Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.
Chapter 228: Becoming a bitch and still wants to build an archway
Suddenly, a group of carrier pigeons flew over Leng Yue and Huo Jingxuan's heads, and they became targets for everyone to practice marksmanship and darts.
Just listen to the sound of snapping and swishing, and in an instant, the pigeons fell to the ground.
It's just that every corpse is incomplete. To be precise, it's horrible to look at.
An Shi beat his chest in distress, pointed at everyone and started scolding, "A bunch of losers, pigeon soup is a great tonic. What a good thing, but you are wasting it in vain!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Huo Jingxuan kicked him, "If you don't know how to talk, how can you talk?
Now I see that your boy's courage is not ordinary. Even my wife and I dared to teach you a lesson, just because of a few bad pigeons. "
An Shi immediately put on a delisting fake smile and said, "Master and madam, don't be angry. It's the little one who can't speak. I was wrong."
"Go away!" Huo Jingxuan used this word to send him away.
An Shi felt miserable because he could only get a few broken pigeons, and his wife and master even took action themselves.
Isn't it true that most of the people's masters stand still and only speak words at most? The masters of other families are like his, always on the front line in everything.
They have so much free time all day long. If they don't find some work, they will really become idlers. They have no sense of participation at all and feel like they are about to lose their jobs.
At this time, other secret guards came over with several prostitutes, just in time to rescue An Shi.
This was the first time he saw these brothers so pleasing to the eye, it was just a timely blessing!
An Wu frowned, his face was extremely dark, and before he could reach her, he pushed the tied-up prostitute to the ground.
He turned back and exhaled a big breath of turbid air calmly. Who knows how hard it was for him to hold in his breath all the way.
Isn’t this brothel’s side business selling rouge and gouache? Otherwise, they used it as if it was free of charge, smearing it on their face and body, and the fumes made him want to vomit.
When he looked back, he found that everyone had the same reaction as him. Their eyes met accidentally and they couldn't help but laugh.
However, I still laughed and did not forget to make a report.
"Master, Madam, these prostitutes are dishonest and secretly released carrier pigeons from all directions. We caught them on the spot."
An Shi stared at the ground for a long time with his eyes widened. There were only people but no pigeons in sight!
He hurriedly asked An Wu, "You just caught people and let the pigeons run away. You didn't do your job well. That's not what master taught you when we were training!"
An Wu immediately pulled An Shiba, who was spitting all over the sky, to the side, "The pigeons are all in An Shi's hand. If you are worried about the ingredients, just say you are worried about the ingredients. If you continue to blame us for no reason, you will give us a lot of money." Hat, we’ll kick you in the ring.”
"Haha! I have good intentions too. Every time we make delicious food, we all eat it together. I never missed a bite from my brothers!" An Shi clearly showed his cowardice at the critical moment.
Later, everyone saw the fat man An Er arriving late, followed by Li Diyang carrying a pigeon cage.
One walks in front arrogantly, and the other acts like a little follower, playing the role of a bitch very vividly.
When they arrived, An Er motioned to Li Diyang to hand over the pigeon cage to An Shi, and ordered the food at the same time, "Half stew the soup and half make crispy squab. I haven't eaten it for a long time. That thing goes well with wine."
Leng Yue had to admit that An Er was still good at eating.
She lowered her head and saw the blood on his body, and asked him quickly, "What's going on?
Was he injured, or was he helping to kill pigeons? "
Li Diyang next to him immediately couldn't hold back his excitement. He said and gestured, "My master is so good. He raised the knife and slashed it with a few slashes, killing all those little maids who were letting pigeons fly." It’s solved, boss!”
An Er also added on the side, "What do you mean by a little maid who flies pigeons? She is obviously a little maid who informs people, how can she be so uneducated!"
Everyone just watched An Er quietly pretending to be cool. The key point was that Li Diyang really believed in what he said.
He nodded and bowed and said, "Master is right, I will change it.
The master is still very powerful. Not only is he good at martial arts, he even speaks like Wen Zou Zou. What’s that? "
"Hey~~!" Everyone was really embarrassed after hearing this!
An Er's young businessman's level is completely different from that of Kou Chengzhang and Wen Zou Zou!
They were all on their own, and considering the issue of saving face for An Er, they didn't make their words too clear.
But the prostitutes on the ground couldn't stand it anymore. They looked at An Er's tall and thick body, and then looked at his appearance that didn't look very smart at first glance. They were disgusted to death.
"What a bunch of country bumpkins who have never seen the world. Who are you, a bunch of country bumpkins?
I would like to give you a word of advice, let us go obediently, you can run away and save a dog's life, otherwise when the adults come, they will kill every one of you, leaving you with nothing to eat, so that you can walk around in circles! "
"Clap!"
They were greeted by loud, loud mouths, and the ones who hit them were naturally the secret guards closest to them.
All the prostitutes were so angry that they screamed, "Ahhh~
You are no longer men, and you are treating a weak woman like us so rudely. "
It was okay if they didn't say it, but once they said it, it simply aroused the anger of the people, and the secret guards beat them again and again.
Now he is better, his hair is disheveled, his nose is bruised and his face is swollen. His face is stained with pink and rouge from nosebleeds and tears, like a monkey in a circus.
Oiran Peony couldn't see her own face, but when she saw how miserable everyone was, she knew she wasn't much better.
Suddenly he went crazy and was about to shout at the top of his lungs, but Li Diyang took off his smelly shoes and blocked his mouth.
He didn't forget to imitate the way the secret guards hit people just now, and punched them twice.
Looking back, I didn’t forget to ask An Er for praise, “Master, what do you think I did, isn’t it good?
Is the angle and strength of the fist punch enough? "
"That's right, that's right, a kid can be taught!" An Er really showed off, and everyone trembled awkwardly, consciously staying away from this guy.
An Shi took advantage of every opportunity and began to kill the pigeons and collect the ingredients. He opened the bamboo tube tied to the pigeon's legs and saw that the contents were all about adults running away.
He felt fresh, handed the note to Huo Jingxuan, and said jokingly, "It's so fresh. They say bitches are ruthless and actors are ruthless. These prostitutes are quite affectionate. At this time, they don't want to pack up and run away." , but to inform Hekun."
The oiran on the ground, Peony, was so angry that she spat out the smelly shoes in her mouth when she heard An Shi's words. She stretched her neck and shouted at him, "I'm not a bitch, I'm your wife."
"Bah! You've become a bitch and you still want to build a memorial arch. You can't even count as an outhouse. Your wife lives in a brothel!" An Shi replied rudely.
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