Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.
Chapter 203 The man-eating monster
Anba picked up the tea bowl, drank the tea at the bottom of the cup, and smacked his lips, "Isn't this just the taste of tea? What's the point of it?"
Then regardless of what happened, he ran to the small kitchen in the side hall, took away all the tea jars, and caught up with Wei Yi in a few steps.
"Since you said this is a good thing, then give it to me and my wife. Giving it to a bastard like me is really a waste of a good thing."
Wei Yi was not polite. Since Anba wanted to give it, he would take it. Anyway, it was just a matter of convenience.
On the way, I met Wei Er who was squatting on the roof of the inn, eating a leg of lamb, and he snatched the leg of lamb away without any courtesy.
"I was wondering where you went to have fun and be happy, while you are squatting here eating alone!"
Wei Er thought that someone dared to steal his leg of mutton because of his courage. Just as he was about to take action, he saw that it was Wei Yi.
Hurry to withdraw your power to prevent accidental injury to one of your own.
"Boss, if you don't stay safe in the palace, why did you come out?"
Wei Yi patted the things in his arms and the package on his back, "Send something to Madam. If you don't go back after completing the mission, it's okay to eat alone here."
Wei Er raised his head and said very proudly: "I am not a solitary eater. My wife rewarded me with this leg of lamb. They are having a barbecue there. If you go over now, you may be able to catch up with the sweeper. If it is later, you may not be able to make it." ”
So what are you waiting for? Wei threw the mutton leg that was all bone and meatless into Wei Er's arms and accelerated directly to Leng Yue, because he also wanted to eat barbecue.
The more I think about it, the more greedy I become, and I am going to lose my temper.
I hurried and hurried slowly, but fortunately I caught up. I knelt down in front of the table immediately after entering the door, handed over the package with one hand, and occupied the skewers on the table with the other hand.
Wei Er, who followed closely, gave Wei Yi a thumbs up, "It's really you. You can even think of this trick. You are also a talent."
At this moment, Huo Jingxuan felt that these two men were so embarrassed, as if they had not eaten in eight lifetimes.
He hurriedly divided the skewer in his hand into two, giving one part to Wei Yi and the other to Wei Er, for fear that they would do something more embarrassing.
Leng Yue didn't know why, and while packing the package, she teased them, "There are man-eating monsters in the palace, making you so unable to stay, one or two of them always want to run away?"
Originally this was just a joke, but Wei Yi actually nodded, "There are monsters that eat people, and they only eat men, not women."
Suddenly everyone's curiosity was aroused, and they all asked Wei Yi what was going on?
Just listen to Wei Yi say: "You don't know how hungry that dog queen is, she wore a see-through outfit to seduce An Ba in broad daylight, and An Ba was so frightened that her legs trembled and her nose started to bleed.
She also moved her hands up and down on him, wanting to strip him naked and swallow him whole. "
"Huo! Is it so exciting?
What happened next? Did you succeed? "The secret guards asked one after another.
Their eyes were as wide as a bell, and they were all glowing with gossip. Who said men don't gossip? It's because they have little knowledge.
Wei Yi said while playing skewers: "Later, I was fooled.
The Dog Queen thought it was some other little goblin who had squeezed An Ba dry, so she went to find some Mei Shen to settle the score. An Ba was able to escape the disaster for the time being. "
"Tch!" Everyone cheered.
Then Wei Yi continued: "The Dog Queen said when she left that she would be waiting for the emperor at Kunning Palace in the evening.
He also said that he would take care of her and pay as much as he wanted. "
When everyone heard about the money, they became interested and looked at Leng Yue.
"Madam, let's go watch the excitement in the palace tonight?"
Leng Yue just happened to read the account book and letter An Ba gave her, and she couldn't be happier.
Because the letter Anba said: "Madam, please help me, there is always a goblin who wants to harm me. She not only wants to destroy my soul, but also wants to destroy my body. I just want to live an innocent life, why is it so difficult!"
Leng Yue immediately agreed, "It just so happens that we have to go to the palace to collect some things in the evening, and it's not a bad idea to go and see the excitement.
Didn't the queen say that as long as she serves her as a beauty, she can pay as much as she wants?
Then why should we be polite? We won't let her go bankrupt and I will take her surname from now on. "
Leng Yue looked at Wei Yi and Wei Er who were devouring their food, and hurriedly grilled some more skewers for them, and asked them with concern, "You are so hungry, why didn't you eat in the palace?"
An Er is also more concerned about this issue, "It is said that the emperor eats more than a hundred dishes at every meal. Is it true or not? They are all reserved for An Ba. Didn't you two follow suit?"
Speaking of this, Wei Yi and Wei Er were even more confused and looked at each other, "Are there so many dishes?
Didn't you watch? "
Suddenly Wei Yi slapped his forehead and remembered, "Three girls came to deliver food, but they started fighting at the door without even entering. All the things they delivered were knocked over and wasted, let alone eaten. , you can’t even tell what it is doing.”
Now Leng Yue finally knew why An Ba was so bitter with her. It had only been half a day, but it had been so lively, with fighting and seduction. No wonder he complained. It would have been nice if he didn't just give up. .
He quickly packed up some more skewers and told Wei Yi and Wei Er to take them back to Anba. They should comfort the people first. It took a lot of effort to trick him into getting there, but he couldn't do it when he was hungry and sober up.
Then he patted the account book and said to Huo Jingxuan: "Anba is really good. The new official took office three times, and it was quite prosperous. Four houses were raided immediately. At this rate, the coffins of the ancestors underground are probably torn apart. It’s not far either.”
Huo Jingxuan flipped through a few pages of the account book and was shocked by the numbers, "I don't blame you for saying that the sheep in the capital are the fattest. After passing this village, you will never find such fat sheep again.
This is the first wave of people who have slipped through the net, and they are still so rich. I really looked down on them before.
If the sheep are not slaughtered until they are fat, keeping them will only be a waste of resources. "
The secret guards knew that there was a big job to do next, and they all went out to find ground to sharpen their knives.
Leng Yue also went back to her room to prepare medicine. Suddenly she felt a sore waist. She didn't take it seriously at first, thinking it was because her sitting posture was wrong!
Then came the stomachache, followed by that familiar, yet annoying feeling.
She finally came to be her aunt, and Huo Jingxuan finally saw some signs of what she had been thinking about for a long time.
It turned out to be a joke.
At first, the tigers and black bears in the space smelled the blood on Leng Yue's body, thought she was injured, and searched for herbs all over the mountains and fields. Finally, one of them brought a styptic grass to her with a styptic grass in his mouth.
Leng Yue was so moved that one of them was fed a braised chicken and a bucket of spiritual spring water.
Ever since these guys became more and more understanding of human nature, they preferred to eat cooked food rather than raw meat.
Nowadays, most of them come back from hunting and bribe Anshi to start a small business for them.
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