Ultra: I am too old to inherit the light of the sky

"Suck, suck, suck."

"Uh-huh-huh."

"Ah, it's another quiet day."

"Yes."

In the victory team's combat hall, Ai Yun was holding a thermos cup with a straw inserted into it, sipping coffee like crazy.

As for the other fisherman, it is naturally Xincheng Sang who holds the Playboy in his left hand.

As a well-known weapon master in the victory team, Xincheng has always been second to none in the maintenance of pistols.

Ye Rui's eyes twitched. If he hadn't been working overtime for three days in a row, he would have believed these two guys' lies.

Good guy, I have been very busy because of the God of Kyriarod a month ago. Not to mention anything else, the reconstruction alone has put the entire TPC under high load.

Not to mention the monster disasters that broke out from time to time during this period!

Didn’t you see that even Hui Jian went out to provide disaster relief?

There is really no one left!

But these two guys...

"Salary thief..." Yerui cursed softly.

"Hey, Ye Rui! I heard you!"

"As punishment, make me another cup of coffee and two boxes of sugar, thank you."

After saying that, Ai Yun stood up, picked up his thermos cup and yelled, "Subordinates are not allowed to blow their boss's mouth, you know!"

"Hai."

Hearing this sentence, Ye Rui wanted to cry but had no tears.

But what can be done?

Staff Officer Ai is close friends with the guys in the accounting department. Although the allowances in the Victory Team are all fully paid, well...

God knows when Staff Ai came up with the genius idea of ​​depreciation charges!

What is depreciation? As the name suggests, does he have to operate equipment when he is at work? It's done, right?

That's right. When the equipment becomes old, it will naturally be deducted from the salary.

As for how much to deduct, it naturally requires an authoritative person to certify the equipment.

On this earth, the most authoritative person is naturally the consultant Ai Yunai who designed all the equipment of TPC.

Just as Ye Rui was suffering from workplace bullying, the door of the conference room opened automatically with a crash.

A gloomy face matched the original Sima expression. He looked around, and Ai Yun's lazy back was instantly reflected on the lenses.

Although he didn't look back, Ai Yun subconsciously felt a red word "danger" appear on his forehead.

"Ai Yun."

There was no ripple in the voice. However, just hearing this tone made Ai Yun tremble all over.

He jumped to the main console in an instant, with an extremely serious expression on his face, and tapped his chin with his hand, making a thinking gesture.

Although I don’t know why Kirino came to see me, but just hearing this tone is very dangerous, right?

Kirino didn't pay attention to Ai Yun's actions at all. The two had known each other for almost twenty years, and he could tell at a glance that Ai Yun was pretending.

He chuckled, took out a document from his inner lining, threw it directly in front of Ai Yun, and said coldly.

"My dear Staff Officer Ai, can you explain to me what this beef noodles is?"

Ai Yun was stunned, his face looked like he was very busy just now, and he just noticed Kirino, and smiled shyly.

"Tirino, I'm sorry, I'm very busy..."

Kirino silently picked up the mouse, turned off the Spider Solitaire that was about to be completed on the main console, and stared straight at Ai Yun.

Ai Yun was stunned for a moment when he saw Kirino's movements. He looked at Ye Rui, then at the main console, then at Ye Rui, and then at the main console.

Good guy, that means the three people in the combat hall are all fishing, right? ?

Originally, Ai Yun planned to make a joke, but when he felt the wisps of black energy reflected in Kirino's lenses, Ai Yun secretly thought it was not good.

Then he looked at where Kirino was pointing.

Ok.

Reimbursement form, no problem.

Beef noodles x3, um, three bowls of beef noodles, no problem.

380 million yen, um, not... wait?

At the current exchange rate, it’s about 20 Chinese yuan, so?

At this moment, Ai Yun started brainstorming. After pondering for two seconds, Ai Yun said leisurely.

"Tirino, you should know that prices are relatively expensive now, not to mention that the beef in the beef noodles I eat is specially customized by Beef Immortal."

"The soup base is made by Soupe Sage, and the noodles are made by Ramen Sage, right?" Kirino said with a gloomy face.

Ai Yun looked surprised, "Hey, Kirino, you can answer quickly? Ah, yes, that's what happened."

As soon as he clapped his hands, Ai Yun seemed to have convinced himself, "That's why it's so expensive. As you know, as a consultant of TPC, I naturally have to eat something good, otherwise my brain power..."

Kirino ignored Ai Yun's nonsense and pointed directly at the top line of small words.

Only then did Ai Yun notice the location of the bill above. He was attracted by the numbers before, but after seeing the words above, Ai Yun's face turned green.

"It's him. He went to Xincheng to eat beef noodles."

Ai Yun pointed directly at Xincheng who was already eating melon seeds and was stunned.

ah? What the hell is that the beef noodles I’m eating?

However, Kirino didn't look at Shinjo at all and smiled, "Consultant Ai, I don't care what you are going to Kabukicho for."

"I'm used to you making false accounts."

"But can you not sign my name! Huh???"

