Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.
Chapter 315 Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid
Leng Yue asked Sun Jiming, "Tell me more specifically, what do you think is different from usual?"
Sun Jiming was suddenly called upon by Leng Yue and stood up with a click.
When he was done, he looked at Leng Yue's face and was still a little embarrassed. He had never looked at a woman before, let alone been alone, so he was not used to it for a while.
With a click, Huo Jingxuan pulled Leng Yue over there and squeezed in between Leng Yue and Sun Jiming.
He said resentfully, "Just talk, why are you so close?
It’s not like they are all deaf and deaf in their 80s, they are still as beautiful as a flower, and their ears are easy to use!
Let's just say it this way. Anyone who can hear it will be responsible for conveying the message to you if you can't hear it. "
Leng Yue was really impressed by Huo Jingxuan, the sixth person, whose mind was as small as that needle nose.
He punched him from behind and kept yelling at Huo Jingxuan, but he didn't dare to speak out.
But by looking at his expression, everyone felt that Leng Yue's scolding should be quite dirty.
After the two of them made jokes, Sun Jiming felt more relaxed.
He shook his head helplessly and felt that Huo Jingxuan was really lucky. After marrying such a pistachio, his life would definitely be wonderful.
But I still didn’t forget to answer Leng Yue’s question, “I think the meat I ate this time is firmer and tastes better.
It's not as soft as the handle meat we usually make.
However, this time the smell of mutton was stronger. For those of us who have been eating mutton for a long time, we usually can't smell the mutton smell, but this time I smelled it from the beginning. "
Leng Yue understood immediately. According to Sun Jiming, the sheep in their Yuxu Kingdom were sheep, while the sheep in Tiansheng Kingdom were goats.
Thinking of this, Leng Yue's eyes suddenly widened.
“I also like to eat hand-grilled meat and stewed mutton!
Where are the sheep? "
Huo Jingxuan and the secret guards also stopped grabbing meat and vegetables with their chopsticks and stared at Sun Ji Ming intently.
It feels like another big job.
This is related to the food issue in the future, and everyone must pay attention to it.
Even Sun Meng didn't know whether it was because he was following the Romans or because he was suffering from an occupational disease. He followed everyone and stared at his little lord.
The others were fine, but Sun Meng was from their Yuxu Kingdom!
He had thought about it before, why did he pretend not to know!
"Have you forgotten the Royal Hunting Ground and the Royal Ranch on the outskirts of Beijing? Don't all the food and supplies in the palace come from there?"
Sun Meng blushed when he heard this, and then returned to normal in an instant, and said to Huo Jingxuan: "Yes, those two places have the most sheep and cattle. I have had many ideas, but the little lord rejected them all. He was afraid that I would be too young. Damn it, don't let me provoke those crazy dogs.
You go ahead, he'll catch you all.
You are not afraid of heaven or earth. Going there is not as simple as searching a bag to get something. "
Huo Jingxuan made the decision directly, "I will definitely go, but there are more important things to do now.
After that, we will take away all our sheep and cattle. How will it look like if we keep them in other people's homes? How inappropriate! "
Sun Meng chuckled and became happy, and gave Huo Jingxuan a thumbs up, "You have been separated for only three days, and you are so impressed that I was surprised.
You are so thick-skinned. I thought I was already shameless, but I didn't expect you to be above me.
Now I feel more balanced. I feel that you are not so unreachable. You are just an ordinary person, no different from us. "
After eating, An Liu and An Qi volunteered to go to the cell to help Tuoba Hongyu come out.
Originally, they planned to take personal revenge and take it out on Tuoba Hongyu.
They were such stupid boys before, and they were embarrassed in front of their master and wife.
But when they saw the inhuman Tuoba Hongyu who had been tortured by those heavy criminals, they were not only relieved and relieved, but also disgusted, and they definitely would not take revenge.
Use water to wash away all the dirt on Tuoba Hongyu's body. Of course, the water is cold water, it's like it's free, but the cool thing is just to splash it on Tuoba Hongyu.
But they discovered that Tuoba Hongyu had gone crazy and was tortured to death by those serious criminals.
Buckets of ice-cold water were poured on him, but he didn't even try to hide. He was still lying there with saliva on his face.
An Liu and An Qi stared at them for a long time and decided not to take action yet. They took them back and asked their madam first.
The two of them are a little confused now whether Tuoba Hongyu is really crazy or just pretending.
Sure enough, I was dragged here, and I can’t leave without dragging!
They both wanted to kill Tuoba Hongyu, and there was no way they would carry him on his back.
As expected, Leng Yue could see something fishy at a glance, even though Tuoba Hongyu pretended to be very similar, and even pretended to drool a lot in order to achieve a realistic effect.
But has he never met a real fool?
Then Leng Yue took out a baseball bat from the space and hit Tuoba Hongyu's head with a critical blow.
While fighting, he cooperated with the secret guards, Sun Meng and others beside him, "Did you see it?
Those who are motionless like this are really crazy. Those who resist and try to escape are just pretending to be crazy. "
When Tuoba Hongyu heard what Leng Yue said, he immediately gave up his thoughts of resisting and escaping, and just stayed there.
In the end, it ended with Leng Yue's victory. Tuoba Hongyu's head was almost broken by Leng Yue and he bled a lot.
"Hahahaha!"
Suddenly there was a burst of laughter from Leng Yue, "You fool, you are really pretending to be like this. You think you can escape punishment by pretending to be crazy. I think you are just dreaming!"
Directly call the executioner in charge of the execution, who was found by Sun Ji Ming.
Leng Yue also generously rewarded him with a red envelope, "There is only one purpose, and that is to make Tuoba Hongyu scream in pain.
He couldn't be allowed to die from the beginning. He had to be tortured to death first.
Every additional cut you can make counts as one cut, and if you exceed three thousand cuts, you will receive a commission of one tael of silver for each additional cut. "
The executioner was so happy that he opened his mouth from ear to ear, "That's good."
Originally, he thought it was a job with no return!
Unexpectedly, not only could I go home, but I could also go back with a large bag of money.
This is simply like pie falling from the sky, no, it should be meat pie falling from the sky, money pie falling from the sky.
He should make a fortune by co-authoring it.
In the end, Tuoba Hongyu was cut with 3600 knives, and the executioner was really a master. He didn't die until the last knife.
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