Ultra: I am too old to inherit the light of the sky
Chapter 207 Ai has two eyes and one black eye
Inside the observatory.
Well, let’s call it an observatory.
Ai Yun was sitting in the president's office on the first floor, sipping his coffee comfortably.
How can I put it, when I first started raising these two boys, it was indeed quite pleasant.
In addition to the genetic reasons of these two boys, they have never had any bedwetting. They eat and drink when they should, and they don't get up in the middle of the night without causing trouble.
But.
It's still a bit annoying after wearing it for a long time.
"President, here is this month's report..."
An OL pretending to be beautiful walked in, and her words made Ai's cerebellum shrink.
If you take a closer look, you will see that it is the bank girl who Ai Yun commissioned with 20 million to build the company three years ago.
"Hi, Ling Li (name provided by reader Ling Li's invincible monkey), why don't you sit down and have a drink first." Ai Yun smiled and helped Ling Li make a cup of coffee and handed it over, his eyes constantly wandering where he was looking. Can yo-yo.
Ling Li looked at the mountain of sugar in his hand, his eyes twitched, and he handed it back silently.
She didn't want to get diabetes at a young age, and she didn't know why her president's tastes were so distorted and abstract.
"No, president, what I have to tell you is that our business has expanded too much now, especially the weight loss insurance you proposed, which is now sold out!"
Ling Li looked at Ai Yun seriously.
I have to say that Ai Yun is indeed a genius.
This insurance was pioneered by Ai Yun. Of course, the other party said it was from a great economist named Wang Duoyu - Ling Li had never heard of it anyway.
Her president talks nonsense every day, and she has long been used to it.
In short, as long as you insure for 10,000 neon coins, and after the salesperson conducts professional measurements, if you lose ten pounds in a month, you can get a compensation of 100,000 neon coins.
When it was first proposed, all department staff agreed that there was something wrong with their president's brain.
How can such weight loss insurance be profitable?
But I have to say that it is my president who sees things further.
When people see those weight loss videos, they always have the illusion that they can lose weight if they want to.
This is why gyms can make money by selling membership cards. If you go there every day, the wear and tear of the equipment can make them lose money. But in the end, what they sell gym memberships is not your fitness expenses.
The fitness card is a bet against you.
I'm just betting on your three-minute heat, and you won't go after the heat wears off!
Clearly, the gym is often the winner.
This time for weight loss insurance, it is obvious that Nicole Nicole Life Insurance Co., Ltd. is also the winner!
This job makes Ling Li feel very satisfied. As an international student who graduated from Dongda University, he originally worked in a bank in Neon, and his monthly salary was just that. After all, his nationality was here, and he originally wanted to return to his country. Look at the opportunities.
I can only say that the cows and horses are the same wherever they are.
It's okay now. If I hadn't been obsessed with finding this big fat sheep at that time, I wouldn't have gotten into the position of vice president.
The idea of flying up a branch and becoming a phoenix has now completely dissipated in the past three years of work experience. It was only after working with her own president that she realized how bad his character was.
She, an international student, couldn't handle it at all, so she should leave it to the president's wife.
After all, this guy's two children often come to their company to play, and they are no strangers at all.
Everyone thought that compared to the president, the two children were just cuter, and they should just let the children do whatever they wanted.
Of course, because the president's wife has never appeared, this has also led to private discussions in the company about whether the president ran away from the family because of X's incompetence.
Just when Ling Li was madly slandering his president in his heart, Ai Yun drank the coffee Ling Li pushed over in one gulp and shrugged, "Tsk, it seems that your taste still needs to be improved after all this time."
Ling Li's eyes twitched, not wanting to make any comments, "President, here are our monthly reports, and last month's..."
"boom!"
The expression on Ai Yun's face changed, and he flashed directly to the door, looked at Ling Li, and said seriously, "Ling Li, I need to save the world. Please help me solve the problem. I will leave first!"
After saying that, Ai Yun thought for a moment that it was not very safe. There was a situation where Ling Li asked someone to block him at the gate. At this time, Ai Yun noticed a smile deep in Ling Li's eyes.
Ai Yun said nothing and returned the favor with a smile.
