The fairy world collapsed, and the down-and-out gods were laid off and re-employed.
Chapter 10: Immortals, competition for jobs
"I see that your hall has turned black, and there will be a bloody disaster within three days. I don't want to reveal the secrets of heaven, but God is so good at life, I can't bear to see you die because of this. I think you don't have much money from what you are wearing, so you only need to give me a dollar Silver, I will help you get through this disaster."
"No money..." Jiang Zhixia immediately refused. It was unclear whether she had suffered a bloody disaster. But if this fairy girl asks her for money again, the fairy girl will suffer a bloody disaster immediately.
The fairy aunt held the orchid with her fingers and was not angry, "You can use physical objects as collateral."
"No assets!"
The fairy licked her teeth and said, "Why are you here with nothing?" She thought for a long time and asked Jiang Zhixia: "Are you willing to work as a maid in a wealthy family?"
Jiang Zhixia almost lost her temper when she stood in the audience. He must leave something with her.
"Tell me first where you came from, and who made you come here to confuse people with your lies?"
When Xiangu's followers heard that Jiang Zhixia was speaking freely, they were furious and wanted to drive Jiang Zhixia out.
The fairy girl signaled them to be quiet and said softly: "I am Nuwa's eldest disciple, and I was ordered to come to the world to help people solve their doubts."
"The eldest disciple of Nuwa?"
"Exactly."
"Show me your true self."
The fairy girl was stunned. How could she know the true identity of her eldest disciple? He covered his face and said, "Oh, there are so many people, I'm sorry."
……
Fairy aunt was not happy either. She has been cheating here for several years, no one has ever doubted her. Why are you being held up by this person today?
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and her eyes flashed blue as she glared at Jiang Zhixia.
Her original intention was to scare Jiang Zhixia away. Unexpectedly, Jiang Zhixia was not afraid after reading this. Instead, she stepped on the railing to use her strength and jumped onto the altar. She grabbed the fairy aunt's collar with her left hand, pulled out the hairpin with her right hand and stabbed it straight into the third section of her spine.
The fairy girl screamed, turned into a stream of smoke, and appeared in Jiang Zhixia's hands. Several Taoist boys realized something was wrong and ran away immediately.
The people in the audience were also shocked. Was this fairy transformed into a goblin?
This prototype is said to be a rabbit, but it is larger than an ordinary rabbit, and it is more beautiful. Even its struggling posture is graceful.
Jiang Zhixia pinched her ears, lifted them up, and looked at her while saying, "How many days will this stew last?"
"If you eat it, you will never tell the truth in this life."
Lu Chennian said in the audience. He walked around the fence to the altar and rescued the thing from Jiang Zhixia. "This is a deceitful beast. It is easy to deceive people and can speak human words. But it is also a spiritual beast. Because of the spiritual energy flowing through the body, humans and animals They all love to gather around them.”
He pulled out Jiang Zhixia's hairpin. The black beast turned into a human again and knelt down to beg for mercy.
"Please spare my life, I am not harming anyone."
"It's not harmful to anyone?" Jiang Zhixia said: "The act of cheating money is just as hateful as harming people, you know?"
Lu Chennian never understood until his death how his master allowed a money-minded person like Jiang Zhixia to be the leader.
"I am also helpless." The beast cried.
Black beasts are most inseparable from the nourishment of spiritual energy. In the past three hundred years, many evil beasts have died due to exhaustion of spiritual energy. In addition, many people from the demon world suddenly broke into the mountains a few years ago and captured a large number of beasts. In order to avoid being hunted, it had no choice but to go down the mountain and go to the human world to deceive people into offering incense and offerings. Fortunately, it survived and had extra mana to maintain its human form.
Those little Taoist boys were all inconspicuous little goblins who were hired by her to work as coolies, and they grew up more or less with her.
"Then why do you cheat money?!"
"I also have to buy things to eat. These costumes and props all cost money. At worst, I'll return all the money to their head office. I didn't spend much."
Although the people in the audience saw the monster transform, they did not feel any fear towards her, but rather had a favorable impression of her. Seeing how pitifully she was crying and the fact that she didn't do anything bad, everyone begged Jiang Zhixia to let her go.
Jiang Zhixia told her that she should learn well and let her go.
After leaving the temple, Jiang Zhixia followed the caravan boss for a while and parted with them in Mo County the next day.
Now that there were only two of them, Lu Chennian finally asked: "That evil beast can transform into a human form even with a little incense and offerings from the people. Why did your magic power disappear so completely?"
Jiang Zhixia pointed to the snack shop next to her, "It's just like when you buy snacks. You go to the counter and ask the clerk to pack you a pack of snacks, but the snacks break before they reach your hand. Then the clerk asks you to pay, you will How to say?"
"What does it have to do with me?"
"Yes, what does it have to do with you?"
……
After Jiang Zhixia finished speaking, she walked forward with her hands behind her back, feeling depressed. She has no power and she doesn't do it voluntarily. This person really doesn't care about anything.
Muxian County is quite prosperous, but many people on the streets are blue-faced and look depressed.
At this time, they bumped into a fat monk. He was holding a Zen staff and wearing a brocade cassock. Two servants in front of him opened the way for him.
"Hey! Isn't this Master Huimian from Guang'an Temple? Why did he come down the mountain?"
"I heard that there was a monster in Master Ren's house, so he went to the mountain to ask the master to come down and catch the monster."
"What goblin?"
"I'm not sure. Anyway, their wife is about to die of illness, and she keeps making noises about her heartache every day."
