After becoming a god on earth, I always want to lie down

Today I finally met the man of my dreams!

After I came back from meeting my boyfriend, I still had a meeting in the afternoon. I hate meetings.

Fortunately, I don't need to do anything. I just need to be in a daze and read novels to pass the boring time.

Director Zhou and Deputy Director Zheng listened very seriously, as did Feng Liancheng and Chen Yushu, who wrote something in their notebooks from time to time.

After I finished updating all the online novels I was following, I was still talking blablabla on the stage.

To be honest, I was already a little hungry. I just remembered to watch the male idol at noon, and I didn’t even have time to eat. At this moment, I just hope that time passes quickly, so that I can get off work early so that I can go to the Five Zang Temple to worship.

The level of awakened people was promulgated, and they actually rated me as level A?

Why is this so embarrassing? Isn't this too personal? I have always been a person who follows the crowd in everything, adhering to the principle of moderation or even mediocrity, just hoping that others will not notice me. To rate me as A-level and still unique is to put me on the fire!

I wasn't angry when I heard the people in front of me questioning my strength. I wished they would rate me lower.

It's best to be a D-class, so that I can enjoy the benefits of an awakened person without having to take on dangerous and busy work. It's perfect.

Yes, this is me. My dream is to eat and drink and be a salty fish.

Don't take me too seriously, don't assign me tasks that sound very dangerous and have heavy responsibilities. Isn't it better to just be a salty fish? ! I sleep until I wake up naturally every day, then play games, read novels, eat, drink and have fun to get through an empty day. After some self-condemnation, I fall asleep happily.

This kind of life is simply wonderful, okay? !

Moreover, I have an advantage that I hate deeply, and that is that I am too conscientious and serious in my work - you must know that I have worked conscientiously in a private company for three years and have never made any mistakes. It fully records my professionalism.

This advantage of mine is completely contrary to my ultimate dream. What is my dream? It's a bastard! It's salted fish! There is nothing to do!

So I'm really worried that they think I'm very powerful and give me too big a task. I'm a dedicated person. If I can't complete it, I will blame myself. If I complete it well, they will give it to me again. My more important work; this endless cycle will either lead to self-condemnation for not being able to complete the work, or face even busier and more arduous work after completing the work.

In short, we are getting further and further away from our dreams.

I'm so irritable. Yesterday I was still excited to be a civil servant, thinking that I finally had an iron rice bowl. On the first day as a civil servant, I could travel to the country of Akha at public expense. I almost woke up laughing even when I slept in the hotel last night!

Unexpectedly, I just discovered today that this iron rice bowl seems a bit too heavy, and my hands feel sore when I hold it to eat...

When I found out that the entire venue had been hijacked, I didn't want to act rashly. After all, there were so many awakened people from various countries in the venue. What was my role? It was already eye-catching enough.

I was also a little surprised when I discovered that the dark matter energy around me decreased sharply.

What? Why didn't I find out earlier? Hey, are you always alert for bricks falling from the sky when you walk? We awakened beings only take the initiative to sense the energy around us when we use our abilities.

When Vader started counting down, I realized that I couldn't help but take action. Why are these awakened beings so stupid? Don't they usually store energy in their bodies? In an emergency situation - such as this one - wouldn't it be a case of blindness?

After I moved everyone to a safe place outside the building, looking at the complicated looks of the people around me, a thought suddenly came to my mind: No wonder the protagonists of Internet articles always like to show their holiness in front of others. It's so cool to pretend to be cool! Look how handsome I am now!

This greatly satisfied my vanity.

Suddenly I thought again, now that I have shown such great ability and made an appearance at the United Nations, it is certain that I will be sent to the United Nations to represent Xia Guo to work. Then won’t they have to send me many more difficult and dangerous tasks in the future? , A head-shaking job?

This is not what I want!

I thought about pretending to be faint, showing that my strength was overstretched and that I needed a long rest - it would be best to send me to a sanatorium with beautiful scenery for ten or twenty years of training after returning to China, in recognition of my contribution to the United Nations and to politicians from various countries. and made a huge contribution.

Just as I was thinking about sweet dreams, Wade came to me. He actually recruited me on a global live broadcast. How is this okay? Isn't this testing my loyalty to the motherland? Director Zhou is still watching from his side!

I must not lose my temper at this moment!

I straightened my body and declared my correct attitude and firm position of loyalty to the country and the people in a righteous manner.

I glanced at the director secretly, and was relieved when I saw the smile on his lips. Let's just say that your position must be clear at critical moments.

When the armed forces of the Akha State arrived belatedly - to be honest, this is not surprising at all, it would be surprising when they arrived in time - the Akha State arranged for the frightened dignitaries from various countries to enter the heavily protected hotel. Finally something to eat to comfort my poor tummy.

I hid in the corner of the restaurant and ate four extremely tender top-quality fillet steaks before I slowed down my meal. There is a scheduled United Nations dinner in the evening. Such a big thing happened and there was no notice of cancellation. If it goes ahead as usual, I have to save some food - what if there is something better at the dinner?

