Ultra: I am too old to inherit the light of the sky

Ide K Fushii has been suffering from PTSD since he got up early that morning and was robbed of 80 million neon coins by Ai Yun.

Now his routine has changed.

In order to prevent that evil cosmic being from attacking him again while he was defecating, Teacher K had decided to adjust his defecation time to night from now on.

Talk, you can talk.

Can you please stop talking about the horse-trading guy when he is shitting! ?

Thinking of the scene that day, Izuku Fushii had veins on his forehead.

Especially when he was throwing away the garbage, when he turned around, he found that his garbage bag stained with an unknown yellow substance had been opened by a potato devil.

In that scene where he was shopping with his underwear in his hand, he was still shouting strange words like "I got something good for you."

If he didn't want to admit that it was his underwear, this little potato guy would have been poked in several holes by him!

Wait, what does this have to do with Potato Imp! ?

After all, it's still the fault of the spaceman who calls himself Ultraman!

After he is caught, his skin must be peeled off!

A man with Sima glasses who was reviewing documents at a certain TPC sneezed.

Izuku Fushii, who was taking a dump before going to bed, tightly grasped the newspaper in his hand.

"Hey, Teacher K, I'm here again!"

Izuku Fushii had just finished defecating and was wiping his buttocks when he saw a figure coming out of the window again.

Ai Yun was silent.

Fushii Dek was also silent.

They looked at each other speechlessly.

After a while.

Ai Yun's eyes twitched, he looked at Fushii De K and scratched his head, "Well, Teacher K, you are quite diligent in pooping every day. "

"Get out!"

"okay."

He was a great financial backer, but Ai Yun was very obedient and backed out of the window in a panic.

"Click."

Before I left, I also took a picture of K. Fusui taking a dump. Well, it was an unforgettable memory after all. It would be reasonable to leave some souvenirs for Teacher K.

"Ai Yun!!!"

Seeing Ai Yun's movements, Fushii DeK felt that his blood pressure had gone up. What kind of strange thing is this spaceman?

Why do you always come here when you poop with him!

Can't you change the time?

If Ai Yun heard about Fu Jing's question, he would probably be very aggrieved.

He specially changed a time to come over and chat with him.

After a while, Fushii DeK walked towards his courtyard with a dark face and saw this guy whistling without realizing it.

If he were to measure his blood pressure at this time, he would probably explode the blood pressure monitor.

"Hand it over."

Fushii Dek reached out to Ai Yun with a dark face.

"Hand over what?"

Ai Yun was picking his nose unconsciously, like a certain naval hero.

"I said, hand over the photo!!!"

If he hadn't known that he couldn't beat the guy in front of him, Ide Fushii's K would have let him know what the anger of Star Strum is!

"Oh, ah, you said this, you should have said it earlier."

Ai Yun smiled and took out a photo from his crotch and handed it to Fushii DeK. Fushii DeK breathed a sigh of relief. When he raised his hand and saw what was on the photo, his blood pressure went up again.

There is no picture of someone pooping in the photo. It is clearly a child who is sucking his fingers to sleep!

"Look, my son, Sawai Riku, is quite cute."

Ai Yun put his arm around Izuku Fushii's shoulders without realizing it, and said with a smile, "Look, this nose..."

“Zhi!!!”

The sharp blade was unsheathed, and the staff sword was only one centimeter away from Ai Yun's heart. Izuku Fushii gritted his teeth and looked at this guy.

"I'll leave the experimental subject matter to you. If you cause anything to happen to me again, don't force me to fall out!"

"Hey, young people, don't be so angry."

Pushing the stick sword outward, Ai Yun coughed and took out his mobile phone, "Here, the photo is in my mobile phone. Click, delete, click again, the recycle bin is gone. Now you can rest assured."

"let me check."

Seeing this guy delete the photo in front of him, Izuku Fushii breathed a sigh of relief, but he still took Ai Yun's phone and checked it for a while.

After confirming that there was no backup, he nodded and returned the phone to Ai Yun.

But his face was still as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Ai Yun still had a smile on his face, and he said the same thing, after all, this guy is the financial backer.

What's more, as we all know, artificial intelligence can do many things, right, Teacher K, you don't know that, right?

"Tell me, why are you looking for me so late? I already gave you the protection last time...the funds, 10 million a month. Are you not keeping your word?"

After Black History disappeared, Izuku Fushii crossed his arms and looked at the guy who called himself Ultraman.

When it comes to protection money, I always feel like a coward, but in other words, Izuku Fushii feels a lot better.

Men, no matter whether they are aliens or not, they still have to face themselves.

Bracket except Ai Yun, he was born Bracket End.

"Oh, it's nothing. I just want you to come and look at the stars. I have an observatory here. I think I can't show off my money when I take it from you, right?"

Looking at this guy, Ai Yun's expression was extremely sincere.

Fushii Ide K was stunned, but he didn't expect this guy to actually say that, look at the stars?

Is this what a wicked guy like you can say?

After just a short contact, Fushii DeK had already labeled this guy as having a bad personality.

"What's your expression? Do you think I, Ai, am someone who takes advantage of others?"

Hearing what Ai Yun said, Fushii Dek's eyes became even weirder, as if to say, aren't you such a person?

"Okay, okay, don't worry this time, I have no other intentions. Besides, Teacher K, I am your fan!"

Ai Yun smiled and patted Fushii De on the shoulder, "After all, I am also Ultraman. The protection fee I am talking about must be protection fee. I will protect your Teacher K."

Fushii Ide K didn't say a word, but the eyes he looked at Ai Yun became more and more weird, and even later his eyes became a little abstract.

How do you look like Ultraman! ?

Besides, which fan would rush into the toilet and ask for protection money when their idol poops?

But seeing that this guy didn't seem to have any thoughts about him this time, Fushii Izuku snorted, "Then you lead the way."

Again, people have to bow their heads under the eaves. Anyway, this guy doesn't plan to do anything this time, so it doesn't matter if he goes along.

"Great!"

Fushii Dek glanced at this guy with disgust.