The fairy world collapsed, and the down-and-out gods were laid off and re-employed.
Chapter 169 Gods, making friends
The old palace door, which was more than ten feet high, was only opened slightly, but the sound it made seemed extremely abrupt and harsh in this quiet environment.
He Susu grabbed Dongfang Chuliang's sleeve, ready to pull him away at any time. She finally figured out that her junior uncle was not very reliable. Her reaction speed at critical moments may not be as good as hers. It's a pity that her master is the only junior brother who is not good enough, so she has to look after her.
Although Dongfang Chuliang was nervous, he was not afraid. He held Xiao Wan in his arms, thinking that even if he threw the flower pot on the other person's head, he would be able to cause harm to him.
The only person present who looked calm was Ai Xuan, who was holding the Wind Wind Knife. No matter what appears inside the door in a while, he will chop it down!
The gap in the palace door is getting bigger and bigger. Everyone squinted their eyes and held their breath. Suddenly, a white figure quickly sprang out from inside. Before Ai Xuan could swing his sword, he was overturned by a huge force and rolled down the steps.
Dongfang Chuliang had no time to catch him, and watched helplessly Ai Xuan, who was rolling down like a ball, and immediately hugged Susu tightly.
You must not go down!
They didn't have the energy to climb the steps a second time!
The white figure didn't do anything to them, it just kept circling around them. It was so fast that neither of them even recognized what it was.
After burning the incense, He Susu and Dongfang Chuliang's eyes were distracted and they yawned continuously, as if they would just take a nap if it didn't do anything.
The white shadow seemed to have lost its energy and slowly slowed down. Only then did they see that the white shadow turned out to be a woman.
She is all white, even her hair and eyebrows are white. I don't know if it's because she stayed in the palace all year round and never saw the sun, but her skin was frighteningly white.
She had a ferocious face, crawled quickly on her hands and feet, like an animal, and spoke eloquently.
"I'm not dizzy, I'm not dizzy at all."
"..."
"But I'm still a little dizzy and want to vomit. If it doesn't work, I have to persist!"
The woman ran around for five more times, and finally couldn't help but vomited with a "wow".
After a while, she felt better, wiped the stain on her mouth, turned to the two stunned people and said, "I'm much better, what do you want to eat?"
"..." Only a devil can eat it!
He Susu felt that her behavior was strange, but did not dare to anger her, so she asked cautiously: "That... senior? Who are you?"
When the woman heard her question, she immediately straightened her posture, stood up straight, and said seriously: "I am... who am I?"
She seemed a little confused.
"I remembered who I was yesterday, but why did I forget it so quickly? I really have no memory... Who are you?" the woman asked.
"Ah? My name is He Susu..."
"Hello He Susu." The woman patted her shoulder enthusiastically, "I'm He Susu. Nice to meet you."
"You are He Susu, then who am I?"
"How do I know who you are?"
The woman's expression suddenly changed, she strangled Dongfang Chuliang's neck with one hand, and said angrily: "You are a spy! Tell me, are you a spy!? Are you a spy sent by He Susu?!"
"This is nothing! Let him go, we are not spies."
"Answer me, are you a spy!?"
"If you want him to answer, please let go of your hand first!"
He Susu saw that Dongfang Chuliang's face was turning green and quickly went to break her hand. A woman is too strong, no matter how hard she tries, it will be useless.
At this time, Xiao Wan emerged from the flower pot, but before he could get close to the woman, she grabbed the front end of the vine, tied a knot with one hand and threw it aside, causing a lot of leaves to fall off.
"We are really not spies!" He Susu almost burst into tears, "Hurry up and let him go!"
The woman seemed to have listened to her words and let go of Dongfang Chuliang, but she stayed close to them and couldn't help but look at them.
She carefully checked their facial features, especially their mouths and eyes, and didn't know what she was looking for, but they obviously felt that she was not as excited as before.
She suddenly shouted: "Take off your shoes!"
