Ultra: I am too old to inherit the light of the sky

(It is not recommended to drink water while watching this chapter.)

As Chalika approached, and when he finally reached a tree, Chalika picked up his cane and tapped it gently.

A circle appeared in the space in front of him, with ripples appearing in circles. After a moment, a thin film appeared in the space in front of him. Seeing this, Ai Yun was stunned for a moment.

Good guy, there is something special about this rainbow space. If Zha Lijia hadn’t done this, he wouldn’t have even discovered that there is such a space!

Looking at it with the naked eye, it is just an ordinary, ordinary hill!

emmm, it’s not ordinary, at least the shit is a bit extraordinary.

Wait a minute, that’s not the point!

Ai Yun shook his head, and then used the power of light to shrink his body to the size of others.

"Shilbagon! Shilbagon!"

Chalika showed off his penguin steps and arched inwards towards the hole he opened.

Ai Yun and Kirino looked at each other, nodded, and with a tacit understanding, one of them brought Chalika in with one kick, and the two of them crawled in along the hole opened by Chalika.

Chalika, who was flying in the sky, was a little confused. Wait a moment, is someone kicking him?

When I turned around, I saw nothing!

Thinking of this scene, Zalika felt a little creepy.

Could it be that he saw a ghost?

Eh? Ghost? What ghost am I afraid of? I am a cosmic being!

"Who is it? Come out!"

"Since you are sincere... No, monster merchant Zalika, right? You are under arrest!"

Ai Yun almost said a famous quote, and combined with his Ultraman behavior, it frightened Chalika.

Wait a minute, when did Ultraman become a part-time police officer?

No, now is not the time to think about this!

Kirino crossed his arms, matched his Sima expression, and looked at Zaliga coldly. This look was exactly that of a law enforcement officer.

The situation was urgent now, and they had no time to kill Astra, so they could only let Ai Yun speak his mind alone.

"Wait a minute, what crime did I commit? What did I get arrested for?"

When he saw Ultraman Ouranos, Chaliga remembered that he had heard the name of Ultraman when he went to the future.

There was no doubt that he had committed a crime. After all, he was Ultraman. This name was easier to use than any search warrant. The only thing he was curious about was what crime he had committed.

It's impossible for an Ultraman to travel through time and space just to blackmail him, right?

This is definitely impossible!

Ai Yun's milky white eyes flickered on and off as he looked at Chalika, his tone gradually became colder, "Oh? Does that mean you don't have any idea of ​​what you have done now?"

What idea can I have, bro! I’m just raising monsters here, damn it!

First of all, I'm not messing with any of you.

"When I tell you in person, your subsequent treatment will not be that simple."

"..."

No, why can you, a giant of light, say such dark things?

But it was also because of Ai Yun's torture that Zha Lijia's mind started to spin crazily, thinking carefully about what he had done.

The expression on his face turned white for a while, then white for a while, then white for a while.

There was no way, the human being he mimicked could only turn into a white face, but this scene made Ai Yun see what colorful whiteness means.

"I understand."

Zha Lijia learned the hard way, and the expression on his face was full of regret, "I am guilty. When I lived in Neon... I did not sort garbage! I even escaped the fine for garbage sorting!"

"..."

Kirino raised his eyebrows, have you really broken the law?

In Neon, there is no such thing as garbage classification. It can be big or small, but after you pay the fine and educate yourself, it will be enough. It really has to rise to the level of a criminal case...

That can only be said as bullshit.

"Hey, are you still pretending to be stupid?"

Ai Yun directly grabbed this guy's collar, acting like an Ultra gangster, pointed at Chaliga's nose and said, "Zhaliga, you are in business, right?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Ultraman has come to visit me, and the other party knew about what he was doing as soon as he opened his mouth.

There are a lot of monster merchants in the universe, but there are really not many that have a business as big as mine.

The situation is stronger than the person. If someone speaks with a gun, you still have to be polite.

However, the buying and selling of monsters is generally legal, except for the guardian beasts of certain civilizations who cannot come into contact with them. Yemei heard that there are some taboo monsters on earth!

"When it comes to business, we on Earth don't have any objections, but Chalika, have you forgotten something?"

Ai Yunyouyou said, "Zhalijia, have you paid the tax?"

"..."

