Ultra: I am too old to inherit the light of the sky
Chapter 210: On how abstract the lower limit of human beings can be
"Is there something wrong with the president's brain?"
"I don't know. How about we contact a psychiatrist?"
In the observatory building, a group of people from the business department gathered around and discussed unabashedly.
"Shh, stop talking now, the big devil is coming."
A girl spotted Ling Li's figure peeking out from behind the frosted glass. After saying these words, all the guys in the discussion immediately dispersed.
Ling Li walked in with a cold face, but she was also a little scared.
You know, her president hardly does anything in the office except fishing.
When I walked in today, I saw this guy holding a financial statement and circling the key points. His eyes were bloodshot and he looked like he was overworked.
He was still chanting something like 30 billion in his mouth like he was possessed by an evil spirit.
She originally thought that her president had been playing video games all night again last night, but she did not expect that after she entered the door,
As soon as I turned my head, I saw a mountain of planning projects next to me.
The pearl milk tea in her hand fell to the ground as she walked in.
Wait, there must be something wrong with the way the door is opened.
How could Ai Yun know how to work! ?
She must calm down.
Take a deep breath and close the door.
"Ling Li! Come here! Work!"
Realizing that Ai Yun was really working, Ling Li felt the chill rising from the soles of his feet go straight to his forehead, and spoke to Ai Yun with a trembling voice.
"President, how about we go to the shrine first?"
Skipping the psychiatrist, Ling Li felt that this situation should not be mental illness, so he should go directly to the shrine. After all, the land of Neon was full of gods.
The possibility of being possessed by evil spirits is much higher than the chance of being mentally ill!
At this moment, Ling Li's mind flashed through various supernatural stories such as Sadako and Kayako.
"Why are you so crazy? Come here and take all these projects away from me!"
Going crazy? Are you the one who is going crazy?
After confirming that his president was still conscious and had no intention of killing him, Ling Li walked tremblingly to the side and picked up the top volume of the plan.
The book is not very thick and is written in Chinese. Compared with lengthy Japanese expressions, Chinese expressions are obviously more convenient.
And it's not for superiors to see, and there is no need to follow the various formats. Ling Li just glanced at the money and saw that Ai Yun went wherever he thought.
Just when he saw the title, Ling Li was so shocked that he called him a genius!
"A plan to add insurance to concert tickets"
Good guy, why didn’t she think of such a genius idea!
A ticket is not expensive, and a neon coin only costs 8800 to one. If you sell one-third or even one-fifth of the tickets, you can usually get your money back.
She knew about the relationship between the president and Teacher K, she also knew about Teacher K’s reputation, and she also knew that the president had accepted Teacher K’s Tokyo Dome lecture.
If ordinary people held this kind of lecture, 80% of them would be some insiders, which is far from reaching this level.
But don’t ignore Teacher K’s good looks, Baga!
Teacher K is not only talented, but also has good looks. Coupled with the blessing of talent, let’s put it this way, eight out of ten fans of Teacher K are fans of her looks!
As long as I hold lectures and watch him speak every day, I will be very satisfied!
According to the statement in this plan, in order to prevent stampedes, insurance was specially purchased for the participants. The amount was 3800, which was already included in the ticket.
So 8800 plus 3800 means, with a stroke of his pen, the president erases the fraction, that’s it!
Oh, as for who the erased fraction should belong to, it is also clear from above. It was erased by Teacher K specifically to give back to the fans.
Anyway, that’s what it says above!
What is the insurance content?
Haha, it is specific insurance, not insurance similar to specific disease insurance. It is clearly written above.
It was Teacher K who paid attention to fans and found that the obesity rate was too high. In order to alert fans, he specially added the risk of death due to burping after drinking Coke.
In short, you can get compensation if your trachea explodes due to burping while drinking Coke while sitting on a chair at the venue.
Keyword extraction, venue chairs, coke, burping, tracheal explosion.
This means that if you die suddenly and are not sitting on a chair for a second, it will not count.
Not drinking Coke doesn’t count.
It doesn't count if it's not hiccups.
It doesn't count if it's not a tracheal explosion.
Oh, one more thing, it is limited to two hours of lectures.
That’s okay. You’re really going to do whatever you can to not lose a penny, President!
So, is Teacher K paying attention to the fans or do you think Teacher K is paying attention to the fans? Born!
After putting down this project and looking at the next one, Ling Li felt that he had overestimated Ai's lower limit.
"About the Tokyo Dome restroom charging plan." 》
Good guy.
Ling Li called him a good guy.
Of course there won’t be any profit from just charging for the toilet, but it’s clearly written on it, drinks are free!
Understand! Free drinks! No Coke for those who ride horses!
It is written above that every booth will have free drinks and wine, which are the kind of drinks that are good for urination!
