After becoming a god on earth, I always want to lie down

The news of Yang Yi's return immediately became a hot topic.

Whether it's a search engine, real-time hot news, or the hottest news on a blog in Xia Kingdom, Yang Yi's Return has the real maximum traffic. Any latest picture about Yang Yi can get hundreds of thousands of views, and people are hungry for the latest news about Yang Yi like leeches hungry for blood.

A blogger in Zhongyuan City used a high-definition camera to capture Yang Yi's fight against the Sky-Eating Beast. The video only lasted less than half a minute, but it instantly became the most popular video on blogs, Douyin, and Kuaishou.

In the video, there was chaos of crying and screaming around, and suddenly someone shouted, "Look! Yang Yi is back!" The camera shook momentarily and turned to the sky, finally capturing the tiny figure in the sky.

In the background, people screamed in surprise. Along with everyone's ecstatic shouts, the owner of the video was also excited, shouting "It's her! She's here to save us! Yang Yi..." The trembling camera suddenly zoomed out. Nearby, Yang Yi's figure slowly enlarged in the picture.

In the moment, the camera finally captured her figure. She was wearing a men's casual suit, light blue, wide and unfitting, with a white silk suspender underneath. Her hair was loose and draped naturally on her shoulders. .

Her expression was calm, and her flying figure didn't even pause. She just lightly closed her hands, and the raging Sky Devouring Beast was sliced ​​into a thin piece by the invisible force and turned into ashes.

Then, the figure disappeared into the air, and a sonic explosion sounded in the air.

"She can break the sound barrier!" the owner of the video screamed, and the screen shook violently. He could no longer suppress the excitement in his heart, "Oh my God! Oh my God... Breaking the sound barrier with the body, this is too scary..."

Then the video ends.

Only a few minutes after the video was uploaded, the number of comments already exceeded tens of thousands.

"The god among men returns!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo maybe place......~~~~~~~~~~~sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

"What's so weird about breaking the sound barrier with a physical body? She can even survive a nuclear blast!"

"Upstairs, objectively speaking, Britain only used a nuclear bomb to blow up the Wembley Hole, which was a passage to another world. Yang Yi was already in another world at that time, so can she withstand the nuclear bomb? , something else to say.”

"Get away, Li Zhongke! Yiyi is the best! The strongest in the world! There is no doubt! Let alone nuclear bombs, no weapons on the earth can cause harm to her! She is truly a god on earth. !!!”

"My clothes (scream) (squirm) my love (twist) (squirm) I love you (squirm) please look at me with mercy (squirm darkly) I'm crazy for you (roll) me I'm obsessed with you (crawling fiercely) I hit the wall for you (roaring) (gloomy growl) (crawling) (splitting) (walking ashore) (twisted walking)"

"Great, she's still alive! Our village put her statue into the temple half a month ago, and the incense is very popular (I can't laugh or cry). It seems that it will be taken down now."

"That Sky Devouring Beast didn't even have time to fire out its light of annihilation before she slapped it flat! From 3D to 2D, it's so handsome!"

"Let's discuss it rationally. Why can the scarlet light of the Sky Devouring Beast, which can annihilate everything, not annihilate her telepathy? Who can explain it?"

"How did she come back? Has she mastered the ability to open space channels? And she appeared on the outskirts of Rossi City, thousands of miles away from Renton City!"

"The coat she is wearing seems to be a men's one? Whose is it?!!! Comrades, there is a situation!!!!"

"It belongs to this man! (Website link) She appeared in the suburbs of Luoxi City for the first time after her return. Next to her was this man. He took off his clothes and handed them to her! And she actually put them on naturally!!!"

"Who is that man! (Screaming) (Cruel squirming) Three minutes, I want to know this man's information immediately!"

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Thomas had just returned to Tims Village, and before he had time to settle down, he received phone calls from various upper-class figures in Britain asking about his relationship with Yang Yi, both overtly and covertly.

"No comment!"

After Thomas hung up the call from Duke Leyton, he simply put the phone on silent. He stood in the living room in disgust and shouted: "These damn flies are following everyone's influence!"

"Sir, keep your voice down!" Miranda tugged on his sleeve quickly to signal his attention.

The servants around him came and went, putting things in the car back to their original places, as if they didn't notice anything about the master's words and deeds.

"Which damn guy secretly uploaded our video to the Internet? Notify the Essex Group's legal team immediately, I will sue him for infringement of portrait rights and privacy rights!" Thomas threw his phone on the sofa and said angrily Walking around the living room.

The screen of his mobile phone kept lighting up, and he was constantly being called by different people, including relatives whom he had not contacted for hundreds of years, former classmates, business friends, aristocrats with whom he had met in the social circle, and various political figures. .

Thomas turned a blind eye and turned on the TV to real-time international news.

Yang Yi had finished dealing with the last Sky-Eating Beast, and his figure suddenly disappeared over the city of Fax, Canada, without a trace.

Has she gone back to Xia Kingdom?

Will she...will come back? Does she remember Tims Village? Does she still remember... me?

Thomas came back to his senses and realized what he was thinking. He stood up suddenly, startling the maid who was sorting things next to him.

He was spinning in circles: What does it have to do with me whether she comes back or not? Love will never come back!

And, look now, his entire life was ruined because of her! Those fishy-smelling flies broke his peaceful secluded life and made it a mess!

Just as he was holding a fire in his heart, Miranda walked over quickly with the phone in hand, covering the receiver with one hand, and reminded in an anxious whisper: "Sir, it's His Majesty the King!"

Ha, now even the king is attracted to her, Thomas sneered in his heart.

But he had to answer the phone, "Good afternoon, Your Majesty! I am Thomas Essex." He greeted the new king politely.

"Thomas, come on, when did we become so estranged from each other?" The new king, who was a prince a month ago, laughed knowingly, "We were drinking together two years ago!"

Yes, two years ago! And we didn’t know each other that well at that time! Thomas made a mean remark in his mind.

Sure enough, after some polite remarks, the king finally turned to the main topic of the call and asked about Yang Yi.

Thomas had already prepared a draft: Tims Village had a very small population and everyone was acquaintances. Suddenly a strange oriental girl appeared. Even though her appearance was different from that of Yang Yi, anyone who was interested could guess that the girl was Yang Yi. No matter what, Since I can't hide it, I might as well tell everything that can be easily found out.

So he told the king that he took in a strange girl a month ago. The girl had been working in his house. He didn't know it was Yang Yi until a few hours ago. He is still surprised.

The king asked vaguely about their relationship, and Thomas said calmly: "It's just the relationship between employer and employee. She used to work here and helped my housekeeper with some housework."

After finally sending the king away, Thomas took his cell phone and started thinking.

Suddenly, a flash of lightning lit up in his mind, remembering that day Yang Yi asked him if her blood had been cleaned.

He quickly went to the kitchen to get the stain removal spray, ran to Yang Yi's room and sprayed it like crazy.

Miranda asked in surprise: "What happened?"

"Quick! Quick! Miranda, before those black rats from MI6 come over, clean up all traces of Frieza!"

Miranda seemed to realize something and immediately ran to the storage room to get disinfectant.