The monk had just walked halfway. At the end of the road came another Taoist priest wearing a purple and gold robe. He holds a whisk in his hand, a sword on his back, a gourd on his waist, and two Taoist boys behind him holding flags.
One word: subdue the devil and subjugate the demon.
One word: Do justice for heaven.
His formation was larger than that of Master Hui Mian just now, and there were still two servants in front of him to help him clear the way.
Someone else in the crowd said, "Who is this?"
"It looks like Chaofan Zhenren from Baiheguan."
After a while, Jiang Zhixia heard braised noodles and fried rice again, and she felt hungry.
"Master Ren invited all of you here to catch monsters. How powerful this monster is."
"Master Ren said that for black cats and white cats, catching mice is the most important thing. He sent out a message a while ago that no matter who can help him catch goblins and save his wife's life, he will be very grateful. So the people around here All the monks and Taoists are here.”
"None of them succeeded?"
"Yeah, I haven't seen any trace of the goblin until now, and I don't know if it's really a goblin."
If you feel sleepy, you’ll get a pillow, and you’ll save money tonight!
When Jiang Zhixia heard the news, she was filled with joy and led Lu Chennian to follow the Taoist priest and go straight to Master Ren's house.
Mr. Ren’s real name is Ren Yuanshan, a wealthy local man. A separate piece of land was circled in the southwest of the city as their family's mansion.
Ren Quan, the housekeeper of Master Ren's family, stood outside to greet the two mages who came today. After greetings, he saw Jiang Zhixia standing behind the two mages.
He saw that the two masters had extraordinary temperaments, but the clothes they wore were ordinary. Especially that woman, it was as if she had fallen into the dye vat. The upper body is made of jujube cotton and the lower body is a green kudzu skirt.
Did this guy just come back from singing?
But the housekeeper of a wealthy family knew etiquette and politely came forward to ask them what was going on.
"Help Mr. Ren catch the monster." Jiang Zhixia said.
Ren Quan was stunned. This is not like catching a monster. He would believe her if she said that she was being hunted for stealing other people's clothes and trying to hide in their house.
"You two...here..." He pointed at the monk and Taoist priest who entered in front, wondering why their dressing styles were so different.
"Don't talk nonsense. Who wouldn't want to dress well if they have money, right? Your master didn't mention the dress code."
"Yes, he didn't mention it." Ren Quan thought about it but still didn't let them in. They really didn't look like they were capable of catching monsters. But he put it mildly.
"You see, our master has invited other people to catch monsters. If you two go in again, we are afraid that there will be too many people. We didn't greet you well and neglected you. In this way, you can give me an address. If he and you don't succeed, , I will definitely pay you a visit tomorrow and invite you two over. What do you think?"
This place is far away from Dongyao Mountain, and there is a mountain in the middle. Not many people have heard of Jiang Zhixia, so it is normal for Ren Quan not to recognize her.
She wasn't angry either, so she took out the pendant from her bag and handed it to Ren Quan.
"Hang it on your wife's bedside. I'll pick it up tomorrow."
Ren Quan took it in his hand. The thing was white all over and looked like a small whistle, but it had no blow hole. He didn't know what it was.
After sending Jiang Zhixia away, Ren Quan looked at the things in his hands and wondered whether he should put them in his wife's room. Is this person reliable?
Jiang Zhixia went to the inn to tell the shopkeeper how to negotiate the price, let alone the two masters of catching monsters from the Ren family.
They say colleagues are enemies. These two people still belong to different factions, and when they get together, they end up fighting. One is more showy than the other.
The monks require the Dharma platform to be built three feet high; the Taoist priests require it to be three feet four.
The monk asked the servants in Master Ren's house to affix Buddhist scriptures; the Taoist priest wrote talismans and asked his servants to affix the talismans written by him.
The Taoist ordered eight dishes; the monk asked for ten.
This afternoon, the whole family was busy working with them, and the servants almost vomited blood from exhaustion.
It was almost midnight, and the monk asked Ren Yuanshan to go into the room to hide, and he wanted to cast a spell to catch the monster. Ren Yuanshan wanted to keep a few servants around to help, but the Taoist priest refused. At this moment, they all united and said that there should not be too many people at the monster hunting site.
Everyone evacuated. They were the only ones left in the backyard.
I heard the third watch of Qiao Lou drum playing in the distance, and an evil wind blew from outside. Monk Huimian and Taoist Chaofan were on their respective altars.
Chao Fan draws his sword and burns talismans, makes incantations and recites mantras; he sits cross-legged on the altar, knocks wooden fish with his hands, and chants sutras in his mouth.
The evil wind is blowing stronger and stronger.
Chao Fan narrowed his eyes and shouted: "Go!" and threw the burning yellow talisman into the evil wind.
The talisman paper floated around in the wind, and with a sound of "hoo", the talisman paper ignited a fire and went straight to the door of the old road. The old man's head suddenly turned into a ball of fire.
Two Taoist boys nearby rushed up to help put out the fire. When the fire was put out, all the eyebrows and beard on their master's face were burnt.
Chao Fan was furious and pointed his sword at Xie Feng, "You monster is so bold, let me surrender you today!"
A cat meows in the evil wind, as if it is laughing. Chao Fan looked at the monk Huimian sitting on the altar opposite.
Huimian stopped chanting sutras at this time and stared at the eaves on the left in stunned silence. Chao Fan followed his gaze and looked sideways, almost falling off the table.
Ren Yuanshan's wife, with disheveled hair and green eyes, was lying on the roof, snickering at them, and the sound she made when she opened her mouth was a cat meow.
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