The Infinite Way of the Heroic Army

Kitchen utensils only account for a small part of these things, and most of them are wooden barrels, some large and small, placed together, and a relatively large cabinet.

Yi came to Qilin's side and watched her pointing at a large wooden barrel. His eyes followed her hand. There was no covering object on the barrel. The upper layer was just some clear water, while the bottom was an oversized bucket that was not restrained. Crabs, puffing bubbles leisurely at the bottom of the barrel.

Qilin pulled off Yi's clothes and said, "Brother Yi, what kind of crab is this? The two big pincers are thicker than my legs. It looks like it weighs at least twenty pounds."

"I'm with you every day, how can I know if you don't know. And we live in an inland area, seafood is not common. The crabs we usually eat are hairy crabs."

"You call yourself a chef, but you don't even know the ingredients."

"Please, we usually eat very little seafood, and seafood is very expensive. With that money, we can eat a few more pounds of meat. I don't even eat it, so why should I know about it."

"That's right." Qilin squatted next to the barrel, running her fingers across the water surface of the barrel, and said, "This crab is so big, but it's so good and motionless. Brother Yi, what do you think it will do if I touch it?"

Seeing that she was agitated, Yi quickly grabbed her catkin and said, "You said its pair of pincers are thicker than your legs, and its bite force is so strong. We don't even know what the name of this crab is." I don’t know, let alone what kind of character it is, so if you dare to provoke it, are you dissatisfied with your own sound limbs?”

"Okay, okay, I get it. It's the first time I've seen such a big crab, so I'm a little curious. I'm really looking forward to today's picnic. I wonder how this big crab tastes."

"You can't even finish a crab leg, so what can you do no matter how delicious it is?"

This sentence struck Qilin on the head like a bolt from the blue. It was not very harmful but extremely insulting. She was blinded all of a sudden and her eyes lost their luster. She suddenly covered her ears and shook her head and shouted, "I don't listen, I don't listen."

Seeing her like this, Yi felt dumbfounded and said, "You're not a foodie, are you? It doesn't matter if you eat less, what if this thing doesn't taste good? This crab is so big, he must be very old, you It seems that the older hens get, the less delicious their meat becomes, so they can only be used to make soup, and this may be the same."

Qilin released her hands covering her ears, stared at Yi angrily, and said, "You are standing and talking without pain in your back. Can this thing be compared with an old hen? And you were still laughing when you said this, and you didn't stop." Yes, hum!" After saying that, he turned and looked to the side.

Yi looked at Qilin like I'm in a bad mood now, please come and comfort me. He walked behind her, held her shoulders with both hands, and tried to twist her around, but found that she was not moving at all, staring straight ahead. The wooden bucket seemed to have lost its color. Yi followed her gaze and looked at the wooden bucket in front. This wooden bucket was about the same size as the big crab bucket just now. It also had the same clear water on it, but there was a huge lobster at the bottom of the bucket. , no different from that crab.

"Hahaha, hahaha!" Yi couldn't help laughing out loud after seeing this scene. Qilin turned around and looked at Yi who was laughing in front of her, her face bulging with anger.

"Hahaha, hahaha!" Seeing Qilin like this, Yi Yuan's somewhat gentle laughter couldn't stop, and he even burst into tears.

Qilin's face turned red visibly, and the look she looked at Yi became more and more dangerous.

"Cough, cough!" Yi forced himself to stop, but he still couldn't hold back the smile on his face, causing his face to become a little deformed.

"You've been laughing at me ever since, and you haven't stopped."

"Qilin, you know, what happened just now on that cliff road, no matter how funny it is, I can't laugh."

"Then you still smile so happily."

"Unless I can't bear it anymore, hahaha!"

Qilin saw that he was becoming more aggressive and unrepentant, and the ancient power of his hands finally exploded. Yi, who was too close, immediately received a violent blow on his chest with pink fists.

"Ouch, ouch, it hurts!" After shouting a few words, Yi turned around and ran away. Qilin followed behind him, and her pink fist landed on his back, hitting Yi so hard that he ran away with his head covered.

After being beaten for a long time, Yi found that Qilin was not tired yet. Although the beating did not hurt, it would not work if she continued like this. It felt that her punches were not as fast as they were at the beginning. It could even be said that she was beating his back now. .

Yi turned around, grabbed Qilin's hands, pulled her into his arms, hugged her tightly, and said, "Okay, okay, it's time to go out after breathing for so long."

"Humph!" Qilin buried her face in his chest and groaned.

Yi held her shoulders, straightened her up, looked into her eyes, and said, "The sun is not so dazzling now. It's not far from sunset. We still have to go find Zhao and find a suitable place to watch the sunset." .”

"Okay, let me spare you this time today."

"Thank you Queen for not killing me."

"There is no sincerity at all." Qilin looked unhappy.

Yi knelt on one knee, with one hand behind his back, and the other held the tips of her fingers to his mouth, kissed the back of her hand gently, and said, "Queen, please accept my allegiance."

Qilin's face turned slightly red and she said, "I don't care about your loyalty."

"Oh, my queen, do you dislike me as a knight?" Yi grabbed her hand with both hands and said sadly.

"I don't want you to be my knight."

Yi stood up and said, "Then what do you want me to do for you?"

"Hehe, I won't tell you."

"Then tell me when you want to tell me. Let's go see what else is in those barrels."

Yi took Qilin's hand and walked to the group of barrels, looking past the first two barrels and looking at the other barrels.

"Brother Yi, what is this prawn that is all red? It is much bigger than the shrimp we usually eat."

"If you ask me, I don't know either."

"Then do you know how to eat this red shrimp? Is it delicious?"

"I don't know that either."

"Then what's the use of you?"

"I can eat them all, is this useful?"

"Wait a minute, all these things are going to taste awful, let's see if you can finish them."

"You don't have to worry about whether you finish it or not. As for whether it tastes good or not, I can let you take the first bite when the time comes."

"You're really going to lose me if you continue like this."

"Then I will stick to you every day and see how you run."

"You follow me when I go to the bathroom?"

"It's not necessarily who is embarrassed." Yi Qilin looked at him with a scoundrel look on her face and rolled her eyes at him.