Chalika was silent, wait a moment, pay taxes? What kind of tax? Hiss, wait a minute, it seems that every civilization does have such a rule of paying taxes, but because of his own invention, he, Chalika, has never paid taxes. .

It was something he had never done before. Zha Lijia really didn’t expect such a thing at the first time...

So you Ultraman traveled through time and came here to ask me to collect taxes?

Subway, old man, mobile phone jpg.

"Travel through time and space, do your best, and I will come to you. This is the purpose of our TPC Universe Tax Bureau."

Kirino's eyes twitched and he looked at Ai Yun, "Wait a minute, TPC Universe Tax Bureau? Is there such a department?"

Ai Yun glanced at Kirino, no? Then there is now!

"Okay, I'll pay the taxes."

Knowing that Ultraman was indeed not here to cause trouble for him, Chaliga breathed a sigh of relief and felt grateful in his heart.

As expected of Ultraman, he is reasonable. If other civilizations knew his identity, he would at least shed a layer of his skin.

You're quite a nice person.

"Okay, show me your business license, health license, fire protection license, land monster sales license, sea monster sales license and other seventeen documents required for selling monsters."

"..."

Tong Ye didn't speak, but his Sima face almost didn't tense up.

As expected of you, Counselor Ai, people use knives to cut meat, but you cut meat with your mouth, right? Zalika was confused again, wait a moment, wait a moment.

Certificate? What certificate? I’ve heard of it!

"Ah? You don't know?"

Ai Yun's tone became unkind again, and he looked at this guy coldly, "Since the establishment of TPC, we have opened up the entry of foreign capital. We treat you cosmic beings equally when they come to do business on Earth."

"Of course, you should know that special positions are treated specially, right? In addition to the most basic business, health and fire protection licenses, we will subdivide each monster.

Led by the TPC, special monsters are required to find specific buyers. This requires certificates. Is it possible, Chalika, you don’t even have these certificates?"

Ai Yun's gloomy tone made Chalika, a cosmic person, shudder.

After all, it was Ultraman who said it, so he was definitely not lying. Ultraman, his reputation is here, so...

It must be my fault!

"Sorry, I don't understand some things about Earth."

“Private Marseille with red bean paste!”

He believed it, he believed it, he really believed it!

Kirino Makoto couldn't bear to look at him and looked to the side with a sullen face.

He was trained not to laugh no matter how funny it was.

Unless you can't help it.

It's broken, I can't bear it anymore...

His right hand pinched his arm muscles tightly, restraining himself from maintaining his Sima face.

Kirino's eyes signaled: Officer Ai, what if this guy finds something wrong when he goes back?

Ai Yun replied with eyes: You are stupid. I will ask Karen to create the document immediately after I go back. I will polish it and make sure it is seamless and there will be absolutely no flaws.

Seeing Ai Yun's answer, Kirino felt relieved.

You can question Ai Yun's professionalism on any issue, but when it comes to fabricating documents and making false accounts out of thin air, no one can beat him.

This is why TPC has no doubts about him going to Kabukicho to eat three bowls of beef noodles.

"Then, our TPC needs to fine you for operating without a license, tax evasion and smuggling. Do you agree with that, Zaliga?"

"Huh? Smuggling? I don't have one!"

"Then do you have a certificate?"

"No."

"Then did you report your selling of monsters to the TPC?"

"nor."

Ai Yun's milky white eyes shined with even greater brilliance, "Then what do you mean this is not smuggling! ?"

"Ah this?"

Chalika's mind was distracted and he fell into thinking.

mused.

mused.

"boom."

Chalika knelt down and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, I really don't know!"

Seeing Chalika like this, Ai Yun's tone softened and he sighed, "Well, it seems you still don't understand many things about our earth."

"This is your first offender. As Ultraman Ouranos, I also have the right to speak at the top of TPC. Let's go back to December 2007, 12. Can we deal with the rest of the matter specially? "

"thanks, thanks."

Chalika's face was filled with tears.

It's Ultraman after all, he's such a nice guy!

Seeing this admiration, Kirino's whole face wrinkled up, no, he couldn't smile.

You still thanked him! ?

"Oh yes, there is also a fine for not sorting garbage." Ai Yun added.

Kirino: You're not done yet, are you?