruined city opposite.

Speaking of food, he was really hungry and planned to find something to eat.

Thanos' men are massacring the residents of the city, and the blood has stained the entire city red.

Huh?

Thanos, who walked into the ruined city, suddenly stopped. There was a complete door among the ruins, with the word "Chinese Restaurant" written on it in the language of the Eternals.

Why is there a Chinese restaurant here?

Thanos was puzzled, thinking that Deadpool boasted that the fish-flavored shredded pork in the Chinese restaurant was very delicious, and invited Death to taste it again in the Chinese restaurant.

Thanos opened the door and walked in without hesitation.

"Ding Dong."

The bell above his head rang, almost preventing Thanos from destroying the entire restaurant with his sword.

"Welcome, what would you like to eat?"

Peter Parker was also very surprised when he saw a giant man suddenly appear in the Chinese restaurant.

But what kind of super-criminal isn’t there in a Chinese restaurant?

Peter Parker was already used to it and was not frightened by Thanos' appearance.

On the contrary, Li Jie was shocked when he saw Thanos.

How did Suimen bring this guy here?

It's really random.

Li Jie immediately used his super senses to investigate.

No Infinity Gauntlet, no Infinity Stones, no Cosmic Heart, no Cosmic Cube...

call.

Li Jie breathed a sigh of relief.

Thanos, who does not have those high-end equipment and only has a scary sword, is just a rookie in Li Jie's eyes, and there is nothing to be afraid of.

"Daisy, please bring me another bowl of rice."

"Daisy, you are so beautiful."

"If it weren't for the fact that I'm already dead, I would definitely fall in love with you."

......

Deadpool didn't forget to tease her when he asked Shockwave Girl to add food to her meal.

"Creak."

On the other side, Thanos' veins jumped when he saw this scene, and he almost broke the big knife in his hand.

Ok.

Li Jie finally figured out that Thanos was here for Deadpool.

"Sir, why don't you find a seat first?"

When Peter Parker saw Thanos standing there motionless, he pointed to a location not far away and preached.

“Tsk tsk.

This fish-flavored shredded pork is so delicious, I don’t know when I will die before I will be willing to taste it with me. "

Deadpool said with a grin on his face.

Fish-flavored shredded pork.

After hearing this name, Thanos, who was about to go berserk, calmed down again.

After sitting down, Thanos automatically switched to the language of Earth and preached to Peter Parker:

"Bring me a piece of fish-flavored shredded pork."

Deadpool obviously didn't know Thanos. Seeing that Thanos only ordered a fish-flavored shredded pork dish, he shouted loudly:

“Hey, that big purple guy.

Is this your first time at a Chinese restaurant?

Tips.

If you have more money, it is best to order food from the Chinese restaurant. Every delicacy here will not disappoint you.

Besides, you must be very good at eating at your size.

Even if you eat all the food in the Chinese restaurant, you will never be full, but fortunately, the rice here can be refilled for free. "

"Cuckoo..."

Thanos clenched his fist loudly and wanted to go up and pull out Deadpool's tongue so that the world would be peaceful.

"Sir, do you need anything else?"

Peter Parker asked.

Thanos took a breath to control his emotions:

"Bring me all the food from the Chinese restaurant."

"Okay sir, the total is six hundred dollars."

Peter Parker preaches.

Thanos...

Deadpool: “Big guy, the rules of the Chinese restaurant are to pay first and then eat.

If you have money, hurry up and check out. If you don't have money... I'm sorry, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat the delicious food in the Chinese restaurant today. "

The super senses let Li Jie know that Thanos' emotions had reached the edge of losing control, but Deadpool was still lingering on the edge of death.

Little does he know that every word he speaks is irritating Thanos and forcing Thanos to take action.

Thanos was unhappy, very unhappy.

I have been fighting in the universe for many years. When have I ever been paid for meals?

"Snapped."

Thanos took off a gem from his head and placed it on the table and asked:

“Can I pay with this?”

Peter Parker had a dry smile on his face, thinking that another rich man had arrived.

"Sir, it's not impossible to pay with gems, but we can't estimate the value of this gem. How much will we ask you for..."

Thanos waved his hand generously: "No need to bother.

Just take the gems away and give me something to eat.

Come on, I can't take it anymore. "

"Okay sir, please wait a moment."

Peter Parker picked up the gem and turned around and handed it to Li Jie.

The gems that can be embedded in Thanos' helmet are definitely not ordinary.

Li Jie accepted the gem and started cooking for Thanos.

The first dish, golden fried rice.

Thanos frowned as he looked at the golden fried rice, feeling like he had entered a dark shop.

No wonder.

Even for a woman like Shockwave Girl, the portion of golden fried rice is a bit small, let alone Thanos who weighs 900 kilograms.

Open your mouth wider, and a plate of golden fried rice is just a mouthful for Thanos.

"Purple guy, don't be dumbfounded, eat quickly.

Trust me, it will completely conquer your stomach! "

Deadpool urged.

Thanos really couldn't stand it anymore and preached to Peter Parker:

"Hey, can you tell that trembling guy to shut his mouth?"

"Wade."

Peter Parker whined.

Deadpool hurriedly raised his hand to close his mouth, and then made funny gestures to ask Thanos to eat faster.

Thanos didn't want to see Deadpool's appearance, so he simply turned his back to Deadpool, and then stared at the golden fried rice in front of him.

The quantity is a bit less, but it smells quite delicious.

The roundworms in Thanos' stomach were tickled.

cough.