"Now the entire TPC knows that I, Kirino Makoto, went to Kabukicho and ate three bowls of beef noodles worth 3.8 million yen!!"

Kirino nodded crazily at Ai Yun's head and roared.

Riding a horse, Kirino Makoto recognized which one of these points was wrong, eating 3.8 million beef noodles in Kabukicho? Who the hell would believe it? Those young ladies in cool clothes can’t even cook egg fried rice, but they still make beef noodles for you?

He also wondered why his colleagues looked at him so strangely at work these past few days. Was it because Ai Yun had caused trouble again?

He jumped into Tokyo Bay and couldn't even wash himself off after riding a horse, right?

"Pfft..."

The three of them instantly looked at Ye Rui, who was laughing out loud. Ye Rui's expression changed, and he pretended that nothing happened, turning his head and whistling.

Turning around suddenly, he continued to stare at Ai Yun, picked up the reimbursement form and said, "Tell me how to solve this matter! How to solve it!?"

"Tong Ye, calm down, calm down, this must be an accident," Ai Yun was beaten so hard that he ran away with his head in his arms, but he was indeed at fault for this matter.

But you can’t blame him entirely!

We make fake accounts every day, and it’s normal for something to happen one day!

You have to blame the old man. Whoever asked him not to approve funds for himself must be his problem!

Well, I won’t write about Kabukicho next time.

Just write about Akihabara.

So, when Jian Jian Hui entered the command hall with the documents, what he saw was this look of a group of demons dancing around.

Jian Hui's expression did not change. She had long been used to this situation. She calmly sat down in her seat, and everyone from the victory team who had received the notification also walked in behind her.

Only then did a few people sit on the chairs. Of course, Kirino still looked at Ai Yun with that Sima expression.

Never at this moment did he want Ai Yun to die so much.

"Ah, isn't this the member of the victory team, Kirino Makoto, who ate 3.8 million beef noodles in Kabukicho?"

As a middle-aged man, Munakata smiled teasingly as soon as he came in and sat in his seat and looked at Kirino, with a bit more amusement in his eyes.

seems to be saying.

Young people are in good health and don’t feel tired even after playing three games.

Kirino's face darkened, and his eyes looking at Ai Yun were even more filled with murderous intent.

Hui Jian coughed and looked around, attracting the attention of all the team members. "Our next task is divided into two parts. I am in charge of one team, and Ai Yun is in charge of the other team... etc. , Officer Ai, what are you doing?"

Only then did everyone realize that Ai Yun's figure had arrived at the command gate. As for how he got there... To be honest, if Hui Jian hadn't spoken, no one would have noticed at all.

"Oh, Captain Zhong, you also know that I am a Chinese."

"Well, so what? As far as I know, today is not a special Chinese festival."

"No, I mean..."

"Zi la..."

Hui Jian looked at Ai Yun's motion of moving slowly towards the door despite the fact that the angle was still fixed. She laughed. She had already seen what Ai Yun wanted to do. It was nothing more than using words to divert everyone's attention. It was good for her. Escape.

"Tirino, help control him."

He directly used his super power to imprison Ai Yun in place. After realizing that he had no way to escape, Ai Yun's face twitched.

"Captain in the middle, can we discuss it? I have no objection to the detachment, but can I be responsible for staying behind?"

"Dama."

Hui Jian directly rejected Ai Yun's request. For this mission, Director Sawai strongly requested Ai Yun to go, but let alone Director Sawai, even she felt that only Ai Yun was the most suitable for this task.

"The task of receiving Queen Sha Ji and her party has been assigned to be received by you personally. What? Do you, Staff Ai, want to affect the diplomatic relations between our earth and the other party?"

Ai Yun held his forehead. To be honest, he now regretted helping Sha Ji return to his own planet five years ago. Originally, he thought he was just helping a lost alien return to his own planet like in the TV series. Just a planet.

It was a very simple task, and he was happy to help.

But I don’t know what went wrong. Half a month after Earth’s time, a planet called Machina sent a starship as a representative to thank the Earth for sending back their Queen Sha Ji. There they are.

Well, Queen.

no problem.

What a ghost!

But afterwards, Ai Yun thought about his logic. He didn't think too much before, but then something seemed a little wrong. After all, it can be seen in the TV series that Machina's defense was not even able to break through Diga's defense, but it could Saki, who summoned Makina at will, was obviously no ordinary person.

At least Ai Yun didn't think a civilian could summon a monster to protect himself.

"Axi..."

Ai Yun rubbed his temples. If it was just to receive the task, he would not be so resistant at all, but the more critical question came.

"Ai Yun, this is for you, don't lose it."

At that time, when Sha Ji left the earth, he blushed and gave Ai Yun a small ornament, which was a cylindrical ore. At that time, Ai Yun thought it was just a souvenir between friends and didn't care.

It was not until the cultural exchanges with Machina Star increased that Ai Yun felt the hotness of this so-called souvenir.

In various cultures on earth, things that girls carry are called tokens. When this kind of thing is given to another man, the name of the jewelry will change.

called.

A token of love.