Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.
Chapter 745: One inch short, one inch dangerous
Provocation, this is naked provocation!
The reason why Chen Kai was transferred to the non-staff position was because he couldn't speak well.
The outsiders don't know how to cause trouble, and you can't tell what their facial features are.
It is commonly known as someone who has manipulated someone and put on small shoes!
However, he was able to become the deputy general because of his strength.
Now, although his strength is not as good as before!
However, it was not a cook's turn to bully him.
Chen Kai also sneered and looked up and down at the cook with a sinister face.
"Looking at your fat head and big ears, you probably eat a lot on the sly!
I see you are fatter than the fat pigs in that pen.
People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong.
Pigs should be slaughtered as soon as they are strong. I think you should be able to produce a lot of meat!
It just so happened that the whole army was short of food and clothing, and it was also the time when the two armies were fighting.
Just contribute and add some fuel to everyone! "
As soon as he finished speaking, he directly raised his foot and kicked the arrogant-looking cook, and greeted him.
Without stopping, the big knife went straight towards the cook's neck.
However, the cook is not a vegetarian either.
Although he is fat, he is very agile.
Tiptoeing, the body slid backwards and flew out.
He quickly picked up the two machetes on the chopping board, and then danced vigorously in the air.
After a while, Chen Kai and the cook started fighting in the kitchen.
When the remaining fire-headed soldiers saw that their heads had been bullied, they all picked up kitchen knives, butcher knives and rice spoons and rushed up.
When Xiao Liuzi saw this, he sent a signal to his brother, and he blocked it with a big knife.
As the saying goes, every inch is short and every inch is dangerous.
In the end, Chen Kai, Xiao Liuzi and others must have won, and the cooks suffered because of their weak weapons.
Chen Kai, who became the winner, got angry when he looked at the cooks lying on the ground.
He held a big knife in both hands and kicked him arrogantly. The cook with a stern face now had less air coming in and more air coming out.
"No matter how good you are at dancing with a kitchen knife, it is only for chopping vegetables. You are not professional enough.
This professional thing still needs to be done by professionals. "
Then with a sharp look in his eyes, he killed the cook with a single blow.
With a click, he pulled out the knife again.
Now everyone knows what white knife comes in and red knife comes out.
Looking at the knife dripping blood, the blood spurting out from the fat cook's body, and his body.
At this moment, all the Huotou soldiers were afraid.
Kneel down and kowtow to Chen Kai, fearing that he would kill them too in anger.
"Ha ha ha ha!
Now Chen Kai was happy, finally getting a taste of power. "
After laughing, he pointed a knife at the fat cook's body and said, "I don't need to tell you how to do it, do I?"
When those fire-headed soldiers thought about it, they wanted to make human flesh, and it was their heads.
I feel nauseous and want to vomit.
However, they tried their best to hold it in and did not dare to vomit.
This pleased Chen Kai even more and he smiled even more happily.
However, when he looked at the fire-headed soldiers one by one.
He still found the cook who had been trying to reduce his presence, the cook who had blasted him away before.
Without saying a word, he picked up the knife and killed him.
"I'm looking for you. You should be punished now for being such a mean-mouthed person!"
Afterwards, Chen Kai's reputation in the army really increased because of these food.
Poor Lin Shuwu, he is still waiting in the study for the news that Chen Kai has dealt with Huo Jingxuan!
As a result, he led a group of subordinates to eat and drink there.
And he even had second thoughts, planning to start a new business and become a king on his own!
There was no movement when I waited on the left, and there was no movement when I waited on the right.
Now Lin Shuwu was angry and led a group of shadow guards to go to Chen Kai to hold him accountable.
As a result, he didn’t even have time to lose his temper!
Chen Kai directly placed a pile of broken ropes and sawed wooden stakes in front of Lin Shuwu.
She blocked his mouth immediately. This was not due to inaction.
He is a clever woman who cannot make a meal without rice, and he is also in a dilemma!
Lin Shuwu lowered his head and looked at the completely destroyed trebuchet, and then looked at the ice city wall that seemed to be in vain against Huo Jiajun.
Especially what was floating in the air was the aroma of barbecue coming from Huo Jiajun.
From time to time, you can still hear laughter and singing and dancing coming from the other side.
Coupled with their rumbling bellies and the whistling northwest wind blowing in their ears.
Lin Shuwu was driven crazy, raising his head and roaring into the air.
"Huo Jingxuan! Huo the dog thief!
You're such a fucking bully, I'm not done with you! "
He was howling vigorously and opening his mouth as wide as possible.
Suddenly, many unknown objects were densely floating in the air. Just when Lin Jiajun had a premonition that something bad was going on, it might be Huo Jingxuan's fault again.
Before they could react, they were running away!
Those things exploded in the air, and the Lin family army was immediately blown up by the stench and turned upside down.
At this time, the sounds of vomiting and roaring had drowned out the wailing screams.
Because it's so disgusting, it's on everyone's body and face now that Lin Jiajun is present.
Even Lin Shuwu's mouth was full of Huo Jiajun's excrement.
At this time, Leng Yue, Huo Jingxuan and others on the opposite side of the glacier never heard Lin Shuwu's roar again after the explosion.
Leng Yue asked Huo Jingxuan, "Could it be such a coincidence that it exploded just when Lin Shuwu opened his mouth and collapsed into his mouth?"
Huo Jingxuan thought the same way, and he endured it again and again, but finally couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
Said: "It's almost as good as ten!"
Otherwise, according to my understanding of Lin Shuwu, even if he doesn't curse his mother for three hours in a row, he still has to lose his temper!
After suffering such a huge defeat, it was impossible for him to remain silent like this. "
Leng Yue couldn't bear it any longer, and immediately held her waist and laughed.
"Ha ha ha ha!
Then when you meet him during the battle, you can interview him, let him talk about his feelings, and humiliate him. "
Now Dahu and the gang of spies finally knew what An San meant by recycling just now.
They looked at each other, couldn't help it anymore, and burst out laughing.
"Oh my goodness!
The general's move is really damaging!
This not only made Lin Shuwu and Lin Jiajun's noses angry!
Ah hahahaha~"
These words happened to be heard by the passing An San, who pulled Dahu who was leaning forward and back with a smile.
"You know nothing, this idea came from Madam.
Madam said, wars used to be expensive and deadly.
Now change the routine, it is cheap and sick.
The main point is that even if you are angry, you will make the other party angry to death! "
"High, madam, this trick is really good!" Dahu praised.
An San shook his head, "You're so tall!
It’s not all forced by reality. The last emperor was so prodigal that he didn’t even leave a piece of shit for us.
There is nothing left to do now, and everything requires money, so don’t you just have to make plans to get through it!
There is no way, they are all forced out.
This will follow the style of Madam and Master in the past, direct artillery bombardment and grenade explosion.
The battle was resolved in minutes. Why should we brave the snow, freeze, and northwest wind? "
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