Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.

One look at this place and everyone understood.

"I see that your kid is always here to steal some food!"

As for everyone, they successfully embarrassed Hei Dan.

He scratched his head and smiled at everyone, "You have to eat to live. That's my only hobby."

Afterwards, Huo Jingxuan winked at Leng Yue, indicating that he should put away the seven little guys.

But don't let the two sides start fighting for a while, otherwise it will be bad if you accidentally hurt your own people.

As a result, as soon as they put the people away, before they could go out to investigate, a fat woman came over dragging a lean soldier.

The two of them were still arguing while walking, and then they heard the fat woman say: "Son, you are my mother's baby, the only seedling in our old Wang family!"

Looking at the defensive posture, you must be dealing with a powerful character this time.

Son, please don't act foolishly.

As soon as my head gets hot, I rush forward. The sword has no eyes. What will I do if I hurt you again?

The injury is on the son's body, but the pain is on the mother's heart! "

At this time, the soldier stopped and shook off the fat woman's hand.

"Then what did you do earlier?

You were the one who told me at the beginning that you would give me a share of military pay, which would be nothing but free money.

You didn't tell me that being a soldier was so hard!

I'm fine now, the fat all over my body has also been reduced, and my laziness has been cured.

You asked me to cheat again, please stay back.

Then why should I be a soldier? I can just go home and provide for you in your old age. "

When it came to this, the old woman felt aggrieved.

Holding the handkerchief to cover her big face like a pancake, she began to cry.

"You think you are wronged, but I am more wronged than you!

Didn't I also let that old butler fool me?

If I had known that being a soldier was so painful and that I had to fight so hard, I wouldn’t have let you go no matter what!

Even if you stay at home for the rest of your life, your mother can still support you. "

As soon as he said this, looking at his son who had become so thin, he cried even louder.

Then he rolled up his sleeves and said viciously: "No, I'm going to go find that old bastard to settle the score now.

Ask him what he is worried about? "

Before she could even take two steps, she was pulled back by her son.

"Okay, mother, the matter has come to an end. It's useless for you to go to him to settle accounts. I'm no longer under his control now.

Besides, isn’t the reason why our family is living so well depends entirely on him?

You have offended the God of Wealth. Can we still have a good life in the future?

Mom, let’s not talk about him for now.

You hurry up and find me something delicious. I'm so hungry that my chest is touching my back. "

Then the fat woman slapped her forehead and said, "Look at me, I'm such a pig. I asked you to come here just to get you something to eat, but when I got distracted, I forgot about the real thing!"

Come on, come in with your mother.

Mom will give you a big chicken drumstick and put the dried meat in your pocket later.

When you're hungry, just take a few bites. You're as thin as a bamboo pole, but you still look like my son! "

As soon as I opened the lid of the pot, there was no trace of chicken legs inside!

Not to mention the chicken legs, there are no bones or feathers left!

Just listen to the fat woman scolding, "Who the hell stole my chicken again? He even dared to steal my son's meat. I think he is tired of living."

Angry, she threw the lid of the pot with a bang, rolled up her sleeves, took a deep breath, and was about to curse.

As a result, when he raised his head, he met Masaka's An Er who was munching on a chicken drumstick on the beam.

At first, the fat woman thought she had seen it wrong!

Besides, the beams are so high, whoever has nothing to do can run up there and wait there!

He rubbed his eyes and took another look. The man was still there.

And I didn’t feel guilty at all because I was caught. I was chewing on the chicken drumsticks and it was delicious!

This undoubtedly aroused the anger of the fat woman even more. She lowered her head and quickly searched for someone who could take advantage of her.

He was still muttering, "The audacious little thief actually stole from me.

Let me catch you this time! "

The soldier who was on lookout at the door was impatient and pushed the door in impatiently.

"Mom, did your chicken hatch from the egg?

Why so slow! "

At this time, the fat woman heard her son's voice and remembered that her son was here!

She picked up the fire stick on the ground and handed it to her son's hand, "Son, you came just in time to help mother catch this little thief.

Let's silence him with poison, hand him over, and say he is a spy of the enemy country, and you will have made a meritorious service.

At least three levels in a row, not five.

That way, Mom won't worry about your safety.

At the very least, it won't be your fault to be cannon fodder and charge into battle. "

The soldier was a little confused and weighed the fire stick in his hand.

Then he threw it aside in disgust and took out the scimitar he carried with him.

He used two tricks in front of the fat woman to show off.

"Mom, those fire sticks are what you women use.

Your son is a pure man, so I have to use a knife. "

Then he pretended to puff out his rib-like chest and asked the fat woman.

"Mom, tell me now, where is the thief!

See if I can take him down within three moves. "

An Er on the rafter was just chewing the chicken legs and watching him act coquettishly.

Later, I couldn't hold it in any longer, and I just finished eating the chicken legs.

He smashed the chicken bones that had been chewed up cleanly into the soldier's nose.

"Hey! Grandson!

Grandpa is here! "

The next second, I heard an ouch.

The soldier's nose was immediately hit and bleeding, so he didn't care whether he was a thief or not, or whether he was a knife or not.

I squatted down, covered my nose, and started crying.

He was still howling, "Mom, it hurts me to death.

You have to avenge me and make his nose bleed. "

When the fat woman saw blood on her son's nose, she immediately became anxious.

Pointing at An Er's nose, he cursed, "You audacious little thief, how dare you hit my son.

See, I won’t fight with you today. "

He casually picked up the fire stick and the cooking spoon and threw them towards An Er.

As a result, not only did the things not hit An Er, he also caught them all.

Then I saw him smile evilly, return all the things he caught, and hit the fat woman one by one.

The speed was fast, the angle was tricky, and the strength was great.

The fat woman who was beaten immediately ran away with her head in her arms, wailing repeatedly.

Seeing that she couldn't be beaten, the fat woman's little eyes darted around and she immediately had an idea.

I saw her stretching her neck, exerting all her strength, and trying to shake him.

An Er immediately snatched the chicken bone from An San's hand and threw it towards the fat woman's mouth with a snap.

The chicken bone was immediately stuck, and the fat woman was seen with her hands stuck on her neck, and her face turned red from coughing.

I couldn't shout a word, and my plan to shake people went bankrupt instantly.