Thanos knew that death might be "looking" here, so he picked up the plate like a gentleman and put the golden fried rice into his mouth.

Then, Thanos froze there.

After fighting in the universe for many years, Thanos has visited countless planets.

Thanos, who considered himself to be half a gourmet, felt as if every cell in his body had been electrocuted.

Made.

This is delicious food!

Li Jie's system also gave feedback immediately.

"Congratulations to the host for gaining Thanos' recognition and successfully unlocking 1% of Thanos' skills."

Many people simply think that Thanos has powerful physical attack skills, but this is not the case.

As a member of the Eternal Watch, Thanos' superpowers are unmatched.

He knows all the superhuman philosophies of the Eternals, which gives him unsurpassed strength, endurance, resilience and agility.

His skin is nearly indestructible, especially against cold, heat, electricity, radiation, poison, aging, and disease.

Long before he was cursed to immortality by his crush, the Goddess of Death, he could survive without eating or drinking anything.

His spirit is also nearly invincible.

In short, Thanos' skills are very complex and powerful.

Of course, compared with the skills Li Jie currently possesses, Thanos is still a rookie.

Not to mention anything else, the death skill alone is enough to crush Thanos at this time.

The true power of Thanos lies in the fact that he is a powerful strategist. Coupled with the powerful equipment blessings he obtained later, he has terrifying strength.

At this time, Li Jie can deal with Thanos in minutes.

After the two finished a plate of golden fried rice, Thanos drank up the soup in one gulp.

Next, fried noodles, stinky tofu, osmanthus cake and fish-flavored shredded pork, every delicacy did not disappoint Thanos.

Thanos also praised the food in the Chinese restaurant in his heart.

As expected, after all the food was eaten, Thanos was still not full.

Just when Thanos wanted to add food, Deadpool stood up and prepared to leave the Chinese restaurant.

"Peter, I'll go ahead and call me after you get off work and we'll have another drink."

Deadpool said as he walked towards the door.

Thanos finally saw Deadpool, how could he let him just slip away from his eyes?

"call."

Thanos picked up his 800-meter sword and slashed at Deadpool's head, but stopped abruptly less than ten centimeters away from Deadpool's head.

This scene shocked everyone.

"It's you?"

Thanos turned to look at Li Jie.

Li Jie said with a smile: "This is your first time visiting a Chinese restaurant, so it's normal for you not to know the rules of the restaurant.

Chinese restaurants have the obligation to protect the safety of diners.

In other words, no matter who he is, as long as he is a customer of the Chinese restaurant, I will not let others hurt him in the Chinese restaurant. "

"Boy, do you know who I am?

Believe it or not, I can destroy this planet at any time? "

Thanos threatened.

Li Jie shrugged and said:

"letter.

However, I can't control whether this planet will be destroyed, but I must care as long as the customers in my store are threatened. "

“Boy, you are looking for death!

Although I admit that the food you cook is very delicious... no, it should be said to be the most delicious food I have ever eaten, but if you get in the way again, I will have no choice but to kill you too! "

Thanos said angrily.

"Wait a moment."

Deadpool flicked Thanos's sword with his finger and asked doubtfully,

"Big purple guy, you want to kill me, right?"

"Yes, I'm going to kill you!"

Thanos replied.

"This is so great!"

Deadpool suddenly clapped his hands.

Thanos...

Deadpool shouted excitedly: "Big purple guy, hurry up and do it!

No matter what method you use, as long as you can kill me.

Oh, I almost forgot, hands-free in Chinese restaurants.

How about this.

Jack, do us a favor and send us into mirror space.

Otherwise, big purple guy, we can go out. "

Thanos...

I had already guessed that there was something wrong with this guy's brain, and I was right.

Mad, crazy, who would take the initiative to let others kill themselves?

Peter Parker: "Wade, are you okay? Are you sick?"

Deadpool opened Peter Parker's extended hand and shouted:

"Oh, don't worry, I'm not sick.

Peter, think about it.

If this big guy can really kill me, then I can live with death forever.

This is a good thing. "

Peter Parker…

Thanos' mouth twitched when he heard this reason, but his heart became even more angry.

Good boy, you want me to use my adult beauty to send you to death, right?

Humph, you think so.

and many more.

Something seems wrong.

This guy has been pestering death. If I don't kill this guy, I may not even have a chance.

But if you kill him, it will be equivalent to sending him directly to death.

So should I kill him or not?

"Big purple guy, what are you thinking about?

Oh my god, are you scared? "

Deadpool shouted desperately.

"I'm scared?"

Thanos was angry and swung his sword... The knife was controlled by Li Jie and remained motionless.

"Wade, are you sure you want him to kill you?"

Li Jie asked.

"I'm pretty sure he could kill me if he could."

Deadpool nodded very seriously.

"Hey, do you have to kill him too?"

Li Jie looked at Thanos.

Thanos has figured out that he only needs to kill Deadpool, and then find a way to kill Deadpool's spirit body.

perfect.

"Yes, I'm going to kill this idiot."

Thanos replied.

Li Jie sighed: "Since you two are in love with each other, let's enter the mirror space.

To avoid causing a commotion outside, we have to clean up. "

While talking, Li Jie created a teleportation method to enter the mirror space.

"Hey, big guy, come in quickly!"

Deadpool waved to Thanos and ran in a little impatiently.

Thanos snorted and followed him in with a knife.

"Boss, can I go in and have a look?"

Peter Parker is worried that his old friend will really die.

To take a step back, watching Deadpool being killed again and again seems to be a very satisfying thing.