Ultra: I am too old to inherit the light of the sky

"Teacher K, where should we hold this autograph session? According to Teacher K, you..."

"Teacher K, we..."

"Hello? Teacher K, are you listening?"

The editor-in-chief Qin Mo (played by Qing Bao) on the opposite side looked at Izuku Fushii's absent-minded look and waved a hand in front of Ide Fushii's K, but found no response.

"Oops, Teacher K is dementia."

The naturally dumb editor looked at Izuku Fushii with a solemn expression.

At this time, Ide K Fushii still didn't respond.

He took out the emergency guide written specifically for him by the president directly from his crotch.

From 'How to solve Teacher K's constipation' to 'What to do if Teacher K wants to go whore', I skipped the above and finally saw it from the fourth page of the table of contents.

'Article 1136, When talking to Teacher K, the other party has no plan for reaction. '

That’s right, this is it!

Qin Mo turned to that page seriously.

I don’t know how he managed to stuff an emergency guide comparable to an Oxford dictionary into his crotch.

You can't just treat this as if it's just stuffed, right?

"If there is no response when talking to Teacher K, it is absolutely impossible for the teacher to do such an impolite thing with his quick thinking, gentle and elegant character and characteristics."

After reading this sentence, Qin Mo shouted again tentatively, and found that Fushii Dek still didn't respond, so he nodded.

Indeed, with Teacher K’s character, it is indeed impossible for him to do such an impolite thing.

Keep reading.

"So, we can make a preliminary judgment that Teacher K's current situation is very wrong. We can observe Teacher K's condition in advance. If you find that the teacher is obviously unwell, please jump to 1874, 'Xingshan City Funeral Home Hotline. '"

Looking at Teacher K again, Qin Mo, who was naturally dumbfounded, nodded. Well, it seems there is nothing wrong. There is no need to contact the funeral home. You can continue reading.

"To rule out Teacher K's physical problems, we can continue to observe Teacher K and rule out physical causes. It must be because Teacher K has something to hide now."

After taking another look and confirming, Qin Mo continued to read seriously.

"So we can get the final judgment. Teacher K must have pooped in his crotch. The teacher's lifestyle is just like a civet cat."

Qin Mo glanced at Teacher K's profile and nodded seriously. It was hard not to support him.

Keep reading.

"So if you smell a strange fragrance, it must be that Teacher K pooped in his crotch and didn't know what to do, so he could only pretend that nothing happened."

"And as Teacher K's personal assistant and editor, you should change Teacher K's underwear thoughtfully."

"1136 items completed."

He glanced at the emergency guide in his hand, then at Teacher K, and sniffed it.

Well, it does have a scent.

Qin Mo, a natural idiot, didn't realize it was the smell of coffee.

Anyway, he can just do whatever it says in the book.

It’s impossible that the president, as Mr. K’s best friend, doesn’t know Mr. K at all, right?

So according to what the president said, Teacher K has diarrhea, right?

Qin Mo fell into deep thought.

As for the lack of a change of underwear, that's no problem.

He took out another pair of underwear from his crotch and looked at Teacher K, who was still motionless.

Take a deep breath.

At this time he was ready to wake up.

"Teacher K, let me help you solve the problem!"

Qin Mo's face showed determination.

As a fan of Teacher K's novels, he came all the way from Long Country to compete for the job!

It has nothing to do with the multi-million-dollar gift given to the president that day. The main thing is that I have outstanding abilities!

He has never seen his pay slip since he started working.

I really haven't seen it once.

He asked the president when he entered the company.

He asked if he could be given a job closest to Teacher K.

Because he thinks other things are not important at all.

Even if he does nothing every day, he just watches Teacher K write novels and listens to what Teacher K talks about and does every day, which is a very happy thing.

So, since Mr. K, you are in trouble now.

Then, let me help you change your underwear myself!

This is his duty as a fan, life assistant and editor!

Qin Mo's heart was full of determination. He stood beside Teacher K, his eyes firm and full of respect.

He knew very well that at this moment, he was not only an editor, but also a fan of Teacher K and a supporter of the great writer in his heart who had created countless touching stories.

He gently stretched out his hand, ready to help Teacher K solve the problem at hand. However, just when he was about to touch Fushii DeK, Fushii DeK suddenly moved.

He slowly raised his head and looked at Qin Mo in front of him, a trace of doubt flashing in his eyes.

However, Fu Jingde's doubtful look was taken as encouragement by Qin Mo.

Sure enough, Teacher K does have something unspeakable!

Otherwise, why would he react when he took out his underwear?

Apparently he did pull his crotch!

But Teacher K, don’t panic!

Although he hasn't showered in four days, don't worry, his underwear is very clean!

It’s just a little yellow urine stain. Compared to this, it’s obviously a bigger problem than pulling your crotch!

Just when Qin Mo was about to untie Fushii Dek's belt, the expression on Fushii Dek's face was very exciting.

At this time, he finally saw the underwear Qin Mo was holding.

Qin Mo was thrown to the ground directly over his shoulder, his expression was very distorted.

Even though he had stayed in this perverted country for nearly twenty years, he still felt that Qin Mo's actions were too perverted.

Think about it, when you are in a daze, suddenly someone is holding underwear behind you, and his hand movements are trying to unbuckle your belt.

At this time, the expression on Fushii Dek's face is very similar to the expression you have after having diarrhea in school class.

"Qin Mo! What do you want to do! ?"

"Hey, it hurts, it hurts. Teacher K, please don't move around. What if it comes out before you poop?"

Qin Mo covered his head and stood up, his words still full of concern.

I have to say that he is quite good as a life assistant.

Don't move?

Shit comes out?

The expression on Fushii De K's face became more and more abstract.

"How many times have I told you! Don't read this kind of thing Ai Yun wrote for you, you bastard!"

Fusui De K used dermatitis to figure out what was going on.

This has happened more than once!

It's like pouring green plum essence into your mouth when you snore while sleeping!

A whole bottle!

At that time, in my dream, I was happily playing on the lawn with Lord Beria. The next second, Lord Beria whipped me with a whip - although he was even happier.

But this is not the point!

idiot!

If you don't eat, you must have a bad appetite. You need to adjust your taste. The next second you open a can of herring for yourself.

As a Strum man, his sense of smell is hundreds of times better than that of a human being. For a whole month, his nose was smelly!

As for other things about Fushii, I don’t want to remember them anymore.

I took out the emergency guide hidden on this guy, and there was a strange smell.

Fushii Dek showed veins on his forehead, "I tell you again, don't look at such weird things in the future."

"Also! Don't even mention Ai Yun in front of me!"

Qin Mo listened to Fushii's words and took out a small book from his crotch to record it carefully.

"I understand, Teacher K, but if you have diarrhea, you still need to change your underwear, right?"

As he said that, he handed over the underwear he had taken off again, with a pious look on his face.

Fushii Dek's eyes twitched, he looked at the underwear in front of him, and then at the emergency guide in his hand.

"Where did you keep your emergency guide in the first place?"

"Oh, in the crotch."

"You must die!"

"Hey, Teacher K, why did I see Chang Wei calling Laifu when I opened the door?"

"You still dare to come and see me?!" Izuku Fushii, with scarlet eyes, threw away the emergency guide that was filled with an unknown smell.

The force was so strong that it even caused an explosion of air.