Just close the door and jump out of the window!
Looking at the curtains swaying in the wind, Ling Li's eyes twitched.
Bad, didn't take this into consideration.
Thinking of this, Ling Li sighed and took out the walkie-talkie from his pocket, "Retreat, this guy escaped again."
"Okay, I win again, hurry up, give me the money, and I will tell our president to escape from the devil again, hurry up, hurry up."
What followed was a wave of annoyance.
Ling Li's eyes twitched again, and he sighed as he listened to the unabashed voice from the company's business department.
Looking at the company report in his hand, he shook his head helplessly.
Forget it, it seems that you have to read the first quarter financial report yourself again.
……
"We, the people, are so happy today."
Ai Yun whistled and walked on the street with pockets in his pocket like a gangster.
I have to say that after losing the control of TPC, Ai Yun really let himself go.
Well, although I used to let myself go quite a bit.
However, there is no man with Sima glasses following behind, and Ai Yun is not very used to it even after three years.
"Ai Yun."
A facially paralyzed man whose movements looked like Ultraman suddenly appeared in front of Ai Yun, almost frightening Ai Yun who was enjoying his fishing time.
"Zena, can you make a little noise when you walk in the future? It scares me to death. Let alone investment, you will be responsible for the tens of thousands of people in my company who eat?"
Zena's expression remained unchanged. Well, compared to Kirino, this guy has a real Sima face.
"President Ai Yun, do you need me to tell you your bank card transaction status?"
Ai Yun's eyes twitched, this scene seemed familiar... Do you Sima-faced people like to expose other people's background?
Besides, Ai Yun made all this money by himself without relying on any help from others!
If you Zena can't make so much money, just think about your own reasons.
Has your salary increased after so many years? Have you worked hard?
What's the problem? There's no problem anywhere. Okay, I've been doing this for so many years to make false accounts. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. It's very difficult for the TPC director!
Looking at Zena's expression, Ai Yun looked like he had eaten a can of poop-flavored curry, and raised his hands in surrender, "Okay, I will invest in the establishment of AIB, but I have agreed first that I will only be responsible for the manufacturing of those equipment."
"The drawings are mine too. I don't care if I give you the money and the drawings."
Speaking of this matter, Ai Yun was so regretful that his duodenum turned blue.
You shouldn't have talked to this guy that day.
Zena was very excited at that time. He had just arrived on Earth. He was lucky and was fishing... When he was researching the market, he saw this guy who looked like Ultraman.
I just made a joke. Otherwise, we should establish an Alien Investigation Bureau and call it AIB. I will invest in maintaining the peace of the earth.
Okay, this guy listened.
Day by day, I asked myself whether I wanted to invest, or whether I had personally agreed to it, and even took out the recording of the time - what normal person wouldn't record it anytime, anywhere?
But this guy told himself that it was because as a warrior, one must be vigilant.
This also left Ai Yun with no room for argument.
I hunted geese all day long, but a goose pecked me in the eye. The peck was a horse's eye!
It hurts, Isolde, it hurts so much!
Teacher K, I'm sorry, I probably understand your mood.
So Teacher K, I will make up for my losses from you.
I think Mr. K, you don’t want your loyal fans to be sad, right?
Thinking of this, Ai Yun felt much more comfortable.
"Tell me, how much does it cost?"
"Oh, no need. I'm actually here to inform you that I have already taken away the 30 billion in your card." Zena said expressionlessly.
Ai Yun's eyes twitched. This scene seemed familiar. Why?
His whole body was shaking with excitement, "All?"
"Yes, all of them."
"Why didn't I know?"
"Oh, I found a Baltan guy who specializes in financial loans. I showed him your recording and he said he would help me solve it."
Zena told the truth.
"..."
There was a scene in my mind where the construction team leader said they were professionals.
Ai Yun took a sip of oolong milk tea, iced it and added 30% sweetened coffee jelly.
Something is wrong, very wrong.
If you have the opportunity to go to the Kingdom of Light, you must go and talk to the first generation about biological invasion.
Crayfish have affected the earth's ecology, especially Ai Yun's ecology.
A certain teacher K: Hahaha, you were born today too!
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