Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.

Chapter 82: Stay young forever, lie about your age

During the meal, An Er was about to cry because they were all spicy and none of them he could eat.

Spicy stir-fried wild boar, spicy stewed rabbit, and even the cold shredded potatoes and cold cucumbers contain more peppers and less shredded potatoes and cucumbers.

While An Er was eating white steamed buns, he scolded An Shigong for taking revenge and being a stingy man. He drank cold water and broke the cup and cut his mouth.

At the same time, I also have a better memory and know that I must never provoke An Shi when he is cooking, otherwise my stomach will suffer.

Fortunately, everyone in Leng Yue and Huo Jingxuan's group, except An Er, can eat spicy food. They just felt that An Ten's cooking today was particularly enthusiastic, and nothing else. It was all used to relieve moisture.

Because it was still a long time before the evening operation, everyone gathered together in twos and threes to chat and pass the time.

Tang Xiaoyue, Liu Siyao and other female family members talked about offering incense to fulfill their wishes, especially the Feng family, Qian family and Ouyang family who all joined in after hearing this.

The chat among the female relatives was lively for a while. When they first knew they were going to be exiled, they all thought it was over and that they would never have a good life. Either they were broken on the way, or they couldn't think about it one day and their souls returned to some crooked-neck tree.

Unexpectedly, not only did I not suffer, but I was actually quite happy, just like traveling.

They felt that all this was due to the blessing of the Buddha, and they decided to go to the temple to offer incense and donate money for sesame oil.

The corners of Leng Yue's mouth twitched when she heard this, but this was someone's belief and she couldn't interfere too much.

Just listen quietly and don't express an opinion.

She wanted to be a transparent person, but Tang Xiaoyue didn't agree!

He had to call her by name and ask her if she was going?

“I’m going, I’m going to shit, I’m going.

When you burn incense and pay your vows, you all have something to ask for. I have no desires or requests, so I won’t cause trouble to the Buddha or other old people. "

Tang Xiaoyue and the other female relatives didn't understand Leng Yue's words. How could someone have no desires and no demands?

Tang Xiaoyue thought for a long time, and then you said to Leng Yue: "You can pray for eternal youth, and you will stay young forever!"

Leng Yue shook her head, "I have my own little trick for staying young forever. These four tricks are enough. No one needs to ask."

All the female relatives immediately became energetic. They are all women. Who doesn't love beauty? They all asked Leng Yue for advice, "What are the four tricks? Please teach us. We also want to learn. We also want to stay young forever."

Leng Yue cleared her throat and pretended to be mysterious, which aroused everyone's interest and surrounded Leng Yue.

Tang Xiaoyue was even more arrogant, "Good brothers and sisters, my fourth sister-in-law will give you a pat on the back. You can teach us a lesson."

Liu Siyao also followed suit and joined the dog leg team every minute to pinch Leng Yue's legs.

Leng Yue took a look and realized that this was not enough. While enjoying the service of slapping his back and squeezing his legs, he said: "My little tips are to drink more water, exercise more, and stop worrying and lying about your age!"

All the female relatives looked at each other and said in unison, "That's it?"

"cut!"

Then they left Leng Yue behind and continued to talk about their plans to fulfill their wishes.

From a distance, Huo Jingxuan saw a group of female relatives chatting animatedly, while his wife was alone looking at the sky in a daze, thinking that Leng Yue had been left out.

After listening for a long time with his ears stretched out, he finally understood what was going on and called Leng Yue aside.

He asked tentatively, "Daughter-in-law, are they making you angry, or do you not believe in Buddhism and believe in something else?

If they make you angry, my husband will remove the wound for you. If you believe something else, then tell me what you believe, and I will follow your lead in the future. "

Leng Yue was amused by his serious look, "Who dares to make me angry? You don't need to remove the wounds for me, I will take care of them on the spot.

You say they burn incense, worship gods, and kowtow, but they can still leak several pots. What’s the use?

It is better to ask for help than to ask for help from yourself. Only you can overcome your own difficulties, and it is useless to ask for help from anyone.

But when it comes to faith, I really do have it. I believe in the party and the people, but you don’t understand even if I say it! "

One sentence succeeded in making Huo Jingxuan confused. He understood people and people, but he didn't understand the people together.

And what is a party?

Just when Huo Jingxuan was about to get to the bottom of it, Leng Yue had already gone to the middle female family members to cause trouble.

Originally she didn't want to take care of it, but the more she heard, the more outrageous it became. She wanted to donate money for sesame oil and help the Buddha gild his body.

Later, we actually discussed that several families should pool their money to donate money to build the temple.

This Leng Yue is going to cause trouble. She has nothing to do with donating some sesame oil money appropriately. A small amount is harmless.

If you build a temple, it's not a small amount of money. What can you do with that money? Donate to the poor and beggars, support poor students, and train more talents for the country.

Even set up a technical school to teach the poor some skills to make a living, so that they can have a skill to support themselves, and even support a family in the future. Once they are able, they can give back to the society!

Because she didn't speak nicely just now, no one was willing to listen to her now.

If you don't listen to her talk, then she will sing.

“In the midst of getting rich and shining, I chose to go crazy.

Between making money and finding objects, I chose health.

Among being talented and wealthy, I chose to be sick.

Among better and stronger, I chose to be more cowardly.

In your heart, who am I? "

Leng Yue thought silently in her heart, I'm sorry, Master Phoenix Legend, borrow it for a moment, I will make up for the copyright fee if I have the chance to go back.

She successfully attracted everyone's attention and stopped talking. They all shut up and stared at her.

Leng Yue knew the opportunity had come and continued singing.

“Between going to work and making progress, I chose to burn incense.

Between asking for help and seeking for oneself, I chose to seek help from the Buddha.

Between action and function, practice is chosen.

Between relationship and system, I chose the Buddhist system. "

I don’t know how to sing the next part, so I continue to recite, “I have been struggling for decades. I can’t put it down well, I can’t win after rolling it up, I can’t lie down flatly, I can’t learn enough, it’s useless to rely on myself, I can only rely on God. Burn hundreds of incense and make a wish of millions, and the Buddha says you should get out of here!"

They succeeded in making everyone blush and decided not to waste the money. They were also afraid that Buddha would tell them to get out again.

Leng Yue teased them at the end, "Aren't you just asking for peace?

Why do you beg him? He has so many things to do all day long, so begging me is enough.

As long as I am on the road, I will definitely ensure that you are safe and sound, and that all of you will be smooth, white and fat. "

The female relatives heard that it was just like that in the front, but forget it later, especially those single girls, and quickly waved their hands. "It's okay to be naked and water slide and to keep safe. It's okay to be white. Forget about being fat. I'm afraid I won't be able to get married in the future."

"I'm not a big man, but I think about getting married all day long. I'm so embarrassed!"

Leng Yue teased them again and successfully made all the single girls blush. Later, they chased her all over the yard to beat her.

So wherever Leng Yue and the others went, there was laughter and laughter, and all the men were happy after hearing this. Wasn't everything they struggled and done just for this moment?

As long as my wife and children are happy, that’s enough!

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