Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.
Chapter 326 Hot Potato
In their opinion, the outside world is nothing more than a bunch of stinky men, and there are no men who are not lewd and secretive.
It is said that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, even those with wives and families are no exception.
What's more, their wives are not here either, and no matter how you look at them, they smell like dirt.
I have never seen such beautiful beauties like them. As long as they casually hook their fingers, they will not be fascinated by those stinky men.
No matter how you say that sentence, even if you make steel, you are afraid of twisting your fingers.
They are that soft, and they are soft everywhere. They can definitely trap those guys.
He walked out with his head held high, and the guards and second housekeepers who were hanging by the door smiled disdainfully.
“It’s up to us at the critical moment, and it’s up to us delicate flowers to do the job.
You are all in vain, you are giving gifts, and you are just playing tricks, you must be slapped in the face! "
The Black Feather Army was all made up of chickens. When they heard those pretentious voices, they immediately took three steps back and handed over the main battlefield to the bandits from Longhu Village.
He also added, "You are better at these things, so I'll leave them to you."
In normal times, the brothers in Longhu Village would be as happy as if they were celebrating the New Year.
But now, they feel that this is a bunch of hot potatoes. If they are corrected, they may be promoted to a higher position. If they are not corrected, their lives will be affected.
Looking at those women now, they all look like female ghosts seeking their lives, hiding as far away as they can.
So the next scene is her chasing and them running; she chases again, and they run away.
They all confused those women, thinking they had some bad smell on them!
Stopped to raise his arms and the gauze on his body was a meal to smell.
He murmured to himself, “It smells good!
It doesn't stink at all. Why are you running? "
Two women had an idea and thought an opportunity had come.
Since those stinky men wouldn't let them get close and they saw them running faster than a dog chasing them, they would leave. Anyway, the purpose of seducing them was to run away.
There were quite a lot of psychological activities, thinking that the bandits were too embarrassed to let them go openly and deliberately let them go!
Suddenly I felt that my charm was even greater, so I just showed my side, and my goal was achieved without even using any tricks.
Suddenly, her back straightened up even more, and she looked back at the guard who had been guarding them.
He folded the two songs on his chest and said proudly: "Have you seen what I am capable of?
I really blinded you before. If you don't know how to flatter me, you will offend me. Just hang here and wait for death!
As for me, I'm about to have a better life. "
As a result, before she had even walked one meter away after twisting her waist, a whip was whipped around her and she was thrown directly to the gate of Prince Jing's Mansion.
A low voice cursed angrily, "You are so blind, didn't you see that a living person like me is still guarding you here?
Today, no one wants to walk out alive without my permission. "
It is said that watching the excitement is not too big a deal, but now the situation is like this. The remaining women in thin clothes and the guard who has been hung on the door with only half a breath are still laughing at the maid who was thrown to the ground.
"Hahahaha, Hongyuan, why are you lying on the ground like a dead dog and can't get up?
Is it because you are too arrogant in normal times and get retribution?
Don’t you think you are good-looking?
You hit a nail now, you deserve it!
Now your method no longer works, you have to look at mine at the critical moment. "
As he spoke, Luliu took off the thin layer of gauze on his body and walked towards the bandit from Longhu Village who just spoke, wearing only a pink bellyband.
His waist was about to break, and Wang Hu had goosebumps all over his body.
I still had some spare time to say to my brother, Erpang, next to me: "You said she was twisting like Ning Mahua. Could it be that her left foot was twisting her right foot and she tripped herself?"
The second fat one is even more stupid. The women I usually come into contact with in the cottage are either aunts or other people's wives. I have never seen such a nice girl!
He shook his head, "I don't know, but I saw that she was walking so awkwardly, as if she was standing upright like that big worm on the mountain.
When I saw her, I couldn't control the overwhelming strength in my body, and I wanted to hit her seven inches with a stick. "
Wang Hu's eyes immediately lit up when he heard this, and he hit Er Pang with his elbow, "If you have such an idea, go ahead!
Brother, listen to me, don't hit the brakes, don't control, just pick up the stick and swing it. "
Er Pang had this idea originally, but once he was encouraged, he couldn't control it anymore.
So Luliu twisted around, and when she saw that she was about to arrive in front of Wang Hu, she didn't wait for her to say anything!
Just as he adjusted his breathing, the words "Uncle" came to his throat, and he was interrupted by the fat man who suddenly flashed in front of his eyes.
Luliu also misunderstood, thinking that Erpang had taken a liking to her, so when he saw her, he couldn't help but pounced on her.
She was still doing some mental construction in her mind. Everything was just to stay alive. If she could endure it, it would be over, and she would treat it as if she had been beaten by a pig.
When she escaped and got up, she would definitely turn around and kill these rustic pigs.
He tried hard to adjust the upward curve of the corners of his mouth, trying to give Er Fat a bright smile.
As a result, the second fat man played his cards completely out of common sense, and it was completely different from what she thought.
The person was still two steps away from her, but he suddenly stood still, then picked up the red tassel gun on his shoulder and made several empty gestures on her body.
Now Luliu Lian was so frightened that he tripped his right foot with his left foot and fell to the ground.
Then I heard Er Fat turn around and ask Wang Hu, "Brother Hu, where are the seven inches of human body?"
Wang Hu was waiting for a good show, but he didn't expect that Er Pang would suddenly ask him such a question.
The problem is that he has never been to school. How can he know whether people have seven inches? If so, where are the seven inches?
He said vaguely: "You don't care where her seven inches are, just hit her. Anyway, it's pretty much the same."
Erpang was also honest. He knocked Luliu unconscious with one shot first, saving her from screaming and becoming annoying.
Then he started tapping all the way down his neck, but the second blow woke up Luliu who had fainted.
The second fat man woke up when he heard this, and his brows were so furrowed that he could kill a fly.
He raised his arm and hit Luliu hard on the back of the head with all his strength.
I'm sure I won't wake up now, because my brain has been burst and blood is flowing all over the floor.
Er Pang scratched his head in embarrassment and ran to Wang Hu in a hurry.
"Brother, I couldn't control my strength, and I was knocked to death all at once."
Wang Hu nodded, "Yeah, I saw it.
But I want to compliment you, you did a great job.
Didn't I see you scare away those annoying flies right now? "
The second fat man turned around again, and indeed there was no one behind him. The few maids who had been embarrassed just now had disappeared.
If you listen carefully, you can still hear their shouts, “It’s terrible, it’s terrible.
This is meeting a madman! "
Even the red mandarin who was stunned by Wang Hu's whip just now was still clinging to the ground and crawling towards the backyard using his hands and feet.
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