"What on earth are you going to do..."
"Take it off quickly, otherwise you are spies and I will kill you!"
The woman said, going to pinch their necks again. They immediately shut up and took off their shoes without even leaving their socks on.
She lay on the ground and looked at their toes with great detail.
The two of them straightened their bodies and stood stiffly.
After about half a cup of tea, the woman took a few steps back and crawled around their hands and feet in a fast circle with great excitement and excitement, making heavy breathing sounds from time to time.
"Finally, I've been waiting for it, finally I've been waiting..." the woman muttered, "Clean! So clean! I can go out, I can go out! There is still hope, hahahaha..."
He Susu was already frightened, "Uncle, is she a fairy?"
"She must be just a woman who has lost her mind."
"Do you recognize me!?" The woman stood up straight, "I remember, you are my children, right?"
What did you remember?
"We don't know you." The two replied honestly.
"Impossible!" The woman was very determined, "Don't lie to me. If you don't know me, how do you know that my name is Pu Lizhi..."
"oops……"
The two of them held their foreheads together: Why does this person think so often?
"You still don't believe it?!" The woman took out a token from her arms and handed it to the two of them, "Take a good look."
The token is only the size of a rouge box, made of high-quality material, and contains abundant spiritual energy. The token is indeed engraved with the three characters Pulizhi.
Isn't this really her name?
Pu Lizhi didn't give them the tokens back, but grabbed their hands and warmly invited them to sit in the hall.
The two declined quickly. "No, no, we are just passing by to take a look. There is still water boiling on the stove at home. If nothing happens, we will go back...ah!"
She didn't give them a chance to refute at all, she grabbed their hair and walked into the hall. She dragged the two people with ease, her feet moving like flying.
Just when He Susu felt that her scalp was about to be ripped off by her, she let go and threw the two of them into the hall, quickly closing the palace door. It was dark inside, and no light from outside came in at all.
She sat on the ground and said happily: "Long time no see, you two. It feels like the last time we met was just now, and so many years have passed. Oh, hehe..."
Halfway through her laughter, her face fell again, "Wait, don't talk to me, there are spies here! I'll deal with them!"
She rushed out like the wind. Dongfang Chuliang and He Susu saw through the crack in the door that she kicked Ai Xuan down again...
Before she could come back, the two quickly sat back down in their seats, breaking out in cold sweat.
"I'm back." She said with a smile on her face, "The spies will never escape my eyes again. Okay, where did our apprenticeship ceremony go?"
"what!?"
He Susu and Dongfang Chuliang had never found communication so difficult. This person started kicking her in the sky and on the ground, and she didn't even know what she was talking about.
"That...Senior Pu?" He Susu asked tentatively: "What is the spy you are talking about?"
"Spies! Spies are..." Her voice became low, as if she couldn't remember what she was going to say, "Spies... are terrible."
She got down on all fours and imitated the animals' pacing back and forth, crawling around them. "Their lips are thick and the pupils are slits. And... there are three horizontal lines on their toenails."
They will sneak up on you and tell you tragic things to arouse your sympathy, but they won't tell you why they invite killing. Do you know why? Because they did nothing good.
Then by the time you are conscious, those spies have already taken your place. If you no longer have a place, they will erase you as if nothing exists. But they don’t know I’m still alive hahahahahaha…”
Suddenly, she stopped smiling, grabbed He Susu and Dongfang Chuliang and led them deeper into the palace.
Dongfang Chuliang thought: This palace only looks good from the outside, but it’s a mess inside.
The reason why he dared to make such a conclusion was because he was hit by inexplicable things several times! He felt his leg bleeding.
He Susu could see clearly in the dark, but she wanted to poke her eyes out. The ground here is full of bones...
Finally, Puliji stopped at a wall, illuminated by two candles. She let go of the two of them, picked up the candle on the floor, and the hot wax dripped onto her hand, but she seemed not to feel it, and still told them about the contents on the wall with excitement on her face.
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