After becoming a god on earth, I always want to lie down

I must still be dreaming!

Yang Yi, as a hard-working social worker, was still sleeping in a rental house yesterday.

Today, in another country across the Pacific, in the General Assembly Hall on the 23rd floor of the United Nations, at a global conference, I was surrounded by dignitaries from various countries.

Until now, she is still confused.

In front of her eyes was a sea of ​​crowded people, black, yellow, brown, furry heads of various colors, mixed with a few reflective bald heads, and colorful eyes, staring at her like looking at strange animals.

There was a whole row of reporters in the distance, carrying long guns and short cannons. The camera was pointed at her face and kept flashing, as if she was a rare alien.

Her eyes were dazzled by the flash, and her already confused head was even more dizzy.

This dream is so real!

In front of everyone, she recalled at an inappropriate moment that the dishes in the rental house had not been washed yesterday and the dirty clothes were still in the washing machine. Wouldn't they all stink? ...and the most important question - can she return to a peaceful life?

As for how she ended up standing here? Let’s start from the beginning...

long long ago…………

Well, no one wants to hear the old lady’s foot-wrapped story, here’s the thing.

Yesterday, Sunday, Yang Yi prepared three sets of equipment for going to the sea: sun protection equipment, a small shovel, and a small bucket. She especially likes to watch the live broadcast of going to the sea. If she has nothing to do, she will go to the beach to pick up some shells, crabs, octopuses, etc., and cook them when she goes home. This was one of the most important reasons why she, a landlocked person, moved to the seaside town.

She is relatively introverted and feels a little socially anxious, so she deliberately found a deserted beach reef and silently pried the Buddha's conch.

She really loved eating this stuff. Once boiled with just plain water, it was fresh and sweet. Moreover, it was so decompressive that she couldn't stop eating it.

After prying out most of the barrel, suddenly there was a noise in the distance, accompanied by a piercing scream. She raised her head and looked:

Oh! A mountain slowly rises from the sea level, and a huge octopus monster slowly emerges from the water. Just one look is enough to give you macrophobia.

Under the nameless power of the octopus monster, the sea surface seemed to be boiling, and waves as high as several stories were rushing toward the beach.

The tourists were so frightened that they ran around like headless flies. Unfortunately, how can my feet run through the turbulent waves? A wave rushed in, and the crowd was swept away like ants, and then was carried back to the ocean by the sea water.

Now that it's like this, can she just ignore it? Does she have the heart to ignore it?

She wrapped herself tightly and flew towards the monster - oh, I forgot to mention, she has super powers.

She felt that she was too reckless when she drove the monster that appeared out of nowhere back into the deep sea.

Standing in the sky and looking down, tourists pointed their mobile phones at her and kept taking pictures.

She thought to herself, it's over, Barbie is Q, and the secret she has hidden for three years can no longer be hidden.

Tomorrow - no, maybe in an hour or two - I'm afraid now, she has become the top trending search on the Internet, the number one Internet celebrity in the hands of D Yin K.

For three years, I had lived incognito, fearing that someone would discover that I had super powers. I was in fear every day. Now I became famous and it was over!

Are you going to be a guinea pig in a laboratory? Or be imprisoned in a dark room for life? The future is dark.

Yang Yi leaned against the clouds and was in a daze for a while. The thick clouds and mist could not hide her cold and desolate heart.

Suddenly, her eyes lit up and she looked down at her equipment. Well, the mask was complete! The visor is huge too! The sun protection clothing is tight... probably... no one will recognize it...

She took out her mobile phone and searched the Haibei City sea monster incident on the Internet, and found that she was just a fuzzy dot in all the videos. Not to mention her face, she could only roughly make out a vague human shape.

Phew—I’m relieved now!

She soared into the sky and secretly took a detour back to the rental house under the cover of clouds and mist. She didn't even dare to go back to get the small shovel and half of the bucket of bergamot snails - that was more than half of the bucket! It hurts to think about it.

Facts have proved that she rejoiced too early and underestimated the capabilities and speed of the state machine.

While she was taking a nap, two men and women with amiable attitudes but stern temperaments knocked on the peeling iron door of the rental house and invited her to join the Xia Kingdom's Awakened Persons Administration.

Annual salary of one million, five social insurances and one housing fund, free working hours, two weekends off, benefits on holidays, 2-3 times salary for overtime, and more importantly, civil servant establishment! ! !

Oh my god, is there such a good thing delivered to your door?

This salary is much better than her current job as an accountant in a private company! The stingy boss only provides three insurances and not even one gold! What are you waiting for? Why don't you quickly carry the bucket and change the pit? !

So on the first day of work, she, Yang Yi—according to rumors, the most powerful of the awakened beings discovered so far—came to the United Nations on a business trip on behalf of Xia Guo to attend the first meeting of the world's first awakened conference.

That's why she's sitting here.