Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.

When Huo Jingxuan heard Chen say that Leng Yue loved him, he immediately lost all complaints and unhappiness.

"Now I feel relieved, as long as Leng Yue loves me, everything else doesn't matter!

No matter what, I'll follow her wherever she goes!

In this life, the next life, and the next life, I will be locked to her and we will be husband and wife for the rest of our lives! "

Liao Chen really couldn't stand Huo Jingxuan's disgusting behavior!

"S~~

Goosebumps all over the place!

Huo Laowu, can you be more careful what you say in front of the monk?

You show affection all day long, and you don’t even let a monk go. What a dog you are!

Amitabha! "

Not to be outdone, Huo Jingxuan directly fought back.

"You're a flowery monk, just pretending to be nice outside.

You are still pretending in front of me, you are really tired!

Okay, let Buddha rest for a while!

Don't mention his old man's name all the time. I guess he will find it unlucky to hear you call him!

Let's eat quickly!

By the time we finish eating, my wife will probably wake up by then.

I have to go on duty tonight!

Woo woo woo~~

Today I can’t sleep with my sweet-smelling and soft daughter-in-law in my arms. Thinking about it makes me sad! "

Liao Chen's brows were so furrowed that he could kill a fly, and he covered his ears with both hands.

He didn't forget to mutter, "It's over! It's over! My ears are contaminated again,

Don't listen to anything inappropriate! Don't listen to anything inappropriate! "

Seeing him like this, Huo Jingxuan muttered, "Old old-fashioned!"

Then I don't plan to let Chen go and continue to output from there.

Now Xie Chen couldn't bear it anymore, so he took out two talismans.

With two smacks, they all stuck to Huo Jingxuan's mouth.

At first, Huo Jingxuan thought he was going to slap his ears because of Chen Chen!

He dodged directly and reached out to grab Chen's hand.

Liao Chen had long expected that Huo Jingxuan would habitually hide to the right, so he simply aimed at the right side at first.

Huo Jingxuan also underestimated the enemy. He first felt that Chen Chen could not harm him.

Then he stopped Chen's hand midway and saw that it was two ordinary talisman papers.

He wanted to laugh, but he thought to himself, had Liao Chen gone crazy in seclusion?

Or are you treating him like a child?

He's not a ghost, so what can he do with just two broken talismans!

It didn't matter that Huo Jingxuan was careless, he was ignored by Zuo Chen.

Huo Jingxuan glared at Chen helplessly and was about to scold him for being naive.

But it turned out that it couldn't be done because the mouth was glued shut.

When Huo Jingxuan was tearing off the talisman paper, he discovered that that bastard Liao Chen actually used double-sided tape to seal the talisman paper.

The wind and sand in the northwest are strong, and it is impossible for a man like him to smear himself like a woman all day long.

In addition, the military camp has been very busy recently, and the soldiers have a lot to prepare for getting married.

When he was busy, his feet never touched the ground, and he didn't even have the time to drink water.

There have been a lot of vicissitudes in the past few days, and my mouth is peeling.

And Liao Chen's grandson is really insidious. He knows how painful it can be to stick double-sided tape on his mouth.

He still insisted on doing this, which shows that he did it on purpose.

Liao Chen knew as soon as he saw Huo Jingxuan's eyes that he wanted to kill him. He found that there was double-sided tape on the talisman paper.

He suddenly showed an expression of watching a good show and said something mean.

"How wonderful! The world seems to have become quiet all of a sudden!

Now I can finally have a meal in peace!

Otherwise, sooner or later, I will be starved to death by the dog food you feed me! "

Huo Jingxuan angrily gave Chenbi a like, meaning you are awesome, just wait!

Then he just closed his eyes and his heart went blank.

The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain, and the double-sided tape was peeled off in one go.

Then Huo Jingxuan's scream was heard, and the dead skin on his mouth was torn off, along with a small piece of flesh.

It started bleeding immediately!

Liao Chen originally thought of teasing Huo Jingxuan and making his ears clear.

But he didn't really want Huo Jingxuan to be injured or see blood!

He secretly said, "It's broken! The fun has gone crazy!"

Then he ran away, because if he didn't run, he would be beaten!

No matter how fast Liao Chen moved, he still couldn't move faster than Huo Jingxuan.

One foot had already crossed the threshold, and my hair and back collar were grabbed one after another.

Liao Chen lowered his head and looked at his outfit today, and sighed, "Why did I forget about changing my outfit!

well! Let me just say that I am not suitable for long hair!

It greatly affects my speed of escaping! "

Later, the incident ended with Liao Chen being kicked.

Huo Jingxuan looked at his disfigured lips in front of the mirror.

He turned back and glared at Chen, scolding him, "Why do you think you are so hurtful?

Why do you stick double-sided tape on the talisman paper? "

Liao Chen spread his hands and said, "You can't blame me for this. If you do, you can only blame your wife!

Who told her to let me, a monk, do the work of a Taoist priest?

Have you ever heard that there are specialties in medicine?

People can use Taoism to stick the talisman firmly.

But I don’t know how to do that stuff!

I can only find something to stick to!

The idea of ​​using double-sided tape came from your wife, and she also provided me with the goods.

Otherwise, I have never even heard of or seen this thing, let alone using it. "

Then Liao Chen deliberately came closer and took a good look at Huo Jingxuan's wounds.

Just a puff and you will be happy!

He gloated, "Huo Laowu, Huo Laowu, don't you think your wound is a bit ambiguous?

Instead of having time to start an investigation here, you might as well think carefully about how to explain it to your wife later! "

After Chen Chen reminded him, Huo Jingxuan finally saw what was wrong.

The wound looked too much like a human bite!

He was thinking about it by himself before, but he felt like something was wrong!

After understanding this, Huo Jingxuan rushed to Chen's side in two steps.

After searching his body, seven or eight more talisman papers were found.

One by one, they were all pasted on the dust. Then, one was pasted, one was uncovered, one was pasted, and one was uncovered.

After successfully making Lingchen's mouth as ambiguous as his, he stopped.

Now Huo Jingxuan smiled with satisfaction and knocked Chen's shiny head.

"It's okay now, with you by my side, I won't worry anymore.

It’s easier to explain this way, and my wife will definitely believe it!

Even if I am embarrassed, you will always be with me.

If a monk had his mouth bitten open, the level of violence would definitely far exceed mine.

After all, I have a wife, and we have a good relationship.

It is understandable for everyone to be more enthusiastic when making love.

But, you are a monk!

Hahahaha!

By then, just wait and be annoyed by everyone!

I can guarantee that within ten days and a half, your ears will not be clean at all. "