Empty the treasury and go into exile, leading everyone to win pot.

I saw Anba pretending to be a fake emperor writing four imperial edicts in a row, and then called the new eunuch chief Xiao Dengzi.

"You have just taken office and no one knows you yet. I will give you a chance to show your face and go to these four houses to announce the decree. Do your job well. I still think highly of you."

Little Dengzi was very excited, thinking that he was lucky because he had been favored by Lord Long Live just after he took office!

He quickly knelt down and saluted to show his loyalty, thinking that he would be on the rise from now on! "Slave Xiao Dengzi thanks the Lord for your kindness. From now on, I will definitely go through fire and water, even if I die!"

Anba waved his hands repeatedly, laughing secretly in his heart. This is an offending job. I hope you can laugh after seeing the content.

After little Dengzi left, Anba called Wei Yi and Wei Er, who were acting as secret guards, "Which of you two should run the errands for me? Keep an eye on the little eunuch who went out just now to see how many benefits he has received and how much he has deducted." How many treasures have been stolen, let’s get them back to him later, so that his work will be in vain.”

Wei Er immediately raised his hands and said, "I'll go, I'll go. I'm happy to do this job. I'm trapped in this big square cage in the cold, feeling uncomfortable all over, but I'm still free and happy outside."

Wei Yi glared at him, "Can you change your irritability? I'm going out to make you work, not to let you go out to play and live happily. Don't just learn a new word and use it wherever you want. Outside Don't say you know us, we think you are embarrassed."

The two of them were about to quarrel again, and someone came from outside. The two of them quickly fell silent. Wei 1 returned to the beam and squinted, while Wei 2 flew out lightly to monitor Xiao Dengzi.

What gave Anba a headache was that three ladies came together outside, all in the name of delivering food to the emperor.

When the love rivals met, they were extremely jealous and started arguing outside the door.

As soon as Anba heard that there was excitement, he immediately forgot about his current identity, and leaned on the crack of the door to take a look.

I saw one of the ladies in a peach-pink palace dress looked the other two up and down, and was the first to roll her eyes in disgust.

"I said Li Fei, let's just say that your home has been robbed, and you won't be so shabby all of a sudden!

Look at you, your whole body is as plain as noodles in clear soup, and your head is even more miserable. There are not even any flowers, and the widow's clothes are even less plain than yours.

You are so poor, but you still want to send food to the emperor. You don't want to send cabbage soup, right?

Let's take a good look and open our eyes! "

The dogleg next to him immediately grabbed the food box from the hand of the maid next to Li Fei and opened the lid with a snap.

I saw that what was inside was a bowl of vegetable porridge, and the vegetable used happened to be cabbage.

Concubine Zhen and Concubine Jing couldn't stop laughing, and the loser also laughed together.

The angry Concubine Li's face looked like a palette, turning green and purple for a while, her eyes were burning, and she wanted to strangle that little bitch Concubine Zhen to death.

Concubine Zhen still felt that this was not enough, so she picked up the bowl of vegetable porridge and put it directly on Concubine Li's head.

He also said, "I think your hair is too plain. I want to add some color to you. We are all sisters, so there is no need to thank me."

Concubine Li could still bear it, so she wiped the dirt on her head and screamed, "Ah! He Baozhen, I thank you grandma, I'm not done with you anymore."

After saying this, he stretched out his hands to shine on Concubine Zhen's face and passed away.

Midway through, Concubine Zhen tried to intercept her, but Concubine Li was kicked three meters away. She lay on the ground unable to get up.

Rolling up his sleeves, he said, "Wait until I finish teaching your dog master a lesson, and then I'll deal with you dog slaves."

At this time, Concubine Zhen was a little scared. How could she forget that Wang Meili knew kung fu?

But the words had been let out, the deeds had been done, and they could not be taken back. Now she was left with a stubborn mouth.

As he stepped back, he trembled and said harsh words, "I'm warning you, Wang Meili, don't come over, otherwise, or I want you to look good."

Of course, these words had no effect. In the blink of an eye, Concubine Li was in front of Concubine Zhen. She first slapped Concubine Zhen several times, and then punched her in the mouth and eyes.

While beating and scolding, "I made you have a mean mouth and a mean look. Today I will teach you a lesson so that you will remember it for a long time."

Remember, keep a low profile from now on, don’t look at things you shouldn’t see, and don’t say things you shouldn’t say. "

Then he stared at the jewelry on Concubine Zhen's head and how Bu Yao didn't like it, and reached out to pick it off.

