After becoming a god on earth, I always want to lie down

"What a mistake!" Director Zhou said.

"Yes, he actually used a beauty trick. This trick is too poisonous." Feng Liancheng continued.

"Is it too deliberate to replace her with a handsome assistant now?"

"It's useless. She has been a fan of this male star for more than four years. She started to be obsessed with him before she even woke up. No one else has this power."

"Alas!" Director Zhou sighed, "I have made mistakes with her several times."

"Director, she is a black swan incident in her own right. Anyone who faces her will make a mistake."

"By the way, aren't there two handsome young men in the special operations team? How about sending her as a team member later? What kind of person does she like? We can choose from the Awakening Branch below..."

Feng Liancheng hesitated to speak, "Director, you have to believe in Comrade Yang Yi's loyalty to the motherland."

"I believe it, but the enemy is too cunning, so we have to do something to avoid appearing too passive. This is our super strategic weapon! The higher ups take it very seriously."

"I think what she needs most right now is not to be seen as a weapon, but equality and respect."

Director Zhou was stunned and patted Feng Liancheng on the shoulder: "You are right." He smiled: "You were responsible for collecting and sorting out Yang Yi's information, right?"

"Yes, Director."

"Does Yang Yi know this?"

Feng Liancheng immediately grimaced: "I just found out."

"Xiao Feng, thank you for your hard work! If...you will be a little wronged!"

"Yang Yi should... not be someone who can express his anger. Besides, this is a normal procedure... Director, you have to say something for me!"

"Thanks a lot."

"Director——"

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On the plane back to Xia Kingdom, Yang Yi stared at Feng Liancheng opposite.

In just ten minutes, Feng Liancheng went from pretending to be fine at the beginning, to feeling on pins and needles, to breaking out in cold sweat.

During this process, Feng Liancheng looked at Director Zhou for help countless times, but the Director seemed not to notice. Sometimes he was on the phone, sometimes he turned on the computer and looked at some information. Sometimes he frowned deeply, and sometimes he was deep in thought. He was always busy. look.

Feng Liancheng finally realized that no one could help him.

"Comrade Yang Yi, if you have any dissatisfaction, just tell me directly. Stop looking at me like that. I'm under a lot of pressure!"

Yang Yi's face was expressionless.

Even if she had a direct attack at this moment, Feng Liancheng would not be so nervous, as he was afraid of the calm before the storm.

Feng Liancheng was restless, as if there was a hedgehog under his butt.

Finally, Yang Yi said: "Why are you nervous? I'm just looking at you."

As soon as these words came out, Feng Liancheng felt even more uncomfortable. He smiled bitterly and said, "I'm afraid you don't know how nervous your eyes are right now!"

"Why, wasn't I the same before as I am now? Why am I so nervous now, and you act like you're very familiar with me when we first met?"

"If I had known your strength, really, I would have treated you like the Queen Mother."

Yang Yi chuckled.

Feng Liancheng exhaled silently.

Director Zhou seemed to have just discovered a conflict between the two and smoothed things over: "It's normal for colleagues to have misunderstandings. Just talk it over and let it go! We all have a common goal, what's the irreconcilable conflict? Go back in the evening , I invite everyone to have a meal together to reward everyone for their hard work this time——"

"Then I have to kill the director well." Yang Yi said with a smile.

Director Zhou looked in pain, causing Yang Yi and Feng Liancheng to boo.

Regarding the invasion of her privacy this time, Yang Yi gently picked it up and put it down, but no one would think that she really didn't care.

After returning home in the evening, Feng Liancheng summoned Chen Yushu, Wei Changan, and Li Chengxuan to go to the "Imperial Dining Room" in the capital. I heard that Wang Siyuan of the hotel was a descendant of the imperial chef of the previous dynasty. The private room was already full, but when he saw Yang Yi, Boss Wang's eyes widened instantly and he immediately vacated a spare top-level private room.

Boss Wang of Yushanfang was so enthusiastic that he not only offered to provide all the meals for free, but also gave away more than a dozen signature dishes. He even lamented that time was too tight and there was no time to prepare many dishes at once, and asked Yang Yi and the others to prepare a few days in advance next time. Reminder, give them a full banquet.

In the end, Director Zhou forced the bill to be settled on the grounds that civil servants could not eat and drink for free. Although there was a discount, the bill was still painful to settle. Boss Wang served all the delicious dishes that were never easily prepared.

At Boss Wang's strong request, Yang Yi took a group photo with Boss Wang, and left Yushanfang with Boss Wang's warm welcome.

On the way back, Yang Yi sighed: "If everyone is so enthusiastic in the future, it will be a bit overwhelming."

Director Zhou smiled and said nothing.

Wei Changan is very direct: "If you want people to be less enthusiastic, you may have to wear a mask when going out."

Li Chengxuan said somewhat sourly: "It's good. You don't need to bring money with you when you go out from now on. You can pay directly with your face."

"As long as you have the strength, you can do it. Why are you so embarrassed?" Chen Yushu said coldly.

Yang Yi glanced at Chen Yushu in surprise. She didn't expect that he, who had always been silent, would actually speak for her.

Feng Liancheng quickly smoothed things over: "Thanks to Yang Yi for this rescue mission, if it weren't for her, we might have been wiped out this time. Let alone this meal, even if Yang Yi's meals are included in the future, this is our It should be, haha..."

