When it came to booking a date, Leng Yue remembered to ask An Wu.

"When do you and Liu Siyao plan to get things done?

Before the official war, can we still drink your wedding wine? "

An Wu smiled sheepishly at first, and then said, "Aren't you waiting for Madam to check the date for us?

We will do it on the day you say it will be done! "

Leng Yue didn't listen to him, "You're such a bad boy, you've learned how to flatter me.

But then your efforts are in vain, because you are marrying into the Liu family, which is equivalent to us marrying our daughter, and setting a date belongs to the Liu family, and we will not interfere with it. "

Just like that, An Wu finally told the truth, "My father-in-law said that the war is important, and he wants us to follow the others and not do anything special."

"Look, let me tell you, this brat is a bad learner!

You knew it earlier, and you didn't forget to put a high hat on me.

Fortunately, I'm smart enough to see through your little trick.

Otherwise, I'll let you two get married tonight, and I'll see what you do then. "

After Leng Yue finished speaking, she didn't forget to kick An Wuyi.

"You're so smooth-talking, you really deserve a beating."

Afterwards, the group came to a big tree 500 meters away from the city gate, and looked at the bodies of Xiao Yuanying and the little emperor hanging on the tree in confusion.

Asked Leng Yue, "Madam, you are so good, why did you suddenly remember to hang their bodies here?

Isn’t this obviously waiting for people from Amullingwe to snatch it? "

Leng Yue shook her head, "Don't underestimate this place, this is the best viewing place that I carefully selected.

Hanging it in a hidden place, I was afraid that the people in Amullingwe would not be able to find it, and it was too far away, and I was afraid that when the fireworks were set off, I was afraid that the people in the city would not see it. "

An Liuyi became interested when he heard the fireworks, "Madam, is there something good going on?

Are we going to set off fireworks to celebrate?

I like to set off fireworks the most, they are lively and exciting. "

Huo Jingxuan laughed when he heard this and couldn't help but jump out to explain to everyone.

“Your wife has planted a lot of landmines near here, and when the time comes, the people of Amurlingwe will be blown up into the sky.

Isn't that just setting off fireworks?

And ours is more exciting, with two kicks and a big flower. If you touch one, you can knock down a large one. "

Everyone was so frightened that they quickly backed away. This was no joke.

Don't accidentally get hit again and send yourself away without blowing up the enemy.

Leng Yue laughed when she saw their little moves and scolded them, "I can still trick you, but they haven't been buried here yet!

All these things have been left for you. Brothers, you can get enough food and clothing by yourself, dig holes and lay landmines! "

Huo Tong, who was far away on the city wall, was lying there with a group of soldiers watching the fun.

I heard a soldier ask Huo Tong, "Boss, you see those secret guards are quite particular.

It's not convenient to go to such a big place. I have to dig a hole. The cat is about to catch up, and I know how to cover it when it's done. "

Huo Tong was so angry that he cursed the soldier, "Now I finally know why I and my wife are not willing to take me to play when they are on a mission.

I have been infected by you and become stupid after staying with you idiots for so long.

It's obvious they dug the hole to plant the bomb, and it was damn convenient.

I want to bury you now, and maybe the ones that will grow back will be a hundred times smarter than you. "

Seeing this soldier being scolded, the other soldiers laughed and watched the fun together.

He turned around and was scolded by Huo Tong again, "You and him are just as good as each other, they are all the same.

He was still having fun with his face squinted and his big teeth bared!

Just keep an eye on them here. If you hear any noise or see someone approaching the two corpses, report them to me immediately.

Those who were not killed by the bombing today are the heads that God gave us free of charge because of our pity.

Brothers, whether you can still eat meat for supper tonight depends on this tremor. "

Suddenly the loudspeaker rang, and Leng Yue called Huo Tong from the loudspeaker.

"Who are you talking to? Come down and follow me. Don't mumble. Your mouth is worse than that of the old woman at the entrance of the village."

Huo Tong was so happy now that he stopped taking the usual path and flew down along the city wall in a few steps.

Leng Yue's heart trembled with fear, and she quickly pulled Huo Jingxuan and asked him to rush to save people.

"This silly boy, don't be stupid again when you are happy. He is so handsome, it would be a pity to fall to death."

Unexpectedly, Huo Jingxuan didn't even glance at Huo Tong, "He is a cat, he has nine lives, and he can't die!

Wife, don't worry about him. "

While Leng Yue was talking to Huo Jingxuan, Huo Tong was already there.

When he saw Leng Yue, he thanked her first and said, "Thank you, madam. Madam, you are the best.

But it's much better than a certain person. He was so full of meat that he didn't even give me a mouthful of soup. "

Leng Yue felt that she had really found an organization. Huo Tong liked to rob homes even more than she did!

Huo Tong was happy now, but the guards behind him were still watching eagerly!

I saw them waving flags and shouting on the city wall, asking Huo Tong as if he was a stranger.

"Boss, please don't forget us.

It’s up to you whether we can have meat for our supper tonight! "

Huo Tong waved his hand, "When I come back, eating meat will be a waste!

When the time comes, I will even get the women back for you, and I will just give you meat, and you won’t even have time to eat it. "

As soon as he finished speaking, Huo Jingxuan kicked him two meters away, "Can I still have a gatekeeper for my mouth?

I already told you that this is a military secret, why are you still shouting about it so loudly?

It’s like you’re afraid that others won’t listen. Why, how glorious is that?

I don’t blame everyone for saying that your mouth is worse than that of a village girl. In my opinion, your mouth is not only broken, it is also looser than the waistband of those old ladies’ cotton trousers. "

After being scolded, Huo Tong realized belatedly that he had caused trouble.

He asked Huo Jingxuan in a low voice, "I've said it all, what should we do now?"

Huo Jingxuan pointed to the cheering soldiers on the city wall and said: "We have celebrated in advance, what else can we do, we can only complete the task successfully and exceed the quota!"

“Catch a few more prostitutes?

There are countless of those things, but we can’t catch more even if we want to, right? "

Huo Tong muttered quietly, but Huo Jingxuan, who had sharp ears, heard him.

Then Huo Tong was beaten again, "How do you know so clearly?

Tell me, have you done something bad behind my back?

You can't touch that thing, do you know that? "

Huo Tong was about to die unjustly, so he hurriedly swore, "Fifth brother, I really have never touched that thing, otherwise I will be struck by lightning and die badly!"

Huo Jingxuan didn't believe him either, so Huo Tong had no choice but to tell the truth.

“Besides the fact that there are many men in the military camp, the most common thing left is pornographic jokes.

Although I have not practiced it personally, I guess there are 108 styles that I have heard of. "

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