Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.
Chapter 304: Get lost
Leng Yue has made a plan with everyone. She will take a few servants to go shopping on the street first, show her face, and let the people of Jade City know that there is a foreign girl like her.
Even the common people knew about it, and the loser who was responsible for hunting down women everywhere for Tuoba and his perverted father and son knew even more.
Then Leng Yue pretended to be alone, walked to a remote alley, and waited for the gangsters to kidnap her.
He specifically told Huo Jingxuan and the secret guards, "You must stay calm and don't ruin my good deeds.
But don't worry, the bad guy just got behind me and before I could take out my gloves, I'd be in sacks. You'd take care of them all in three strikes, five strikes, five divides and two strikes.
Today I must let them capture me. Today I will raid their den of thieves and capture those two thieves.
Just hold on!
wait for my good news. "
"Listen, we have to watch you being kidnapped under our noses, isn't that embarrassing!
If this spreads out, we will no longer be able to hang out together. Where can we put this big face? "An Er squatted towards the threshold and sighed.
"If you don't tell me, and I won't tell you, who will spread the word!
Don't worry, I guarantee it won't spread.
Just keep your heart in your stomach and nothing will happen!
I left, I was too excited to wait any longer. "
Leng Yue dropped these words, walked around An Er who was blocking the door, and ran out of the door in a few steps.
Huo Jingxuan pointed at Leng Yue's back and said, "Look, those two short legs are moving so fast, I can almost see the afterimage.
Those who didn’t know thought she was going to have a dinner. Can you tell me why she was so excited? "
Complaints are complaints, but I still haven't forgotten. I asked everyone to follow me, and I must protect it secretly.
She was his wife, so she couldn't make any mistakes.
Halfway through, Huo Jingxuan suddenly stopped, causing An Er who was following him to fail to brake in time and almost hit him.
Fortunately, both of them were highly skilled in martial arts, so they got out of the way in time and stood firm again.
As soon as Huo Jingxuan stood firm, he immediately told An Yi, An Wu and others to catch up with Madam and protect her secretly.
He turned around and glared at An Er, "You are rushing to reincarnate in such a hurry, why don't you hit me to death!"
An Er felt that he was going to die unjustly, so he muttered in a low voice, "If you hadn't stopped suddenly, I wouldn't have hit you. It's obviously your fault, but you still have the nerve to accuse me."
Huo Jingxuan had long been used to An Er's nonsense. Instead of fussing with him, he touched his face and walked around in front of him.
Ask An Er, "What do you think of me?"
An Er immediately took three steps back and stood far away from Huo Jingxuan.
Then he hugged his body with both hands, looked at Huo Jingxuan with horrified eyes and said, "Sir, although you are my master, I don't have to listen to you in everything.
I'll make it clear in advance that I like women, I don't like men, and I won't even like you.
Have you been stimulated by something today? Why are you a little abnormal?
And you are married and have a wife, so you can't mess around.
Madam, you can't get rid of the dirt in your eyes. If you are fooling around, you are an old man who has hanged himself. He is tired of living.
I guess Madam can cure you with just one shot. Don't blame us for not being brave enough to save you when the time comes. "
Huo Jingxuan felt that his ears were dirty. What the hell had he heard?
Why are the donkey's lips so different from the horse's mouth?
He directly kicked An Er who was chattering away, "Stop it, please stop it, what a mess.
I'm asking you, how am I doing, am I suitable for fishing, and where do you want to go? "
An Er's instinct was to hide, he had to stay away from Huo Jingxuan.
But when she heard Huo Jingxuan talking about fishing, she realized that she had misunderstood.
His face immediately changed, and he came up to Huo Jingxuan with a dog-legged look and smiled.
"Master, I was teasing you just now, just to lighten the atmosphere. I think you are too nervous."
Then he immediately looked Huo Jingxuan up and down, especially looking at his handsome face for three seconds.
Nodding, "Master, you have to be confident!
Isn’t it because of your pretty face that you deceived Madam?
Even someone as awesome as our wife recognizes your appearance, so what else do you have to doubt? "
Huo Jingxuan actually felt that An Er's words made sense, so he immediately went back to the house and changed into white clothes with a fairy spirit. He also deliberately let his hair down and tied it casually with a hair tie.
Then he shamelessly used Leng Yue's makeup cream, and now he is a proper butler, a pretty boy who relies on women for his livelihood.
(If other secret guards saw this, they would definitely complain to him. Originally, you also relied on women for a living, and even we took advantage of it. No need to doubt it. Take good care of your figure and that handsome face. Keep up the good work and keep working hard. Oh. Benefit!)
When he opened the door again and came out, he saw An Er staring straight in the eyes.
After seeing that it was his master, he pinched his thigh to see if it was true.
The sun was rising in the west today, or the way he got up was wrong!
Why are the master and wife not normal?
But one thing he was sure of was that when the two perverted father and son named Tuoba were caught, Madam would torture them to death.
He was just waiting to see the show.
Before they were about to go out, An Erzui uttered another sentence, "Master, until today, I feel relieved when I see you dressed like this."
Huo Jingxuan was confused when he heard this, "What are you worried about?
An Er, your condition has become more serious again, and your stupidity has become more complete. Why do you speak so incoherently? "
An Er glared at Huo Jingxuan, "I'm not stupid at all, I'm smart!
I know that even if you make Madam angry and she kicks you out, you won't starve to death.
Just because of your face, which is more beautiful than that of a waiter, you are still able to thrive. "
Huo Jingxuan kicked An Er away with a flying kick, and he didn't forget to follow up, "Get out of here and stay where you can to cool off!"
So the streets of Yucheng were very lively today. First, a foreign girl in unusually revealing clothes came.
He was blond and blue-eyed, and spoke a bird language that no one could understand.
All of a sudden, wherever the foreign girls went, they were overcrowded.
Immediately afterwards, another waiter with a fairy face came to the street. I don't know if he happened to catch up with him or if he came here specifically to compare his beauty.
This is simply a fight between gods!
At first, there were only a few men and few women on the street. The few who saw Leng Yue's dress stayed away from each other.
He didn't forget to scold her secretly, "It's immoral. She looks the same with and without clothes. She's like a vixen who came here to confuse those stinky men."
Then some men couldn't stand listening anymore, "I think you are just jealous of others, look at how old and fat you all are.
Not to mention they were wearing revealing clothes, even if they were naked and standing in front of us, showing us for free, we wouldn't even take a look, for fear of blinding our eyes. "
The two groups started quarreling immediately, and later turned into a fight.
Later, even women gathered around, each watching his own thing, and those who watched the excitement pushed everything to a climax.
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