Li Chengxuan was a little embarrassed and turned his head away awkwardly.

After returning to the dormitory and closing the door, the deliberately maintained smile on Yang Yi's face slowly dissipated.

She was a little tired, and this fatigue came from the inside out. She collapsed on the sofa and fell into a daze without knowing it.

The ceiling lamp on the roof is round, with a string of small purple flowers printed on it, like yellow wattle flowers. There are such small shrubs growing around her secret base.

Whenever spring and summer bloom, small purple flowers are all over the edge of the cliff. The smell when they bloom is really strange. It can be used to repel mosquitoes. Some people think it is a refreshing fragrance, while others think it is a stink.

When the yellow vitex first blooms, it has a light smell, and Yang Yi can still say it has a delicate fragrance, but the more it blooms, the stronger the smell becomes, and the strange smell always floats in the salty sea breeze. When she was lying on the recliner in the secret base and resting comfortably, this smell always penetrated her nostrils desperately. She really couldn't force herself to praise her smell.

Next to bloom is the oleander. She didn't have much smell, and the flowers were pretty, but they were poisonous. She had to be careful not to be poisoned by the flowers she dropped while drinking tea under the tree.

It will be fine after that. The sweet-scented osmanthus blooms in August, and the smell is very overpowering and fragrant. She often picks sweet-scented osmanthus flowers to make desserts or make tea. Sea buckthorn produces small orange-yellow beans in August, which look very cute and cheerful. This is a good thing. Sometimes she will pick some and take them home to make jam.

She considers these her friends.

Now, she is finally leaving her friends.

Her consciousness gradually blurred, and then she fell into a psychedelic and bizarre dream.

She flew over the endless blue ocean and kept flying, as if the blue would never end. Countless huge and terrifying giant beasts live here, and giant beasts like giant crabs are just the least conspicuous among the giant beasts in the sea.

After flying for an unknown amount of time, she arrived on land. Everything here was of a blurry color, and the mist shrouded everything. Strange vines were crawling towards her under her feet, and the surrounding dense and moist jungle hid countless predators and poisonous insects waiting for an opportunity to pounce.

Then she suddenly waved her hand, and the fog dissipated, revealing everything hidden behind the white mist. All the animals seemed to have noticed something, and ran away in an instant. Even the squirming vines under their feet suddenly stopped, and crawled softly and harmlessly on the ground.

Seeing all this, her emotions didn't seem to fluctuate at all, and she was so calm that she regarded everything as normal.

Suddenly the camera turned, and she was once again in a world of fire and flames. In front of her was a surging river of flames, and the air was deformed and twisted by the scorching breath.

She walked in this world of flames, passed through the waterfalls of flames, and came to the front of the gushing volcano.

Suddenly, the volcano spewed out a plume of black smoke, and a deep voice came from the volcano: "Why did you break into the Fire Demon's forbidden land? Don't you want to live anymore?"

"Assad, open your eyes and see who I am?" she heard herself say.

Yang Yi suddenly woke up from her dream, her heart beating violently in her chest, as if someone was hitting her heart with a big hammer. Her clothes were soaked with cold sweat, her shirt clung to her body, and her underwear was tightly tied to her chest like a soaked and cold rope. She untied her underwear with her mind, threw it on the sofa, and then sat there in a daze.

Why did I suddenly have such a dream?

Where is that world? Is it...a world of alien creatures?

Does she really know a fire demon named Assad?

The woman in the dream seemed to be her, but it seemed not to be her, as if her body was occupied by some consciousness that did not belong to her. In the dream, she was very familiar with everything in that world, and could even be said to be blind to it. Everything was in her. His eyes looked so ordinary, so... boring.

Who is she?

who I am?

The night outside the window was thick, with only the shadows of distant street lights shining over me.

Strands of hair stick to the forehead, sticky and greasy, like the leeches that burrow into the skin in the smelly ditch in summer. She wiped her face haphazardly with her shirt sleeves, got up and went to the mirror, looking at herself in a panic.

The young girl in the mirror has a pale face, dry lips, and her skin is a little tanned by the abundant sunshine in Haibei City. Her eyes are completely black, like two pools of light-absorbing black holes. Everything reflected in it can only sink into endless darkness. Black swirl.

She stared at it without blinking for a while, then suddenly asked: "Who are you?"

The person in the mirror opened his mouth and said, "Who are you?"

"I'm Yang Yi." she said.

The person in the mirror followed suit and mouthed: "I am Yang Yi."

The person in the mirror is very familiar, but after looking at it for a long time, it seems a little strange.

Yang Yi gave a helpless smile, turned on the faucet, brushed his teeth, and then took a shower. When she lay on the bed, she had woken up and could not fall asleep again.

Turning on her phone, she decided to read a novel to spend the long sober night.

Then she saw a new text message with her note on it: male god.

Her hands were faster than her brain and she immediately clicked on the text message: "Have you seen my personal blog? People are so jealous of me!"

The sending time was about three hours ago. Considering the time difference between Xia Kingdom and Akka Kingdom, it should be afternoon over there.

The corners of Yang Yi's mouth curled up, and his heavy heart relaxed slightly. She opened Chris's personal blog and saw that the number of comments on it had reached hundreds of thousands, and the comment section almost went crazy.