"Since we are all sisters, what's the difference between you and me? What's yours is mine, so since it's mine, I won't be polite."

Concubine Zhen was covering her eyes and mouth, crying incomprehensibly, with big snot bubbles coming out of her nose.

Hearing what Li Fei said, he was stunned. He was not polite about anything. He opened his eyes with difficulty, looked at Li Fei and asked, "I've finished beating you, what else do you want to do?"

Li Fei showed a sly smile, then reached out and roughly picked off the jewelry from her head and inserted it into her own head.

What was cooked for Concubine Zhen was like a fried chicken, with a lot of hair falling out in the middle.

When she was done, Concubine Li kicked Concubine Zhen so hard that she was relieved.

The dog slaves who were looking at Concubine Zhen from behind sneered. They were so frightened that they trembled all over and immediately knelt down and kowtowed to beg for mercy.

"Empress Li Fei, it's all because of our ignorance that we have offended you. Please forgive us this time. We will never dare to do it again."

"Now I think about begging for mercy. What did you do earlier? It's too late!"

After Li Fei said this sternly, she opened her bows from left to right and taught those losers a lesson one by one.

He looked back at Concubine Jing who was standing aside watching the show, looked her up and down, and reached out to take off the jade bracelet on her hand, "You are not a good person, you are a wallflower, you fall in the wind, be careful one day you get blown away by the wind. die."

The scholar can bear it, but who can't bear it? This bracelet was her mother's dowry back then!

Concubine Jing simply stopped pretending, rolled up her sleeves, grabbed Concubine Li's front, and opened the fan.

"If the tiger doesn't show its power, you still treat me as a sick cat!

It's really uncomfortable after you've been pretending for so long. Today I'm going to open your eyes and stretch your muscles. "

After a lot of back and forth, she started fighting Li Fei, but it was obvious that Li Fei was no match for Jing Fei. She was at a disadvantage within a few rounds and was constantly being beaten by Jing Fei.

As soon as Concubine Zhen saw the opportunity, she called out to the thugs under her and pounced on them.

All of a sudden, the fight turned from a single fight to a group fight, and it was quite enjoyable for Anba to watch inside.

She also cheered for Li Fei, "Oh! You should get up and fight!"

It's too boring to get down so quickly. I have high hopes for you. "

When I got excited, I opened the obstructing door in front of me and became an on-site guide.

When Wei Yi was almost there, he tried to stop him but failed. He could only stretch out Erkang's hand and said, "No!"

It turned out to be too late, so we might as well go back to Fangliang Mountain to watch the excitement and see how this brat Anba would turn around soon.

The group of women below were fighting lively when they saw the emperor in bright dragon robes explaining to them how to fight.

That's a slap in the face, they all pounced on Anba, crying, "Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me!"

An Ba suddenly had one head and two big heads, and ten thousand grass-mud horses were galloping past in his heart.

I thought to myself, it's over, it's over, how could I have forgotten this, I am now the eldest prince's pig, their nominal husband!

What are you thinking about? what to do?

He looked up at Wei Yi on the beam and mouthed a cry for help.

As a result, Wei Yi gave him a helpless gesture, but what he was thinking was, it's too late for me to watch the excitement, how can I have time to help you!

An Ba secretly scolded Wei Yi for not being interesting enough. He lowered his head and took another look at the three concubines in front of him who looked like street shrews. Especially their current appearance was too eye-catching.

He cursed loudly, "What a shame!"

Immediately frightened, the three of them quickly let go of their hands holding his thighs and stood upright and knelt obediently.

They all said in unison: "I know my mistake and I beg the emperor to punish me."

When Anba heard the punishment, he felt sleepy and someone brought him a pillow. He was worried about how to deal with these annoying Yingying Yanyan, so he sent it to his door.

"Look at each of you, do you still look like a master?

If there is a group fight or disobedience in front of the emperor, come here, pull them all down and beat them with twenty big sticks to make a warning to others.

The slave was taken to the Criminal Punishment Department, and the master was demoted three levels in a row and spent half a year in isolation. "

The people below fainted immediately when they heard that they had poor mental endurance.

Those who can bear it quickly kowtow and beg for mercy, "I beg the emperor to take back my life and fame!"

Anba just said, "You have no joke!"

The minds of those people were directly cut off, and they were dragged down by the palace guards for execution like noodles.

When his eyes were clear, Anba opened the remaining two food boxes in a good mood, and saw the broken snacks and incomprehensible dishes inside.

I feel so distressed, "What a waste of this good thing!"