Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.
Chapter 226: Shooting the first bird
One of them, who was carrying a big knife, couldn't find anyone, and so many brothers had died. He shouted angrily at the surroundings, "Where are the people, if you have the guts, get out of here. What kind of guy can you be if you hide? You can't pee standing up." Already?"
A group of younger brothers followed behind, some booing and some laughing.
As a result, two loud noises were heard: "Bang, bang!"
Those who made harsh remarks and those who made fun of people are all dead.
Some had their heads blown off, and some were blown into pieces. Now they were a mess of blood and flesh, and it was too horrible to look at.
Just listen to the people below shouting, "The boss, Huzi, Shitou.
Ah~~~, I'm going to kill you, kill them all, and avenge my brothers. "
The ending can be imagined, they are all dead again.
Now Leng Yue is the one who takes the lead, and she will hit whoever takes the lead against the big-tailed hawk.
When the soldier leader saw that something was wrong, he immediately asked the flag bearer to play the flag and the drummer to beat the drum, telling everyone to retreat quickly.
His deputy general quickly tried to dissuade him, “Boss, we can’t withdraw!
We withdrew without even beating us. If the governor knew about it, not only would we be beaten with military sticks, but our military pay would also be deducted. If we could no longer deduct it, the whole family would be in trouble. "
Li Hui was so angry that he looked back at the competition and shouted, "How long has it been and you are still thinking about that bullshit military salary? Are you stupid, you want money at the expense of your life?
At first glance, the opponent is a tough opponent, and he doesn't play according to common sense. Why don't you run and wait to deliver food to others? "
Lieutenant General Li Sanlang felt a little aggrieved after being beaten and scolded for no apparent reason, so he stopped shouting and called him by his family name.
"Second Uncle, if you don't take the money home, Second Aunt will stop letting you go to the kang."
Li Hui quickly reached out to cover Li Sanlang's mouth, "You are crazy. If others hear this, our skin will be worn to the end. Our military governor is the most taboo on nepotism."
"That's not just a show-off, just for outsiders to see. He is more greedy than anyone else." Li Sanlang muttered.
"Pah!" Li Sanlang received another real blow.
Li Hui was so angry that his hand trembled as he pointed at him, "Why is your mouth so broken? It's almost as if the waistband of the cotton trousers of the old women in the village has become loose. Why are you sneaking out? Can you still have a doorman?" .
If you dare to be so careless again, you can go home and farm the land yourself, and don't do anything wrong again, and don't bring trouble to me again. "
The two of them finally finished beeping, and then they remembered to gather and retreat.
But the flowers they were waiting for were all withered, and no soldiers came.
Li Hui cursed angrily, "These people who are greedy for life and afraid of death definitely ran away before we could wait.
Wait until I get back and see how I deal with them. This is too disrespectful of me. "
When he was angry and scolding him vigorously, Li Sanlang, the blind one, kept pulling at him.
Li Hui became even more angry now, and he hit Li Sanlang hard on the forehead.
"You also want to rebel, don't you? You don't take me seriously anymore.
I didn’t see the leader’s speech. Why do you keep interrupting me? If you pull me again, pull me again, I’ll chop off my claws. "
Li Sanlang was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. He pointed at Li Hui's back and said, "It's not the second uncle. Look behind you quickly."
"Stop fucking calling me uncle, how many times do you want me to tell you this, you bastard!" An angry Li Hui yelled.
Then he turned around reluctantly and said, "Are those people who are not loyal enough to be back again? They know the truth and know to come back to pick me up."
Turning around, Leng Yue and Huo Jingxuan made eye contact.
Li Hui blurted out, "Who the hell are you two?"
Huo Jingxuan stood in front of Leng Yue to protect her and left the court to Leng Yue because his wife loved to talk and show off.
Just listen to Leng Yue say: "Don't you fucking know who we are?"
Now Li Hui was even more confused and angry, and stood up with a slap on the ground.
"What happened tonight? I must not have read the almanac before I went out. Why are all the people I met so strange? Are they all mad at me?"
If I knew who you two were and asked you what you were doing, wouldn't it mean that you were taking off your pants and farting, and wasting your efforts twice? "
Huo Jingxuan directly put the knife on Li Hui's neck, Leng Yue asked him, "Do you know who we are this time?
Aren't you looking for us? "
"I'm your mother~
Wrong, you two heroes have mercy! "Li Hui's attitude changed completely, and he immediately knelt down in front of Leng Yue and Huo Jingxuan.
He also didn't forget to turn around and pull Li Sanlang, who was stunned, to kneel down with him, and said with a business smile: "The child is stupid, two heroes, don't mind!"
Leng Yue thinks that you two are evenly matched, so don't dislike the other.
Asked Li Hui, "Which department are you from? I just want to catch someone selling counterfeit medicine. How come you soldiers and bandits are here?"
Li Huizheng's eyes were darting around, and when he was looking for an excuse to excuse himself, Li Sanlang snatched the words away.
"Can we not come?
Because the sale of counterfeit medicines was ordered by our military governor, and all pharmacies in the county are his pocketbooks.
Yihongyuan is his other money bag, and it is also a secret base for him to bribe and win over other underlords. The girls inside are his secret weapons.
Also, according to rumors, Miss Peony, the oiran, is an old sweetheart of our warlord! "
"Oh~~! So that's what happened!
What happened to the bandits? "Leng Yue asked next.
Li Sanlang wanted to answer again, but Li Hui covered his mouth and snatched him away.
"This time it's my turn to answer. Jingxian, you owe me. Do you know how to be humble, respect the old and love the young?
I am your second uncle. "
"Didn't you say that you should pay attention to the influence outside and not let me call you second uncle?" Li Sanlang said resentfully.
Li Hui was so angry that he almost went to heaven, "I usually can't remember my instructions, but at this time of life and death, you damn sure remembered them.
Did I offend you somewhere? If you don’t kill me, you’re not done yet, right? "
Leng Yue was not in the mood to listen to the two fools quarreling, so she gave each of them a big slap, "Answer the question. If you want to quarrel, we will quarrel later. We will have a lot of time in the future."
Li Hui's face hurt, and then he remembered that there were two outsiders, Leng Yue and Huo Jingxuan. He was so angry just now that he forgot about it.
Quickly answer Leng Yue's question, "The bandits came because they heard the distress signal sent by Mother Hua. She is the wife of the bandit leader."
Leng Yue and Huo Jingxuan looked at each other in shock and joked, "This is new, this is the first time I heard that the old madam and the bandit leader are a couple!
Not to mention, they match well. "
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