"Are you that hungry?" Feng Liancheng asked me as he slowly dug into a piece of ice cream.

I saw that he wasn't hungry at all, so I didn't know why he came to the cafeteria early with me.

"I didn't even have time to eat at noon. You're not hungry, why are you following me?"

Feng Liancheng looked around the restaurant and said jokingly: "I am afraid that you will be taken away by other countries, so I am supervising you!"

"Don't worry about this. My favorite food is Xiaguo cuisine. One or two foreign meals are fine, but my stomach won't get used to it if I eat too much." I took a sip of the cream of mushroom soup and said calmly.

When I returned to the hotel room, I checked my phone and realized that I had become a world celebrity.

The Internet is full of news about the explosion of the United Nations building, and the news that politicians from various countries were almost taken advantage of by Awakened terrorists. In addition, various countries have acknowledged the existence of Awakened ones and have established official Awakened departments to prepare for the increasingly serious invasion of alien creatures in the future. .

The official website of the United Nations and the official websites of various countries have announced the levels of awakened people and alien creatures.

All this represents the coming of a new era.

And my name and the big A-level appear at the top, which is really dazzling!

Many news items carry pictures. It was so chaotic at the time and I didn’t know who took the pictures. In the picture, the United Nations building disintegrated in red flames and billowing black smoke, while the subject of the photo, me, was suspended in the air, protecting the dignitaries from various countries from falling to the ground with one hand, and blocking the debris from the explosion shock wave with the other hand.

To be honest, from the perspective of a bystander, this photo is really well taken. The photographer can be said to have captured the essence of contrast. The protagonist of the photo has an expressionless face, a calm look, and a casual look. The posture is as natural as making a pot of tea at home.

As the background, the United Nations building with raging fire and billowing black smoke, and the embarrassed and panicked dignitaries from various countries in the corner are simply the foil and finishing touch.

I won’t say it anymore. If I say it too much, you might think I’m being narcissistic. In fact, I’m really panicking.

The news detailed everything that happened at the United Nations today. It also talked about the Xia Kingdom and the Akkar Kingdom jointly annihilating the giant crabs. It even compared it with what I did yesterday to drive away sea monsters at the beach. Isn't this nonsense? Comparing that big crab to yesterday's small octopus is a complete comparison between a Chinese warship and a Vietnamese monkey fishing boat. Are they comparable?

This is putting me on the fire! This is totally flattering!

In the evening, the United Nations dinner was held as scheduled. I wore a work suit—a white shirt, a suit skirt, and a small suit. Anyway, I tried to be as low-key as possible, hoping that I could disappear into the crowd and no one would notice me.

But this is impossible. No matter how hard a diamond tries to hide itself, it still continues to shine in the darkness. Ah, what a happy trouble, I try to be as low-key as possible, but it is still so eye-catching.

People speaking various languages ​​​​continuously came up to me to express their gratitude and all kinds of completely unnecessary greetings. The translator sent by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs did their duty. For the sake of dignity, I also tried to maintain a cold but polite smile, with a smile on my face. To cramp.

Fortunately, Director Zhou and Deputy Director Zheng came to my rescue. No matter how busy they were, there was always one person by my side to help me stop those overly enthusiastic greetings.

It was finally the end of the show, and I went back to the hotel to rest tiredly.

When I was browsing the personal blog of the male god in the evening, I found that he had updated: "I am very grateful to my fans. They have always cared about me and supported me. They have accompanied me through the trough and protected me through danger. In fact, it was originally very difficult for me. Imagine that there are so many strangers around the world who have never masked their faces. Just seeing my performance in the movie, they have goodwill and good impressions of me. This love and support is so simple, pure, so It's touching. I will work harder in the future to live up to the support and love my fans have for me. [Heart] [Kiss]"

What? My dear, are you really that innocent? You don’t really think that all those fans are rushing to your performance, do you?

Well, I confess, I am not as innocent and pure as you said. In addition to your performance, I also admire your handsome face and perfect...ahem...body!

Below are several photos in a row, all of which Chris took with fans on the set of "The Spy" this afternoon. The wreckage of the car explosion behind was particularly eye-catching.

Ahhhhh, he not only took photos with fans, but also hugged them. Why wasn't I there? Why should I leave early?

He has always believed that actors and fans should keep a certain distance, so that the audience can integrate into the actors' performances. Once this distance is broken, there will be no sense of mystery, and the influence of the actor's role on the audience will be greatly reduced. But today he actually gave his fans such benefits. I feel more heartbroken than if I missed out on 100 million!

I also searched for a video of him comforting fans after the explosion today. Oh my God, he had just experienced an explosion, and instead of going to the hospital for a checkup, he comforted the frightened fans immediately.

Woohoo, he's so good, I decided to be a fan of him for the rest of my life.