Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.

Chapter 356 A lazy donkey poops and urinates a lot.

At this time, An San quietly walked over and said, "Let's go together.

Even the small job of breaking people's arms and legs was something I didn't even bother to do when I was eight years old. "

Leng Yue was happy and motioned with her eyes to the dark third party to follow. After all, there is strength in numbers!

An Er was a minority who obeyed the majority, so he had no choice but to keep up with him.

The three of them were caught after taking less than three steps. An Yi looked like he had eyes on the back of his head. He didn't even turn his head and just threw two words at the three of them.

"stop!"

An Er and An San felt guilty and just stood there without moving.

Leng Yue pretended not to hear and dragged them both away together!

He said boldly: "Let's go, he didn't name us, so he definitely wasn't talking about us."

An Yi tiptoed, landed directly behind Leng Yue and said, "Madam, I'm talking about you three!"

Leng Yue sighed and turned around to brainwash An Yi.

"An Yi, you are truly worthy of being the leader of the secret guards, you are so powerful.

There are eyes on the back and the back of the head. You can see us leaving without looking back.

However, you see, the three of us can't help you here, and will only cause you trouble.

We finally took a trip out, but I'm not willing to go back without doing anything.

And, look, these guys brought so little rations, so just leave them here. If Tiansheng's grandsons were delayed for two days, they would all starve to death.

Then isn’t our hard work in vain?

What I mean by "putting aside" is that we work harder and pack the people up and send them back.

The wounded soldier was right under his nose, with countless pairs of eyes staring at him. Even if Ouyang Jing didn't want to save him anymore, he could only endure it and ordered the rescue. "

If An Yi hadn't been familiar with Leng Yue, and if he saw Leng Yue's big eyes moving around all the time, he would have believed Leng Yue's lies.

But the official level is overwhelming. Even if he knows that Leng Yue is talking nonsense, he can't say anything.

Afterwards, An Yi took another look at the rations brought by the Leopard Master, and found that they were indeed not much.

After taking a look at the wounded and remnant soldiers scattered all over the place, it was obvious that what Leng Yue said made sense.

He slowly said, "You are madam, you are the biggest here, we will do whatever you say."

Leng Yue was happy now, patted An Yi on the shoulder and said, "Go to the Dao!

I will definitely find you a smart and beautiful daughter-in-law later, and I will ensure that your children will win at the starting line. "

An Yi immediately felt embarrassed, his ears and neck turned red.

Throwing out the sentence, "Madam, let's set off quickly!"

Then he ran away on tiptoes, running faster than a rabbit.

Leng Yue asked An Er, "Is your brother embarrassed?"

"That's right, I didn't pay attention!

However, my brother is so boring, like a lump of wood. What woman would not fall in love with him? Living with him is so boring! "An Er said.

Leng Yue glanced at An Er and gave him a thumbs up, "You are really good. I admire your courage. You are really unambiguous when you complain about your brother.

Be careful if he wears small shoes on you and cleans you up in the future. "

An Er shook his head, "No way, my brother is not that kind of person.

Moreover, he has loved me the most since he was a child, and he will definitely be reluctant to deal with me.

Isn't there such a sentence?

Brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes. I am his biological brother, and he can tell the difference between them. "

Leng Yue shook her head, patted An Er on the shoulder and said, "An Er, you are obviously still too young.

You see beggars on the street, and there are people with broken arms and legs, but have you ever seen a naked beggar?

Moreover, from now on, someone’s daughter-in-law will sleep on the same bed and talk to each other intimately for the rest of their lives. No matter how close a brother is, you can’t compare. "

"what?

Then wouldn’t I become a little pitiable in the future? "An Er said.

Leng Yue glared at him, "You are a piece of wood, how could you become such a pitiful person!

Are you not getting married?

Won't you also find a wife? "

An Er shook his head like a rattle, "No, it's good that I have enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry now.

I don’t want to find someone to take care of me, and I don’t want to be a burden to others. "

Leng Yue was puzzled, "How could it be a drag on others?"

An Er pointed to his head, "My mother and brother both told me that there is something wrong with my brain.

Not only is he not smart enough, but he is also stubborn, so I won’t hold up that girl.

If the children born in the future are even more stupid, wouldn’t I be doing harm to others? "

"An Er, you are very good. Everyone's EQ and IQ are different, and their ways of handling things are also different, but this does not mean that you are stupid.

Don't think this way, you should move forward boldly. When you encounter the right fate, you should seize it, do good things with others, don't run away, and don't leave regrets for yourself. "

After Leng Yue finished speaking, she stopped trying to persuade. Sometimes you should just stop talking. Talking too much would have the opposite effect.

Just as the secret guards had finished dealing with the Leopard Master's people, Leng Yue waved her hand and took them all into the space.

"Let's go give that bastard Ouyang Jing a big gift!"

Just halfway through, we happened to encounter the follow-up troops of Liao Kingdom.

It was obvious that the Liao soldiers were at odds with Tiansheng and had two different intentions!

These guys are even more arrogant. Not only do they order meals, they actually ask for a lunch break after the meal.

This made the two overseers sent by Tiansheng Kingdom very angry. They pointed at the sun in the sky and said, "Yelüqi, you are almost ready. How long have you been here? You and your soldiers are either hungry or thirsty." , or just go and pee, you are the ones who are the ones who piss on the lazy ass.

How long has it been since you had breakfast? You have lunch again, and you’re not afraid of stuffing yourself to death.

We are here to perform a mission, not for an outing. Can you be normal? "

Yeluqi immediately picked up the fat man who was beeping with him, "You can call me by my name?

After all, Tiansheng is a small country, and even the officials don’t understand any rules. How bad must the quality of the people below be! "

The fat man's feet were pulled off the ground by Yeluqi. He had difficulty breathing for a while, and his face turned the color of purple eggplant.

I slapped him for a long time to no avail, and I could only spit out the word "you" with difficulty.

"What are you, you loser!"

After Yeluqi finished cursing, he felt much happier and let go of the fat man.

As a result, the fat man's legs were so frightened that he couldn't stand for a moment and fell on his butt. This made Yeluqi and the soldiers under him laugh to death.

"Ha ha ha ha!

You are so screwed!

Before anything happened, you fell down first. With this little ability, you still have the nerve to rush me!

If a fight really breaks out, won't you be so scared that you pee your pants?

Tiansheng's trash, go back to your mother to drink milk, don't be embarrassed here! "

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