This is Teacher K’s benefit to give back to fans!
So of course it is Teacher K who pays, and Ai Yun, as the manager, charges for toilets for better hygiene, and no one can fault him!
After all, there are fifty thousand people!
It's your choice whether you choose to pee in your pants or in public.
Just peeing once is a net profit of 5000 yen, genius!
He even arranged three ATMs at the door of each toilet just to prevent you from being able to pee!
He really made me cry to death.
By the way, the drinks bought with Teacher K’s money belong to Ai’s company.
According to the above statement, it is very reasonable to save costs.
Ling Li was still wondering why the president asked her to create a beverage wholesale company yesterday. The co-author is waiting here, right?
Eat both ends, right? As expected of you, born, ah, no, president.
The more Ling Li looked at it, the more he felt that his president was really born...
Oh no, he is really a business wizard!
Ling Li estimated that these two projects alone could squeeze nearly 20,000 neon coins from each person.
As for the rest of the project, Ling Li didn't dare to look at it anymore.
The above two projects had a big impact on her outlook on life, so she had to slow down.
"Thirty billion! Thirty billion!"
After Ai Yun finally read the financial statements, he looked at Ling Li with red eyes.
"Do you understand all this?"
“I understand, but a little bit.
These plans are concise and clear. Ling Li can understand them at a glance, but what he doesn't understand...
It's because she still doesn't understand the lower limit of her own president.
"Oh yes, there's more!"
Ai Yun directly handed over two stacks of paper.
"About the plan to sell the Supreme Collector's Edition of the Universe Chronicles series at the lecture"
"Charging Plans for Taking Photos with Teachers, Holding Hands and Signing Signs"
Asphyxiated.
Ling Li really felt suffocated.
The first project was also really innocuous. It was to wrap an ordinary series of books with a gilt book cover, and then spend 3000 yen to customize the packaging.
How dare you sell 500,000 copies a copy!
You must know that Teacher K’s Universe Chronicles now has three volumes in total, that’s 1.5 million!
After excluding the costs, that’s a net profit of 1.45 million!
Next, if you want to sign with Mr. K, you must buy a collector’s edition book in advance. If you want to hold hands, you must buy at least one book in the series. Take a group photo?
You have to buy a minimum of ten series to take a group photo!
"President, do you really think anyone will buy it?"
Ling Li felt that his ETC had been burned. Is it so easy to get money?
"There certainly aren't that many now."
Ai Yun took a sip from his coffee cup, looked out the window, and said quietly.
"As the only officially designated promotion company for Teacher's novels, we naturally have to help Teacher K do this."
"Ah? Since when did we become the promotion company for Teacher K's novels?"
Ling Li really didn't know. She had been working here for three years and she really didn't remember such a thing.
It can only be said that Ai Yun has really done nothing in the past three years, and it is all supported by Teacher K's own talent.
You know, Ling Li is the vice president, so it's telling that she doesn't even know about it.
Having such a cooperative partner is really inspiring to Teacher K!
Ignoring Ling Li's complaints, Ai Yun took out a stack of photos from his drawer.
"Now publish Teacher K's photos for me, and get me access to Quan Xiahong's fashion magazine! Arrange all the connections in Longguo for me!"
"Fashion magazines from other regions also arranged for me, throwing money at me! Throwing money at me!"
"Don't worry, after we finish this job, we can get the money back with interest!"
Ai Yun clenched his right fist and made a move that I wanted all of them.
It's only 30 billion, and he has stayed up all night now.
This time, he wants to earn it all back!
This vote? President, have you finally admitted that you are a bandit?
Looking at the photos in his hand, Ling Li blushed a little. How should I put it, the quality of these photos is perfect, right...
"President, is it too private? Will Teacher K agree? And I don't think this photo is appropriate?"
Pulling out a photo of Izuku Fushii taking a poop, Ling Li asked, twitching his eyes.
Ai Yun's eyes widened and he quickly hid it. He coughed and said, "Don't worry, this is all with Teacher K's permission. These are all benefits to give back to the fans!"
"Really?"
Then I saw another photo of myself, Izuku Fushii, naked in the bathtub with a book. Although he didn't show off his body, he was indeed naked.
It looks good, but...
"President, I have a question. Could this photographer be..."
Ling Li looked at Ai Yun with increasingly weird eyes.
Ai Yun coughed, looked out the window again, and took a sip of coffee.
Seeing this scene, Ling Li understood instantly, and his eyes became even more strange.
"In short, this is what it is, and this is the situation. You just go ahead and deal with it."
Realizing that he couldn't find any information, Ling Li walked out holding all the plans.
After going out, I kept hearing the murmur of some 30 billion to 30 billion ancient gods outside the door.
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